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Let's Pretend We're A Scorpio

Hi. I'm so nice except don't even try to pull any shit with me.

by Anonymousreply 21804/11/2016

"I volunteered to pick you up from work at 5pm. I DIDN'T say what day! It's Sunday and you're not here!"

by Anonymousreply 111/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 211/10/2013

Hahahaha - great thread topic!

by Anonymousreply 311/10/2013

I saved the world from destruction a dozen times in the past 3 decades and now I'm stuck here in this basement with my ex wife?

by Anonymousreply 411/10/2013

Today's my sister's birthday and she's my angel............FROM HELL!

by Anonymousreply 511/10/2013

"I do all the work around here and you can't function without me. Me, me, me!!"

by Anonymousreply 611/10/2013

and OP......GO F!@#CK YOURSELF!

You SAID "pretend"

by Anonymousreply 711/10/2013

Let me tie you up and fuck u into submission . And I mean Now!

by Anonymousreply 811/10/2013

Hello, you warped, fascinating bastard. Any chance of a date?

by Anonymousreply 911/10/2013

Don't pretend you don't know exactly what you did to provoke my silence.

by Anonymousreply 1011/10/2013

R10 is spot on.

by Anonymousreply 1111/10/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1211/10/2013

You all can go to hell.

by Anonymousreply 1311/10/2013

R10, that's perfect. I used to work with a Scorpio office manager who would periodically get pissed off at people and freeze them out. She would bitch about them behind their backs, but not to their faces. One time, I asked her, "Why don't you just tell her what she did?" Her response was, "Oh, she knows!"

by Anonymousreply 1411/10/2013

I'm a Capricorn and for some reason Scorpio's are comfortable with and trust me and don't give me too much trouble but having said that I prefer to steer clear. Virgo's on the other hand are evil and should be launched to their own solar system. Cancer's can join them.

by Anonymousreply 1511/10/2013

Geminis are evil, backstabbing, two-faced cunts....

by Anonymousreply 1611/10/2013

r16 that would fit my description of Cancer

by Anonymousreply 1711/10/2013

I have an idea: tell me your innermost vulnerabilities and wounds while I smirk and coo, then I'll discuss you like a lab experiment over facebook as you attempt to rebuild your life. I will refuse to acknowledge you are the only person in my life who isn't controlled by dependencies based on money (live-in boytoys) or power (my underlings at work) or genetics (family). I will act proper and prim when I finally get my ass handed to me. Wouldn't life be easier if you just let me grind you into the ground?

by Anonymousreply 1811/10/2013

This is so much fun. My best friend is a Scorpio, he would cry laughing if he read this stuff. I'm a Gemini so of course he's horrified of how light I travel through life. He had some anxieties about retiring so I said oh gosh you could start some new hobbies, join some clubs etc. He just stared at me and said with great contempt "Scorpios don't join clubs".

by Anonymousreply 1911/10/2013

I'm a Scorpio and, at least for me, you've hit the nail on the head with your replies.

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2013

R10 is dead on. My ex father in law was one, & he would stop talking to his son for months, yet no one knew why. Im sure in his warped mind, everyone knew why.

by Anonymousreply 2111/10/2013

It's inconceivable how many people believe in astrology and all that bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 2211/10/2013

R22: virgo

by Anonymousreply 2311/10/2013

Wow OP, what Scorpio stung your ass and how?

by Anonymousreply 2411/10/2013

Anyone ever have a Pisces for a boss? What was that like? I am a cancer and all though I am convinced it is the worst zodiac sign, I have never experienced being called backstabbing and evil and don't believe that is the general reputation. The sign is known for having severe mommy issues (I don't but maybe that is denial) and just wanting to be at home and eat home cooked food.

by Anonymousreply 2511/10/2013

Cancers are, in general, enlightened beings and must suffer the attacks of signs less evolved. It's a tough life.

by Anonymousreply 2611/10/2013

R22 taurus

by Anonymousreply 2711/10/2013

LOL! Actually, r23, cancer.

by Anonymousreply 2811/10/2013

R10, R12, R13, do you know me?


by Anonymousreply 2911/10/2013

I'm the hottest fuck you'll ever have and as much as you hate me, you'll keep coming back for more.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 3011/10/2013

My last boss was a Scorpio. Super phony and passive aggressive.

My brother is a Scorpio. Super phony and passive aggressive.

by Anonymousreply 3111/10/2013

Interesting, R31.

You could call me many things, but phony is not one of them.

My emotions show on my face. I cannot be a hypocrite or pretend something about someone or about anything, really.

by Anonymousreply 3211/10/2013

Wow, I'm shocked this hasn't degenerated into a soap thread. I'm impressed.

by Anonymousreply 3311/10/2013

I'm gonna slide my cock up into your muscular azz and make your eyes roll back in ecstasy, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3411/10/2013

I didn't marry her for her money. I married her for her father's money, and I don't see how you can call that "mercenary." I was doing her a huge favor!

by Anonymousreply 3511/10/2013

Lorelei Lee ?

by Anonymousreply 3611/10/2013

I like to amass a mental database of all of your life problems so that instead of firing you, I will intimidate you into quitting. I will make just enough friends in the office (and give them promotions when they've served their purpose) to be able to log on to instagram, facebook, and twitter at any given moment and find a psuedo justifiable reason to send you to hr for improperly using sick time. If I don't get dirt on you that way, I will pick a random Friday afternoon at 4:45 to tell you 'we need to have a meeting' the following Monday; you will spend your whole weekend wracked with anxiety only to show up on Monday to hear that you aren't in trouble but your body language expresses negativity and disrespect and you should be aware of it'. I will do this enough times and in so many artful ways you will eventually quit.

by Anonymousreply 3711/10/2013


So what you're saying is that your Scorpio boss is both smarter and more powerful than you are. Sounds about right.

You must be really stupid to allow your co-workers to be able to see your Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts. You're especially stupid if you posted while inappropriately using sick time. What kind of moron does that?

Please let me know what your sign is so that I know which is the stupdiest.

by Anonymousreply 3811/10/2013

Ooh, just what I always wanted: a thread full of Leos and Sagittariuses airing their grievances.

by Anonymousreply 3911/10/2013

I also love r37's boss.

by Anonymousreply 4011/10/2013

I'm the creepy stare.

by Anonymousreply 4111/10/2013

I'm not afraid to indulge my sadist tendencies with you. You can't resist my magnetism and will do what I want. And if you don't? (shrug) Trust me, you will, one way or another.

by Anonymousreply 4211/10/2013

R38 Not even close buddy. I have Mars in Scorpio, in the 11th no less so I know how to fight like one and suss out a passive aggressive Scorpio bitch's tactics when need be. No social media for me! But I also don't think it's cool to call someone up to hr after they've used FMLA to be with a dying parent under the guise of 'someone has brought it to my attention (read = boss herself) that you may have been using our FMLA inappropriately based on your instagram'. I thank my stars for the world's best employment lawyer each and every day.

by Anonymousreply 4311/10/2013

When you cross me, I will never forget it. I just bide my time while planning my revenge (best served cold).

