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A knock on the door.

Tony: Hey, Chad. What are you doing here? How is my sister?

Chad: We've separated. Since you're my brother-in-law, I wanted to tell you in person.

Tony: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. My sister never told me. You must be really upset.

Chad: Yeah, I really need someone to talk with. She threw me out.

They both sit down on the couch.

Tony: So, gees, if you need a place to stay, you can stay with me for a few days.

Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.

Chad starts rubbing Tony's thigh. Clothes come off before the next shot. Oral sex starts and Chad starts fingering Tony's ass. Soon, anal sex is happening. Tony is grunting like a pig in heat.

After the sex:

Tony: I'm really sorry that you broke up with my sister, but I will always be here for you.

Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.

French kissing ensues. Fade out.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2611/20/2013

r2, you lost your audience with "How about dinner?". That's a boner-killer for guys who are watching porn.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 311/10/2013

Sex ensues, sex ends. Wow that was so hot, I'm hard as the hardest thing you can imagine, no wait...harder. Hardness is ensue'ing. Hardness has not ended. Will this hardness never end? Pain is ensue'ing, ouch oh crap this really hurts. I think your hot porn script broke my cock. Thanks a lot.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 411/10/2013

Wow! There is some talent here, good scripts. I just wonder, will the performers remember all their lines and are the dialogues too long for viewers?

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 511/10/2013

"Tony: I'm really sorry that you broke up with my sister, but I will always be here for you."

And then Corbin Fisher shouted "Cut!"

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 611/10/2013

Dead@r4 lol

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 711/10/2013

EXT. PORCH OF A RESIDENCE - DAY

It is a sunny afternoon in the suburbs of Los Angeles. Our view pans around the xeriscaped single-story pueblo-revival home, barren save for a row of cacti that hedge the graveled front yard. A UPS trucks arrives.

CUT TO:

The small but firm, muscular buttocks of THE UPS MAN, framed tautly by his tight, brown UPS shorts. He walks towards the front door, revealing his broad shoulders and bulging calves.

THE UPS MAN rings the doorbell.

ERIC, the resident of the house, opens the door. He wears nothing but a towel around his waist, his athletic body in plain sight. His eyes squint in the bright sunlight, as if he just awoke.

THE UPS MAN I've got a package for Eric?

ERIC gazes into THE UPS MAN's eyes with a smirk and places his hand on THE UPS MAN's crotch.

ERIC I've been expecting you.

THE UPS MAN pulls the towel off ERIC as he enters the house.

INT. ERIC'S LIVING ROOM - DAY

Sex ensues.

Sex ends.

ERIC signs for the package. THE UPS MAN dresses and leaves.

END

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 811/10/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 911/10/2013

Tod grabs Mr. Smith's cock, then deep throats the shaft.

"Tod, I understand this is your first time."

"Oh, yes, Mr. Smith," Tod murmurs as he spanks the dick against his tongue before swallowing the shaft.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1011/10/2013

Director: Number 35: you're up!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1111/10/2013

Chuck: (fingering the collar of his plaid work shirt)Hey..

Marco:(thrusting his thumbs behind the straps of his rubberized overalls)Hey..

Marco roughly thrusts his hand into Chucks shirt, starts tuning in Tokyo, Chuck tit-punches him in return.

Sex ensues.

Chuck: Fuck yeah. oh yeah. fuck yeah!

Marco: Mumbuhgrumpflumph.

Chuck: You like that cock, huh boy?

Marco: mmgrrulmph..yetthhh!

Chuck: Oh yeah, fuck yeah, oh yeah..you want that cum, don't you?

Marco:Mmmerglumphertslurp..gimme ALL of it!

Chuck:I'm gonna cum, Oh God, Oh Jesus..Aahh..

"SEE THE ENTIRE CLIP AT BAYOUBIJOUCOREYRANDYHAIRYBOYZATWORK.COM"

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1211/10/2013

Johnny Rapid: Mr. Davis, I got an F on this paper, I needed at least a C to pass your class. If I don't pass, I don't graduate. My dad will be pissed.