I am suspicious of everybody. Trust no one. And if you think I'm going to let you into my deep reserve, you're going to have to prove to me that you're worthy. And then i will still hold back.

by Anonymousreply 4411/10/2013

Sure R43, we believe you. We believe you.

by Anonymousreply 4511/10/2013

I like to think I have everybody's number - a little piece of damning evidence to use against everybody - while I drink myself under a table.

by Anonymousreply 4611/10/2013

R39, hey why are u picking on Leo's and Saggies?

by Anonymousreply 4711/10/2013

Scorpios are the kindest, most awesome and talented signs of the zodiac. We are a sea of calm in the storm for others. Our talents are often hidden and although we may crave recognition, we modestly keep above the fray of chasing glittering prizes and accolades.

And are NEVER jealous of others or covet what they may have. Never never!

by Anonymousreply 4811/10/2013

r12 has been most accurate, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 4911/10/2013

OMG R44, I'm a Scorpio and you just described me perfectly. Eeek.

by Anonymousreply 5011/10/2013

One trait frequently associated with Scorpio is the tendency to quietly observe others and learn all about them, while sharing very little in return.

The only Scorpion I know who is anything like that is, uh, me. Most of the others are complete chatterboxes. We could say they know a good listener when they see one.

Anyway, the best tip I've heard for getting along with Scorpions goes:

[quote]About all you can do is give us everything we want and hope for the best.


by Anonymousreply 5111/10/2013

I'm the piercing look of "you're totally fucked now, mister!" when you glibly point out my perceived weakness in front of others.

And I WILL cut you, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 5211/10/2013

What r29 said.

by Anonymousreply 5311/10/2013

My likes and dislikes are fervent and endless, but YOURS make you so judgmental!

If you accidentally cross any of my lines, I won't tell you, I'll just shut down, and you can figure out where you went wrong on your own!

by Anonymousreply 5411/10/2013

Sometimes it's nothing you did wrong. Don't get me wrong, most of the time it is. But sometimes we just don't want to talk to you (or anyone).

by Anonymousreply 5511/11/2013

R10 nailed it.

But remember, we would do anything for the ones we really love. There's no need to be afraid, but yes, you should be careful.

by Anonymousreply 5611/11/2013

I've never met a Scorpio who didn't lead a double life, and I doubt I ever will.

by Anonymousreply 5711/11/2013

R31 I am there, right now. But only until the end of January.

by Anonymousreply 5811/11/2013

I'm surprised a didn't have to start this thread and make every post. However, no one can handle a Scorpio like I can.

by Anonymousreply 5911/11/2013

See how much more interesting Scorpios are than other signs??

Aries: I'm awesome, i'm smarter than you, I'm the best fuck in the world...where did everyone go?

Taurus: My pile of stuff makes me feel safe, no I will not quit smoking to save my life and you can't make me.

Cancer: I just want to take care of you because you are my emotional investment and you know you're not very strong.

Gemini: I want a cat, no a cat and 3 dogs and chickens, no wait that guy is smart I think I love him no wait that guy is funny I think he is the one, god he's a bore. Someone anyone take these fucking dogs cats and chickens off my hands.

by Anonymousreply 6011/11/2013

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Because I'm the only one around here that ever does anything. You want to help? Please don't you'll only make it worse for me when I have to fix your mistakes and do it all over again.

by Anonymousreply 6111/11/2013

"Isn't this a great photo of me? I am beautiful." - Aries

by Anonymousreply 6211/11/2013

Leo: see me feel me touch me attend to me, you are so lucky.

Virgo: um I took your clock apart and put it back together, it's perfect now, you have a hair on your nose.

Libra: hello beautiful, my most lovely of sugar coated unicorns with a golden chandelier hanging from your adorable horn.

Sag: I have 1500 bucks left on this credit card, I'm going to Machu Picchu

Capricorn: I fired 3 people who worked under me today, you work with Warren Buffet? You seem fascinating let's go to dinner.

Aquarius: I mean really who cares.

Pisces: Tie me up, pee on me it's all goooooood

by Anonymousreply 6311/11/2013

Well crap are we sticking with astrology?

Robert and Anna will be back this Friday.

by Anonymousreply 6411/11/2013

You'll be sorry when I'm gone. Believe me, you will.

by Anonymousreply 6511/11/2013

^Scorpio boss.

by Anonymousreply 6611/11/2013

Slept w/ a Virgo once. Had to take several baths while we were having sex as I was on my menstrual cycle.

Then, he planned every act of our love making like it some kinky scenario porno in advance.

by Anonymousreply 6711/11/2013

R61- an ex is a Capricorn- perfect description.

by Anonymousreply 6811/11/2013

Hey, I happen to like Capricorn men. A lot. Damned hot. And more often than not, gorgeous bone structure and skin. Fuck, I miss my Cappy.

Now let's get back to pissing off the Scorps.

by Anonymousreply 6911/11/2013

I am in control. You will do as I say. You will be my slave and thank me for the privilege. I will mind fuck you to a tizzy and you will never know what hit you. I will berate you, belittle you and humiliate you. And you will keep coming back for more--especially if you are a Capricorn or a Pisces. You cannot escape me. I will own your body and your soul.

by Anonymousreply 7011/11/2013

You know R70 that is so true about a Capricorn, they long to give up that burdensome control and let someone else be in control for once and it terrifies them.

by Anonymousreply 7111/11/2013

I have to admit that I'm a master at mind control. I've fucked with so many people's heads--but they keep coming back and forgiving me.

Yes, I admit that I have mental issues.

by Anonymousreply 7211/11/2013

Oh please. We just humor the Scorpio. Capricorns are the true puppet masters.

by Anonymousreply 7311/11/2013

R31, got it right. People think Scorpios are so tough and maybe they are in some respects but they're also incredibly passive aggressive. They're similar to Libras in that way. At least a Gemini or Aries will tell you what's up right to your face. I don't care what reasons people have for doing it, but passive aggression is really just a form of cowardice.

by Anonymousreply 7411/11/2013

Are there any perfectly nice Scorpios? Ones with moons in other signs?

by Anonymousreply 7511/11/2013

R72, be that Phoenix rising from the ashes and transform yourself.

by Anonymousreply 7611/11/2013

R75, I've had a couple of Scorpio bosses and coworkers and they were actually pleasant if not a bit stubborn and nosy. But the pleasantries could just be a big front.

by Anonymousreply 7711/11/2013

R63 is soooo accurate.

by Anonymousreply 7811/11/2013

I don't know why you guys don't smack the shit out of more people with these stories.

by Anonymousreply 7911/11/2013

Cunt @ R60! Geminis are not what you're saying they are ...but whatever I have better things to do!

by Anonymousreply 8011/11/2013

I'm a whore, darling. A natural born whore. My sexual prowess is legendary.

by Anonymousreply 8111/11/2013

R80, dipshit. R60 here and I'm a Gemini so suck it little coward.

by Anonymousreply 8211/11/2013

That's right R81! You A.R.E a whore.

by Anonymousreply 8311/11/2013

I'm a perfectly nice Scorpio. We exist.

Unless you dis Katy Perry, then look out.

by Anonymousreply 8411/11/2013

There are loyal strong Scorpios for certain. My ex is a Scorpio, my favorite person in the world. My two favorite coworkers are Scorpios but a person would have to be really foolish to ever mess with them.

by Anonymousreply 8511/11/2013

This thread is pretty mean-spirited. Is that what Scorpios are like?

by Anonymousreply 8611/11/2013

Someone do a thread on Aries

by Anonymousreply 8711/11/2013

R86 They sometimes have more than a hint of cruelty but usually they can't be bothered.

I wouldn't say it's mean spirited, more like an awe fest for Scorpios.

by Anonymousreply 8811/11/2013

Are you certain you want that R87?

by Anonymousreply 8911/11/2013

R87, you already did. Can't stand for anyone to be getting attention besides YOU. Sometimes it's not about YOU and what YOU want. So hush. We're trashing Scorps.

Scorps aren't mean-spirited. They're just very strong willed, possessive, secretive, mistrusting and tight-lipped. Nothing wrong with that.

And r60's description of a Gemini was right on and LOL funny. R80 needs to get a sense of humor.

Cappies like you to believe they run everything but they're just fucking ambitious as hell. To piss THEM off, just be more successful, know more rich people and act like none of it matters. Drives them fucking NUTS!

by Anonymousreply 9011/11/2013

R87 No one cares enough about Aries to bother. That's why R74 is so upset. No one thinks about or cares about Aries. They're pretty much non-entities.

by Anonymousreply 9111/11/2013

No need to pretend. Scorp here and yes, if I'm awake I'm hard.

by Anonymousreply 9211/11/2013

[quote]They sometimes have more than a hint of cruelty but usually they can't be bothered.

True. You all think we're constantly thinking about you and something offensive that you did, but the truth is closer to us simply not caring about you at all.

by Anonymousreply 9311/11/2013

So true R90, Capricorn's ambition could never match Scorpios intrinsic understanding of emotions and emotional motivations and understanding that is real power. Scorpios do not flinch when faced with the knowledge of the lowest of human behaviors.

I could not imagine beating an old person for their purse or wallet, I mean if you are going to take something that isn't yours make it a fair fight, pick on someone your own size. I asked a Scorpio friend "how, why do these thugs beat up old people?". He responded without hesitation "because it's easy". While he would never do such a thing he instinctually understands the motivation.

by Anonymousreply 9411/11/2013

Scorpio here. The comment about "double lives" is SPOT ON. Aside from my two closest friends, no one has ANY idea of much of the nefarious shit I've done in my life, and even those two don't know the full extent of it. I'm an enigma and I know it, and I don't mind in the least that this fact apparently intimidates many of my acquaintances.

I have myriad, unending plans to get exactly what I want, and I know precisely how to manipulate people into doing what I want along the way. You will rarely see me visibly angry, but if you piss me off I WILL make sure you pay the price -- even if it takes years. (With the one ex-bf who dared to jilt me by cheating on me, I waited a full eight years before "anonymously" sending some highly incriminating info on him to his boss. Last I heard, he was facing an indictment on conspiracy charges.)

R10 is correct as well. I've gone as long as a year without speaking to a particular someone, and much of the time they have no idea what they did to piss me off so spectacularly -- nor do I care. If they can't figure it out, tough shit. In a few cases, I've shut people out of my life entirely (as in never speaking to them again or acknowledging their presence, period), though generally with good reason. The first time I recall doing that was in fifth grade. (That time wasn't for good reason.)

by Anonymousreply 9511/11/2013

I have to say that I like Aries very much and I tend to be very impressed with them. If you're walking down that dark alley and the bad guys come along you want a Scorpio with you because they will never give up, never stop fighting, a Cancer because they are naturally protective of others and self and that motivation can make them terrifying (think Mike Tyson) and an Aries because they will fight like a motherfuck just for the pure challenge and sport of it all. If you don't want to make the mistake of going down that alley in the first place consult a Gemini, Cancer or Capricorn

Aries are a pain in the ass because they are so egotistical and arrogant but they are really good at anything they put their mind to. They love to be challenged, danger makes them more confidant and they have the capacity for joy like a child. But they are not a team player and love is just another conquest. The one thing I most admire about them is their abhorrence of self pity.

by Anonymousreply 9611/11/2013

Does your anger consume you, R95?

by Anonymousreply 9711/11/2013

Thank you for the kind words about Aries, R96. A lot of people don't like us, so it's good to hear. We're almost as unpopular as Scorpios! You describe my husband very well. I'm also an Aries but I am a wimpier variety (perpetually conflicted due to Libra moon). I also have Scorpio rising so I tend to hold a grudge and I have little patience for bullshit and small talk. My husband is an Aries with moon in Taurus and he's just full speed ahead with everything. Very determined. He's going through some tough times right now (health issues) and he's just barreling through it, no wallowing in self pity.

by Anonymousreply 9811/11/2013

R96, I work with an Aries and he does something wildly charming every week. Last week one of the guys was on the phone and said "I'm sorry" three times to someone from the cable company. Finally Aries yells out "stop fucking apologizing". I had to leave to leave the room, I have a problem with suppressing laughter. Aries was not being a bully he just knows you don't owe the cable guy 3 apologies and nothing good will come from it. He's a passionate guy and most of the time I find him enchanting, when I'm not helping the villagers light the torches.

by Anonymousreply 9911/11/2013

If you ever hire a housekeeper try to get a Capricorn LOL

by Anonymousreply 10011/11/2013

R82 Please! You wish you were a sunny Gemini like me, but I can see through your cunty ways Scorpio.

by Anonymousreply 10111/11/2013

As many other Scorpios have said R10 nailed the essence of Scorpio's thought processes, which tend to be fueled by strong feelings although we are also very analytical and perceptive. I've had a strong pattern in my life of just not talking to someone or having anything more to do with them.

Basically we don't need people if they give us shit and disrespect. We feel we are above this and don't need the big group of fake friends that might be fine for a Capricorn, Pisces or Gemini. Only those loyal and good to us are worthy of our time, loyalty and social efforts. Really, we have serious, powerful goals, many of which most people won't be able to even guess half of, so we cannot suffer fools in our lives.