Mr. Davis: I'm sorry Justin, I warned you that you would need to work hard to pass my class. You need to stop partying and hanging out with so many girls.

Johnny Rapid: Well what can I do? Do you have any extra credit?

Mr. Davis: Extra credit... well?

Johnny Rapid: I'll do anything Mr. Davis.

Mr. Davis: Anything?

Johnny Rapid: Anything...

Mr. Davis: Even this? (Mr. Davis unbuttons his pants and a big monster cock falls out.

Johnny Rapid: (Nervous... his eyes wide) Um...

Mr. Davis: Do you want to pass my class or not?

(Justin falls to his knees and begins sucking Mr. Davis' cock. The high school quarterback sees what's going on and comes in, Johnny begins sucking his cock. The computer geek sees and comes over and Johnny begins sucking his huge cock. Then the janitor comes in and joins the gangbang of Johnny. After several DPs and fuckings...)

(...Sex Ends. Johnny's face, hole, hair and mouth are filled with cum)

Johnny Rapid: Do I pass Mr. Davis?

Mr. Davis: You passed Johnny. You passed.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1311/10/2013

you cheated R13, thats a real script!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1411/10/2013

R8 Best so far. Sell it, you'll become famous, a STAR!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1511/10/2013

Most of you seem to be writing from 1985. Most porn these days doesn't even bother with a plot or lines.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1611/10/2013

R16 NOOOO! The script is the only reason watch those.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1711/10/2013

Rad: Now the radio's given out. It looks like we'll have to ride out the storm on the mountain and hike out in the morning!

Sly: it will get below freezing and we're not prepared.

Rad: Here get out the sleeping bag. I'll show you a trick I learned in Scouts. If we both get in one bad naked, our body heat will keep us warm!

* They get naked into the one sleeping bag *

Sly: You saved my life Rad, I don't know how I'll ever repay you.

Rad: Save your strength. We have a long night ahead. I need your beauty in my life tomorrow and the next day.

*sex ensues*

In the morning rescue workers find them.

Rad: Can't you see we're busy?! Go away!

Sly: If we never get off this mountain, it will be too soon.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1811/10/2013

Lindsay Graham (in his best Blanche Deveraux voice): "Maaaaarccc....can you bring some tea out to the lanai?"

Marc, a fit, handsome young Latino houseboy, is eager to please on his first day. He runs to the lanai with a pitcher of "special" iced tea (3 parts vodka, one part tea) but drops the pitcher when he sees Miss Graham.

Lindsay (legs in the air, caftan pulled up to reveal his prolapsed asshole and micropenis): "Come closer, Marc, Mama's mussy is wetter than the Amazon rainforest!"

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 1911/10/2013

What movie is R13's script from? I wanna see that!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2011/10/2013

"Lindsay (legs in the air, caftan pulled up to reveal his prolapsed asshole and micropenis): "Come closer, Marc, Mama's mussy is wetter than the Amazon rainforest!"

And with that, Marc vomits and then kills himself.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2111/10/2013

"Bend over boy."

"I am not a boy and not a bottom."

"You are tonight, son."

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2211/10/2013

Pornos have scripts?

I thought they were documentaries!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2311/10/2013

Chest: I think that I rang the wrong doorbell. I'm looking for the winner of "Man of the Year". They told me he was blond.

Dick: You're wrong. It's me.

Chest: well, I have a prize for you.

Dick: Looks kind of phallic, huh?

Chest: I guess. I hope that you will have a place to put it on your mantle.

Dick: I never put anything on my mantle without first checking it out. Come in.

Chest: It's always a pleasure to meet the man of the year. Well, actually, I'm new. You're the first one I've met.

Dick: I'll be your first.

Sex ensues. Sex ends.

Chest: I can see why they gave you man of the year.

Dick: Shut up and let me fuck you again.

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2411/11/2013

Ha ha ha R20.. the ENTIRE fucking thing. thank you!

by Mr. Billy, producerreply 2511/20/2013
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