The weird thing is that throughout my life, I've always gotten away with this silent treatment thing. I was driven by a strong, lasting emotion of "they know what they did and deserve this" yet was always fawned all over by everyone just the same. This happened even with family. I refused to ever enter my step-brother's house again because of the way his wife and their 5 year old son had treated me and fumed to everyone else in the family about it including his mother, my step-mother, and his wife's mother too. I never told them what the wife and kid had done/said during my visit and yet, it was the wife who got countless lectures from her mother to "be nice."

(What had happened was that the little kid had told me it was weird to have me there and his mother was right behind him trying not to smirk. I thought it was so blatantly obvious it came from her and she's such a cunt bitch, but yeah, I got even all right. She's still considered as a cold, rude bitch in our family!)

by Anonymousreply 10211/11/2013

R101, scram gnat, you are not clever.

by Anonymousreply 10311/11/2013

One last Aries story and then I promise I'm done. My Aries coworker likes to get me in trouble in meetings by making me laugh...yes we're juvenile. Anyway one of the guys was making excuses for failing to finish something and he said "you don't understand how hard this thing is, sometimes I can barely handle it". Well I let out a snort of laughter but I was hopeful of regaining control as long as I didn't look at Aries. So I'm sitting there percolating with laughter and I get an email on my smartphone with a pic of a giant rock hard cock. My Aries friend smiled the smile of an evil ten year old and I was a goner. My boss looked at me and said "do you need to leave?" And I said yes thank you and hurried out. He's the debbil and I love him for that.

by Anonymousreply 10411/11/2013

Aries make good friends or fuck buddies because they are sexy, great in bed, and basically great at everything, but they are hard to be in relationships with because they know they are good at everything. They are mean and selfish and impatient with other people, and just not very nice in general.

Aries guys, lots of us would love to be your boyfriend, praise your achievements, appreciate everything you do for us, and take your loads daily if only you were a little nicer and more thoughtful of others. Please learn to compromise if you want to be with a great guy who adores you.

by Anonymousreply 10511/11/2013

Scorpios will do anything. Very giving individuals. Until you piss them off then watch out!!

by Anonymousreply 10611/11/2013

R6, my Scorpio ex-partner of 20 years asked me, everyday, "What would you do without me?"

He is the most typical Scorpio on the planet... so secretive it's disgusting; holds a grudge for a lifetime over what most people would get over in a New York minute; vengeful/hateful... yet, I can't get over him. I hate myself!

by Anonymousreply 10711/11/2013

r62, Your information is 100% accurate.

by Anonymousreply 10811/11/2013

I don't find Aries especially good in bed. Too fast, too conventional. I know they THINK they're hot, but...

by Anonymousreply 10911/11/2013

I know a few Scorpio/Aries lesbian pairings. I guess they're a good (female) combo.

by Anonymousreply 11011/11/2013

Yeah way too fast and almost no sensuality. A guy with a Cancer/Taurus combination is better, more earthiness.

by Anonymousreply 11111/11/2013

Aries and Scorpio pairings do not last.

by Anonymousreply 11211/11/2013

Yeah r110 lots of sex. As long as the Scorpio doesn't fence the Aries in and the Aries doesn't make the Scorpio too jealous.

by Anonymousreply 11311/11/2013

As I am a November only child, you can well imagine that I do not have to imagine.

Let's just say that the correct attitude is that of Elizabeth's Cleopatra to Burton's Antony: Cleopatra: You will kneel. Antony: I will what? Cleopatra: On your knees. Antony: [indignant] You dare ask the Proconsul of Rome- Cleopatra: I asked it of Julius Caesar. I demand it of you!

by Anonymousreply 11411/11/2013

[quote]Yeah [R110] lots of sex.

We're talking lesbians in long term relationships here.

by Anonymousreply 11511/11/2013

I agree, R109, but then I'm a water combo too -- Scorpio Sun/Pisces rising.

To me, Aries are also either high or low energy -- not consistently passionate although they do have their charms.

by Anonymousreply 11611/11/2013

For those of you with an advanced knowledge of astrology, I'm a Libra, but have the planet Venus in Scorpio, where that sign reigns over my sex (love) life.

keyword: kink

by Anonymousreply 11711/11/2013

BTW, R60 your Taurus and Gemini descriptions are completely spot on. I actually know a brother and sister who are both exactly like you describe. She's the Taurus who is all about her possessions and sitting on a high horse in attitude in many ways, while he's an easygoing guy but scatterbrained in the sense of not being able to focus.

by Anonymousreply 11811/11/2013

If life is a race:

*Aries is first, but ends up in the wrong place so it doesn't count.

*Taurus wins for material goods and social standing, but loses for manipulation and judgmental jealousy."

*Gemini takes so many detours that everyone is confused."

*Cancer isn't sure about the whole race thing and his place in it, so may only participate on his own terms.

*Leo will need only the best racing gear and can win it all, but doesn't see the point as he knows every flaw of the whole racing theory. He'll just walk around, enjoy himself and look pretty.

*Virgo has everything mapped out way ahead of time and has also analyzed the other racers. After all that he finds himself too weak, nervous or thin to even want to race anymore.

*Libra really can't make up his mind how to race or what he wants or needs out of the race. Maybe he'll just draw the racers and sell the pictures to get by.

*Scorpio has set up secret strategies ahead of time. Scorpio will win but is misunderstood by others as having had cheated or tampered with the results. In reality, Scorpio is tricky, sneaky and secretive, but also principled and persevering in ways that keep karma, and truth, always on his side.

*Sagittarius is having so much fun that he doesn't care about the finish line or how the race will end.

*Capricorn is the hare to the Aries tortoise and has the best chance of winning with others just thinking he is the best thing ever for all that slow but sure hard work.

*Pisces channels his inner Tinkerbell and dances or races on wings and fascinates everyone with his style and personality.

*Aquarius is detached from the race because he knows there's a better way.

by Anonymousreply 11911/11/2013

very nice, r119!

by Anonymousreply 12011/11/2013

Oops -- meant Capricorn is the tortoise to the Aries hare. And thanks, R120.

by Anonymousreply 12111/11/2013

I worked with a Capricorn and she was a complete cunt. One of the worst most controlling people I have ever met.

by Anonymousreply 12211/11/2013

I love Scorpios though... I'm a Cancer. I love Pisces but they're a handful. So much drama.

by Anonymousreply 12311/11/2013

aren't they all, r122?...

by Anonymousreply 12411/11/2013

Yes R122, Capricorns can be super-controlling, yet a lot of them are also quite fair minded. I've had several Capricorn bosses and they were decent, but too micro-managing which is pure TORTURE.

by Anonymousreply 12511/11/2013

exactly, r125. Smothering.

by Anonymousreply 12611/11/2013

Fun thread! These Scorpio descriptors are spot on! As challenging as they are, some can be rather vulnerable (not that they'd likely show you), and their barks are worse than their bites. Don't get me wrong: those types of Scorpios will enjoy the hell out of both the barking [bold]and[/bold] the biting; yet, they may actually feel badly about it afterwards. For a moment.

They're so guarded because they don't want you to fuck them over (before they do it to you). They can be total bastards (on the outside), yet they feel wounds [bold]deeply[/bold] (if you take them there, I'd consider the Witness Protection Program, because they can be ruthless).

On the flip side, you'd be fortunate to have anyone as loyal, giving, and protective in your corner. But that must be earned, regardless of who you are.

by Anonymousreply 12711/11/2013

Well said, r127, especially the last part.

by Anonymousreply 12811/11/2013

Jesus, you folks are scarily dead on accurate. I always thought astrology was bullshit mumbo jumbo. I might have to start studying it.

by Anonymousreply 12911/11/2013

Shirley Q.Liquor's astrological analysis...

by Anonymousreply 13011/11/2013

That was great R130, I love the way she pronounces the signs. Serpico, Capricia.

by Anonymousreply 13111/11/2013

They've considered having people killed. Not as a fantasy but weighing pros and cons. Not that they'd do it. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 13211/11/2013

R104 that guy sounds like a hoot! So fucking juvenile but hilarious.

R105, some Aries grow up and realize they're being twits. Usually if they have a water sign ascendant or moon. A lot don't and it's too bad.

by Anonymousreply 13311/11/2013

We just want to make sure that you do it right. Right is all we're asking. We limit the quest for perfection only to ourselves. Why can't you understand that?

by Anonymousreply 13411/12/2013

I don't think I ever read a bigger load of nonsense in one sitting.

by Anonymousreply 13511/12/2013

R98, I'm an Aries and I also have a Libra moon AND Libra rising. Drives me nuts. I've got to say, I'm a bit jealous of your Scorpio rising. At least that's a mitigating factor in the constant back and forth between Aries and Libra.

by Anonymousreply 13611/12/2013

Will you old boring goats and asshole rams kindly give it a rest? This thread ain't about you.

by Anonymousreply 13711/12/2013

My motto is "Do no harm," but I'll make an exception for you.

by Anonymousreply 13811/12/2013

R136, the Aries/Libra sun and moon is a tough one, no doubt. I must say, though, that one of my most charming friends - everybody loves him - is an Aries with Libra moon. No idea what his rising sign is.

The willfulness of Aries vs. the people-pleasing of Libra is a challenge. The Scorpio rising is not all it's cracked up to be. There is a tendency with Scorpio to take a scorched earth approach to perceived enemies). "I will destroy you!" Being an Aries/Libra, I tend to lose interest or feel guilty before implementing my evil plans, but I hate that I have those vengeful impulses.

Also, if you have sun and ascendant in Libra, the moon is also likely in or conjunct your first house (personality) which tends to make you very sensitive.

by Anonymousreply 13911/12/2013

I will destroy you thread de-railers.

Every. Last. One.

by Anonymousreply 14011/12/2013

R139, Yep, you're right. I've got my moon in Libra conjunct my ascendant and it's in the first house. So on top of Libra's bullshitting ways, I've got to deal with the sensitive Cancerian stuff, too.

I sort of know what you mean about hating your vengeful impulses. I've got Pluto in Scorpio in House 1, although on the very edge of the house. It seems like both my Aries and Libra sides are uncomfortable with all that hatred so Pluto gets buried mostly.

I wanted to ask: do you feel that it's better to lean on the Aries side more so than Libra? I've personally switched between being super Arian in my younger years to being super Libran for the last 7 years or so, and I felt much more alive and just better about myself in general when I was being an asshole. Sure, Libras get along much better but I find my Libran side equally as self-centered as the Aries part; I just hide it behind friendliness. Do you tend to side with a certain energy as well?

by Anonymousreply 14111/12/2013

R116 is dead on:

[quote]To me, Aries are also either high or low energy -- not consistently passionate although they do have their charms.

That is me to a "T." But I learned this about myself early on, so I adjust my life to fit my energy/passion levels as much as I can. It still is beyond difficult to explain to other people, especially if they met me during one of my high-energy/passion periods.

Scorpios fascinate me intellectually and sexually, but I just cannot understand their need for revenge and plotting and grudge-holding. Life is just too damn short for unnecessary drama. But life can be looonnnnggg when your revenge scenario goes sideways. So what's the point?

Someone fucks me over more than I can bear, I cut them out of my life. Done and done. But I always hope they find the happiness they couldn't find in me.

by Anonymousreply 14211/12/2013

R141, you probably are more naturally suited to the Libra side, with a Libra sun and ascendant. Plus, with a Libra ascendant, I bet your Aries sun is in the 7th house - the Libra house. Nevertheless, the sun is very strong in Aries, so your Aries nature will shine through but you are doubtless more diplomatic than the average Aries. You will probably find, as I have, that at different times in your life, you will feel one opposing influence more than another.

I have a Cancerian influence in my chart as well (which kind of sucks). I have lots of water signs in my chart, so when it comes to the Aries vs. Libra influence, I go with the flow. I probably present more as an Aries. I have had trouble with relationships with some Libras because they tend to get their feelings hurt and you don't even know what you did. Cancers, ditto. Scorpios, their feelings aren't hurt but they're mad as hell and plotting your murder.

by Anonymousreply 14311/12/2013

I am no longer speaking to you thread de-railers.

Done and done. Now I will plot my revenge.

by Anonymousreply 14411/12/2013

My scorpio is sweet loyal and gentle. He is quiet natured and getting him to talk is like pulling teeth.

So, is that typical?

by Anonymousreply 14511/13/2013

Yes R145 being quiet is typical for Scorpios, but for more talkative ones, that is usually when they are 'observing.' (I didn't say plotting ...) But only worry about the not talking if he is normally talkative because otherwise he may be pissed at you and think you know damn well why.

But, yes, Scorps have a lot of good qualities too -- loyalty being one of them. If you treat a Scorp well, they usually give back even more to you, but if you cross them, that's when you need to watch out.

by Anonymousreply 14611/13/2013

"Let's pretend we're a Scorpio?"

Hah! I was pretending to be a Scorpio's mother and a Scorpio's ex wife. It has worked pretty well until now, I must say.

by Anonymousreply 14711/13/2013

Thanks R146.

My Scorpio is absolutely wonderful to hug and lay in bed w/him. Very addicting.

My Scorpio is normally quiet. So no he is not mad at me... But based on the warnings of the various DL astrology threads, I quiz him every couple of days and ask if he has any issue w/me- just in case.

I have asked if he has plotted any revenge scenarios and he has promised me "no"...

He was recently dumped and it took a long time, over a year, for him to accept the rejection. He was dumped by a Libra, who thought he was too quiet.

by Anonymousreply 14811/13/2013

Hmm, I'm enjoying this thread.

I generally love Scorps and get on with them well and I always thought that a Scorpio BF would be my best match but I rarely meet them. I'm a Virgo sun with Scorpio moon and Scorpio rising. I certainly have some Virgo aspects, but I feel some strong Scorpionic pulls as well-- kinky, plotting, fiercely loyal, a tenacious fighter, etc.

by Anonymousreply 14911/13/2013

I had a Scorp lover who was damn-near mystical in the bedroom. It was like n out-of-body experience being with him. His lips left not an inch of my body untouched - my feet, my legs, my ass, the small of my back,the crook in my arm. His tongue lapped every inch of my flesh up. I felt like I was being sacrificed to some kind of pagan God every time I ended up in his bedroom.

Then one day he moved halfway across the world and we weren't able to continue the physical relationship, but he has remained in touch on an almost compulsive basis. He never says anything, but his cultivation of and respect for a lifelong bond between us is the personification of loyalty.

by Anonymousreply 15011/13/2013

R150- yes my Scorpio is like that as well. In the bedroom, so smooth and feels like a trans formative experience.

What do you mean, he "never says anything?" - did you mean that he never explicitly states what your relationship meant to him?

by Anonymousreply 15111/13/2013

Can Scorpios get chart readings here? I don't think I'm sneaky enough and I'd like to know why.

by Anonymousreply 15211/13/2013

Scorpio leaving -going to Y&R for big story with Jill.

by Anonymousreply 15311/14/2013

[quote]feels like a trans formative experience.

Here is the crux of it, gentlemen (and ladies). Good old Plutonic power at it's best. Totally transforming your idea of sex and intimacy. Ooo, yeah, babies!

Just had a Scorp last night after a wave of Gemini's and Sags. Wow. Yeah. Very nice. Intense. Can't wait to see him again. I'm tired of the superficial and goofy sex. I want that depth and intensity.

Yes, r152, post your year and time and someone will look at your chart. If not me, then one of the other practitioners of the art.

(You may not consider YOURSELF "sneaky" enough but that could be to your rising sign, Mars or moon. )

by Anonymousreply 15411/14/2013

If you should see a Scorpio,

Then, goodness gracious, say hello!

For if his presence you ignore

He'll soon declare a private war;

However, if you're over-nice,

You'll pay an even bigger price;

For once he says your friend he'll be,

You'll never need an enemy!

by Anonymousreply 15511/14/2013

R154 or anyone else who has time, I'm not a Scorpio but would appreciate having my chart read: 8/2/83 11:45 am Kansas City.

Saturn in Scorp has been squaring my sun and now about to oppose my moon so life has been crappy for a while. Wondering if the cardinal cross on my angles will make life better or worse.

Thanks in advance. :)

by Anonymousreply 15611/14/2013

Okay, R152 here. November 09, 1968. Philadelphia. I'm not sure of the exact time, but I think it was about 6:00 pm. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 15711/14/2013

Demands respect ... does not command respect.

Uses underhanded, power-dominance means to obtain desires -- rather than exuding love to obtain desires.

Gets upset when people are NOT intimidated by him/her. Pretends s/he is NOT an attention hound.

Envious of others and acts out/undermines in harmful ways.

Blackmail is the key to climbing the corporate ladder.

Well done, R37, R44 and R46.

by Anonymousreply 15811/14/2013

re: r150, Then one day he moved halfway across the world and we weren't able to continue the physical relationship, but he has remained in touch on an almost compulsive basis. He never says anything, but his cultivation of and respect for a lifelong bond between us is the personification of loyalty.


by Anonymousreply 15911/14/2013

If you're looking for someone to point out the underlying tension in the room, I'm your guy. I've got Mars in Scorpio and Scorpio Rising. Lots of times I'll just say any old damn thing that pops into my head.

I will love you like nobody else until one of us does that one unspoken yet acknowledged bad thing that drives us apart, forever.

But maybe you will stay friends forever too. After all, there's an integrity to the expression of anger sometimes, even if it's only acknowledged in retrospect.

Every Scorpio carries a book of matches and a gas can to burn bridges. But he always finds new people. They just flow into his life. Scorpios are lucky that way.

by Anonymousreply 16011/14/2013

I will take an Aries over a Scorpio any day. Aries are crazy brave and yes they use challenges as confidence builder.

Scorpio's? As a friend fine. As a Lover - get out of town. The rages come on spectacularly and without warning. They can also easily live a double life, manipulative as hell. If there is a breakup, they will gut you like a pig, blame you for every single slight and render you a persona non grata.

By the way, I am an Astronomer, and I don't even BELIEVE in Astrology. But I do believe in Scorpios.

by Anonymousreply 16111/14/2013

Thank you, R161. BTW, It doesn't matter if you believe in Astrology or not. It is still true and predates the numeric system.

by Anonymousreply 16211/14/2013

Worst nightmare for scorpio is losing control of a situation, of a person, of themselves.

by Anonymousreply 16311/14/2013

R158 the problem with 'stinging'/Machiavellian Scorpios is that they operate like spiders, scaring you from the shadows. All of their energy is carefully spent spooking you from behind the curtains that they never learn to fight in the open. All defense no offense. Shine a light on the passive aggressive bastards and they crumble! All of these Scorps barking about loyalty are hilarious - you want true loyalty? Try a Capricorn. They literally break their kneecaps climbing to the highest heights and are more than happy to help out those on the lower peaks provided they're in for the climb. Scorpios just like power play.

by Anonymousreply 16411/14/2013

Well my Scorpio has not raised his voice nor has he plotted revenge!

by Anonymousreply 16511/15/2013

[quote]Every Scorpio carries a book of matches and a gas can to burn bridges. But he always finds new people. They just flow into his life. Scorpios are lucky that way.

This is absolutely true, that's why I don't have a Facebook page.

Also, I would love to own a sniper rifle.

by Anonymousreply 16611/15/2013

Me too, R166. This is freaky. I've moved around a lot too, starting fresh. I make friends very easily but keep them at arms length. I know much more about them then they will ever know about me.

Even as a child I can vividly remember wishing certain kids would move away, change schools or just disappear because I didn't like them. I wasn't being bullied, I just didn't want to be around people who had slighted me or that I was jealous of.

by Anonymousreply 16711/15/2013

R161, I don't even like Scorpios as friends. Too exhausting. If you don't worship at their altar, you end up on their shitlist. R164, great post. Scorpios are the only sign that is proud of how fucked up they are. "Oooh, I'm a Scorpio, be afraid! Be very, very afraid!" It comes down to a bunch of game-playing (they set the rules and you have to guess what they are) and who has time for that? I'm an Aries with Scorpio rising so I understand Scorpios a little bit and I do have that Scorpio tendency to cut people off when I get fed up with them. Many of the people I've cut off have been Scorpios, in fact.

by Anonymousreply 16811/15/2013

R168, that is the one thing I dislike about scorpio - being proud of the fucked up traits they possess. I've had a few scorpio friends that would brag about revenge and how hateful they could be.

by Anonymousreply 16911/15/2013

But not all Scorpios are bad. I am quite in lust w/one now and he seems so harmless. Really.

I asked him point blank and he has never plotted revenge. He is very mild mannered. Does not have a temper. Accommodates others.

Am I blinded by my lust?

by Anonymousreply 17011/15/2013

R170, Scorpio is very sexy and alluring while he/she is interested or in lust/love with you. If those feelings subside then be careful to end things amicably or at least let scorpio think the breakup is his/her decision.

by Anonymousreply 17111/15/2013

Trust, R170 he is just as messed up as the rest of us. He's just playing with you, making you think that he's normal. Once he has you then he will bring out the claws.

by Anonymousreply 17211/15/2013

R169, that means the potential of a teaching moment is that much stronger when you rise up and shut their fuckery down for good.

by Anonymousreply 17311/15/2013

What's a Taurus like?

by Anonymousreply 17411/15/2013

I will keep up my guard. I just don't see any claws yet. But- I could imagine some sort of passive aggressive side....

I don't foresee that I will ever want to end it him. Sexiest man ever.

by Anonymousreply 17511/15/2013

With the purpose of enlightening myself and also others who seem to want to 'get' why we Scorpios are always so hellbent on revenge, since I'm anonymous here, I'm going to share the latest piece of revenge I just got for myself 5 minutes ago.

I stay with my 80 year old father on many weekends to help him around his townhouse and also visit with him. There is a fake Christian bitch of a neighbor woman who lives two doors away. Both my dad and I stopped taking her and her husband's offers of help because it always seemed to come with strings attached whereas they began telling my dad what to do -- ie with his car and home which is none of their goddamn business of course. They are neighbors. So this past summer my dad had told them that his son (me) would take care of the yard etc. from now on and hey thanks so much for all you've done. We both waved and smiled whenever we saw this couple - usually out walking their little terrier -- who is cute and I liked him.

Anyway, they didn't take this well about me taking over my own dad's yard and I know (Scorpio = Serpico) that they bitched about me -- lies -- to many of the other neighbors here and I was passively-aggressively given shit by neighbors -- who I also know happen to be friends with the overcontrolling out of line couple. The worst is that the bitch woman told the others I was cruel to my dad's dog -- an old small dog. I was not! I love animals -- like I said, even that couple's terrier.

It really hurt me and made me so full of anger I haven't been able to forget it these 3 1/2 or so months later. The only reason I didn't confront her is I didn't want to upset my dad, who has heart and stress-related issues. So, I didn't plot revenge, but when the opportunity came up just now, I took it.

What happened is that the bitch neighbor from hell just phoned my dad to tell him her terrier died because they had to put him down since he was full of cancer. I felt bad for them, yes and I liked that little dog a lot (we Scorps tend to be very compassionate and caring too ya know.) But then, the hurt from what she had done to me came back and sort of flooded me over with mainly the emotion of anger and yeah, wanting that revenge. I was standing right by my dad while he was on the phone because we had just finished dinner and I was taking away his plate. I swear I could not stop it and said loudly so she would here "Oh poor Nikki! Joyce killed Nikki?! Joyce Killed Nikki!?"

Yeah, okay I'm an asshole only no I don't feel like one. It made me feel evened up and yes, more powerful. Is that what we're about? I felt bullied before being accused and rumors spread of something I didn't do and now I feel vindicated. Am I a sinner or a saint? Scorpio and I don't know. But I'd do it again. I hope she feels as hurt as I did.

by Anonymousreply 17611/17/2013

And FYI, I didn't upset my dad as he thought I just wasn't understanding the whole sitution and he just told me after that, no, they *had* to put Nikki down because of the cancer.

by Anonymousreply 17711/17/2013

r176, you have done nothing wrong except be good to your Dad. The neighbors were - are Freeloaders / leeches looking to get in your Dad's good graces. Thankfully he has a great son.

You need not talk to these nasty people, but I would just say, hello to the others around your neighborhood so they see you are nice and also normal person.

Sorry about their dog. This is an example of Karma. You do not have to attack those that attack you when it is undeserved. Other principals at work in this world.

God Bless you and your Dad.

by Anonymousreply 17811/17/2013

Six paragraphs, and that's it?!!!

by Anonymousreply 17911/17/2013

[quote]I make friends very easily but keep them at arms length. I know much more about them then they will ever know about me.

Yes r167. This is quite true.

by Anonymousreply 18011/17/2013

Wow R178 you don't know how much your post has helped me just now. Thanks so much -- and also for the advice. Yes, I'm nice to the others.

Sorry to disappoint R179. If it wasn't for not wanting to upset my dad in any way I would have called her every dirty name in the book and told her just what I thought she is: a fake Christian bullying cunt of a coward and that she didn't deserve to have as nice of a dog as Nikki which is why she was taken away from her. But I'm glad now I didn't get to say that ...

by Anonymousreply 18111/17/2013

I am so glad you got to read my post and know that I am accurate. Focus on your Dad and just do not talk about those people unless he brings them up. Then just give an innocuous answer. Do not feel guilty. I am sure you have 1,000 other (and better) things to talk about with him.

by Anonymousreply 18211/17/2013

Why don't you like me? I'm sexy and great in bed. Love me. Love Me. Please, love me--I have no self-worth. How dare you even recognize the presence of another woman? Are you fucking her???

by Anonymousreply 18311/17/2013

Libra-Scorpio cusp (21st October) here with a moon in Scorpio (and Taurus Ascendant). Odd combo or what!

by Anonymousreply 18411/17/2013

R179- yes, have you known a Scorpio? That story is typical...

Well I am in love w/one and lol!- he will recall some story from YEARS earlier- in complete detail- and then mention some trivial and perceived insult or grieveance ...and hold onto the grieveance for years...

He will also repeatedly mention minor slights others have made against him. And I am like: just let it go! It was years ago!

But I overlook that typical Scorpio fault - cause well the sex is good.

by Anonymousreply 18511/18/2013

I do not have to pretend, OP.

by Anonymousreply 18611/18/2013

Scorpios sting themselves more than others...joke: When you ask someone 'What sign are you?' and they respond 'Guess!' They're a Scorpio.

by Anonymousreply 18711/18/2013

r187, Linda Goodman had that info in her book. It is true.

by Anonymousreply 18811/18/2013

I think Scorpios expect others to police their actions submissively.

by Anonymousreply 18911/18/2013

Scorpio is the most interesting sign to others besides their own natal sign.

by Anonymousreply 19011/20/2013

Err R190

Scorpio is the sign of porn stars, prostitutes, pimps, rentboys, escorts...

by Anonymousreply 19111/20/2013

r191, Guess what they are so good at. You see what I am getting at.

by Anonymousreply 19211/20/2013

r189: so Scorpios want their companions to police themselves w/o guidance from the Scorpio? And if the companion screws up then the Scorpio is pissed?

Scorpios have to understand that we are not mind readers!

by Anonymousreply 19311/20/2013

The Company We Keep:

Picasso. Monet. Magritte. Vermeer. Rodin. Dostoevsky. Voltaire. Keats. Edwin Hubble. Bill Gates. Hillary Clinton. Visconti. Scorsese. Louis Malle. Mike Nichols. Ang Lee. Sally Field. Sam Shepard. Jodie Foster. Tilda Swinton. Leo DiCaprio. Joni Mitchell.

by Anonymousreply 19411/21/2013

R194 made me recall some random thing i observed. Does anyone notice that more Scorpios (along with Aquarius, Gemini and maybe Sags) seem involved in age gap relationships than other signs?

by Anonymousreply 19511/21/2013


those Geminis are usually trapped in an abuse relationship.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the posterchild. :(

by Anonymousreply 19611/21/2013

R90, I'm a Capricorn with Aries moon and you're right. Except it doesn't piss me off, it makes me incredibly insecure, and I'm always trying to figure out how I can move up in the world.

by Anonymousreply 19711/21/2013

R194, I love "Elderscorp". Nicely done.

by Anonymousreply 19811/21/2013

I love Elderscorp too.

by Anonymousreply 19911/21/2013

I'm also R10, and I gather from this thread that I know whereof I scorp. Thanks for the love. My sting is becalmed.

by Anonymousreply 20011/21/2013

I'm not into elderscorp. But, it'll stay and be used over and over and over....and over....forever.

by Anonymousreply 20111/21/2013

This thread is interesting. One thing I can say for sure about myself that seems to be a classic scorpio trait is---I want to know everything there is to know about other people, but I do not want to be "known."

by Anonymousreply 20211/21/2013

Another Scorpiofrau here. I concur, r202. Secrets are for us!

by Anonymousreply 20311/21/2013

Funny Scorpio Horoscope

by Anonymousreply 20411/21/2013

My stinger is worn out today -- and not at myself. What is it about Walmart clerks with an attitude like they're working at Armani or something? And at some gift shop a woman called me "creepy" when I put on my aviator sunglasses before leaving the store to go out into the blinding winter sun. I can't help it I have that intense Scorpio glare, then put on the dark glasses and lean in and glare. Damn right I'm "creepy." Watch out bitches! Just learn to shut up and be nice. I'm so cool and friendly until others give me this "I'm better than you even though I'm a store clerk" vibe. (I have nothing against any working people!)

by Anonymousreply 20511/21/2013

R205, yes you do. If you choose to patronize Walmart, you have no desire to support your fellow human.

by Anonymousreply 20611/23/2013

You sound like an asshole to me r205.

by Anonymousreply 20711/23/2013

It takes one to know one, fellow Scorpio at R207.

by Anonymousreply 20811/25/2013

Just had a fight w my Scorpio ... He was not Paying attention to me. Had a temper tantrum. He apologized.

Now my temper has subsided.

I am worried that I scared him off.

by Anonymousreply 20912/01/2013

Give him time to digest how you feel, R209. Quite often, Scorps have many irons in the fire, and usually some that even those close to them may not even be aware of yet. I'm not partnered right now, but especially in these last pressure-filled weeks before holiday vacation I'm feeling especially annoyed by people's demands on my time. Also, most Scorps are highly independent creatures and we may resent it at least a tad when others can't seem to keep themselves occupied. Your guy probably does love you back because it's big in your favor that he apologized. Scorpios just do not apologize lightly!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21012/02/2013

I'm a bitch but so are you.!!!

by Anonymousreply 21111/13/2014

I'm a Scorpio and I reek like a walking dustbin. Despite telling everyone else they "smell", I also am not immune to "sweaty junk" syndrome, despite being obviously immune to smelling it myself. Haha, nothing an administration of Febreze, a crash course in personal hygiene, a mega dosage of beneficial vitamins and a diet that's anything but junk won't fix. Seriously, all these guys smell, big time. I think their insides need a charcoal filter.

by Anonymousreply 21204/11/2016

I'm a Scorpio. The doctor who delivered me had a greater gravitational effect on me than Antares in the constellation Scorpio.

by Anonymousreply 21304/11/2016

[quote] This thread is interesting. One thing I can say for sure about myself that seems to be a classic scorpio trait is---I want to know everything there is to know about other people, but I do not want to be "known."

Actually, Virgos are best at hiding themselves.

by Anonymousreply 21404/11/2016

R10 really made me lol. So very true.

Sometimes my Scorp is very chatty (usually when he's high). Most of the time he doesn't say much. Not that we get together to chat.

He has admitted that all of my attention has "spoiled" him and yet sometimes I think he probably wouldn't notice if I just up and vanished one day.

Which is why I keep another lover on the side.

by Anonymousreply 21504/11/2016

I'm a Scorpio and I enjoy sitting on my computer in a darkened room with the curtains drawn. I am fascinated by virtual worlds, and master of this little universe inside my bedroom. I am not too keen on bright light and sunshine. If there are any Aquarian influences in the mix, I will collect vast arrays of vintage electronic equipment and pride myself on being able to wire them up so they all work together. Sometimes I collect for the sake of it though, and my encyclopaedic knowledge of something no-one else knows anything about can overcomplicate matters if one needs to get straight to the point. However, I am very adept at collecting Useful Things and able to perfect an impromptu bandaid when necessary. My bad side means I am so neurotic/ paranoid / uptight and unable to allow for people's foibles, have such a lack of understanding for the real human condition, that I end up doing very strange things, like Basil Fawlty (creation of Scorpio John Cleese) that no-one can understand, and try to explain them away with some bullshit which is quite transparently bullshit, and will definetely get me called out, making me want to go and hide under a rock even more. I report people to police and social services because they looked at me in the wrong way and this makes me feel the world is about to end. In this way, I am very afraid and very insecure. Paranoia is the root of all my evil.

by Anonymousreply 21604/11/2016

I'm a Scorpio and I have either very opaque eyes, or very emotional eyes (that make me look like someone hit me over the head with a frying pan and I am determined to exact revenge - one day). To crack a smile would crack my face, so I assume a hatchet jaw instead. I disallow myself the luxury of moving a muscle, as everything is Oh So Very Serious and I Cannot Bear Not To Be Taken Seriously. Plus, smiling gives one wrinkles, and I am notoriously tight, so if I can avoid plastic surgery, I will. What I can't understand is that, if I lightened up and took the stick out of my ass for one second, my workmates wouldn't go round saying I was a miserable idiot.

by Anonymousreply 21704/11/2016

Paranoia is how I stay ahead of the game!

by Anonymousreply 21804/11/2016
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