Is there a way to humanely euthanize a cat at home?
My BF's Siamese is about 18 and a real pain in the ass. The damn thing can't even see and shits on the floor.
I'm not mean to it, and don't want it to feel any pain. But I know my BF won't take her to the vet, ever. I don't want to spend the money myself. He won't because he will just wait for the stupid thing to keel over.
I would like to get rid of it while he's a work and then tell him the thing just went to sleep and didn't wake up.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/29/2015|
Most vets or humane associations will do it pro bono if you can't pay.
If the animal is suffering, I will arrange to cover the cost myself if you'll reach out to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/09/2013|
Yes, OP. Just ring the nearest humane society and tell them your BF is a cunt who doesn't care for his pet properly. They will euthanize your cat and hopefully do your BF at the same time.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/09/2013|
OP, when the inevitable breakup occurs, please contact me. I like your style.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/09/2013|
Turn on The View on repeat and leave for 48 hours.
Oh wait, that's not humane.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/09/2013|
Euthanize yourself first. You sound like a fucking psychopath.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/09/2013|
Put on the Rodgers and Hammerstein song AN ORDINARY COUPLE. It will die within seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/09/2013|
There are many vets who make house calls for euthanasia.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/09/2013|
This is a really shitty thing to do behind your BF's back. How would you like being deceived like that? Do you know what trust means?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/09/2013|
Yeah, R8, but how many are willing to lie about the cause of death? They have something called "ethics" apparently.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/09/2013|
Why does your Bf even have a cat if he cares so little as to cruelly "wait for the stupid thing to keel over"?!! Unbelievable! U both sound like heartless bastards.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/09/2013|
Suffocate it with a plastic bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/09/2013|
You do come off sounding like a creep op.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/09/2013|
There will be an autopsy and an inquest.
The OP is a fool if he thinks his crime won't be exposed.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/09/2013|
Right because all of us know now. DL db admin grab that IP now!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/09/2013|
He loves the thing so much, but there is not point to us having it any longer, it's just a blind shitting machine. Still he will just let it go around for whatever reason.
I'm from TX and believe me this would've already been dealt with in the pasture with a .45 if we weren't in this goddamn apartment.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/09/2013|
There is. My dad did it to one of my dogs, Bandit once. It was horrendous and in no way peaceful or relieving.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/09/2013|
YOU need to move out of the apartment. You obviously do not care for/about any of its other occupants.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/09/2013|
Putting down a pet is a job for a professional, OP. Start by having an actual talk with your BF about why it's time.
Also...I once paid to have one of my aunt's seriously ill cats euthanized. But she was becoming pretty demented (my aunt) and not able to decide on her own (is your BF demented?)
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/09/2013|
the cat is a living creature and beloved by your boyfriend. have the cat put down with the same care and attention YOU would like to be put down when your time comes.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/09/2013|
Make a batch of hemlock tea. Drink it, and let the cat lick your lips
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/09/2013|
Put her in the dishwasher with the ferrets.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/09/2013|
A quarter of a sleeping pill will knock it out. Then it is a simple matter of laying it on the driveway and "accidentally" running over it in your car. If you act inconsolable enough your BF may even buy you some new jewellry to make you feel better.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/09/2013|
R22 and R23 made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/09/2013|
Grind up one Tylanol, add to soft cat food. Cat will not wake up in morning. No pain.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/09/2013|
DON'T LISTEN TO CHEAP BOYFRIEND, TAKE THE POOR ANIMAL TO THE VET AND DO IT HUMANELY SO IT DOESN'T FEEL ANY PAIN.
I swear to God, the morons who have pets in this sick world.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/09/2013|
Liver poisoning is not painless, even in pets.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/09/2013|
You should have an honest discussion with your boyfriend and also keep in mind this is a living creature. If you both decide to have the cat put down please make sure a vet does it. As another person said, treat the cat the way you would want to be treated. There are always consequences for the decisions we make in life, especially those that affect another. Make sure you do what is right. It may seem inconsequential now, but with most moral choices, the consequences can be far reaching.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/09/2013|
I really hope this is an EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/09/2013|
Mix up some Nyquil in its food. When it goes to sleep put it in the freezer.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/09/2013|
OP - how sad you are to be inconvenienced by that thing that can't see and "shits on the floor". Instead of doing the right, the moral, the humane, you and your pathetic boyfriend allow that poor cat to suffer because you are too cheap and too cruel to give it proper care and attention. You have enough money to spend $18 a year on Datalounge and are too miserly to give that cat medical attention. If money is so tight though, (I highly doubt it's not) call the SPCA or the Humane League. Why in the hell would you post this question here? You don't care about acting in humane manner or you would not have ask such a horrible question. Are you that brainless and heartless to think you can euthanize a cat at home?
I just hope, OP, that you are treated with dignity, sensitivity and humanely when you might blind and or might shit on the floor during your elder years.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/09/2013|
A hammer only costs about $5.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/09/2013|
Make the cat take the gas pipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/09/2013|
R23. You owe me a new laptop and another cup of coffee.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/10/2013|
OP is a troll. Are animal cruelty threads the new rage at DL? Not fucking funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/10/2013|
Especially Sick Topic, OP. Sure is working, though, isn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/10/2013|
Whether this is a joke or not, you're a piece of shit, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/10/2013|
OP's post has got to be the most horrid thing I've ever read on Datalounge. I have no words.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/10/2013|
Please, R42. The things you bitches say to others on this board are much more cruel than this.
After all, these are people you're torturing here.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/10/2013|
Can someone find that hilarious scene in the BBC comedy series about three desperate chicks where one kills the sick cat with a brick. I can't remember the name of the show but it's gut wrenchingly funny. It's a one word name.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/10/2013|
Just remembered: it's " Pulling". Eps on YouTube but can't remember which one it was. Magic.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/10/2013|
Hey, here's an idea, contact that woman who did in her 31 rescue dogs, and then.....
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/10/2013|
Toaster in the tub. Easy cleanup for when the cat inevitably shits itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/10/2013|
Dump her body in Red Hook!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/10/2013|
I know a way, but I'm not telling you. Go to a vet and get the cat euthanized. You can bring the cat home and fake that it died there. Your boyfriend never has to know. Just don't charge it on your credit card
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/10/2013|
Come on - I'm an animal lover and I think this thread is hysterical. Only the fat thighed, urine pantied fraus are taking this seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/10/2013|
luckily, this thread can be used if thid matter us ever investigated.
...and, it seems a number of other cases.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/11/2013|
You better not harm that cat. He's under my protection. Just try me, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/11/2013|
Hysterical ?? R51? You're having hysterics?? You should call 911. Perhaps they can bring you some hemlock. That should do the trick.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/13/2013|
There could be a pit bull in the area.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/13/2013|
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|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/13/2013|
To hell with the mangy cat---how the hell can I do an at home euthanization of my 4 year old hellion? Dear god help me.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/13/2013|
OP, show your boyfriend this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/13/2013|
OP, I hope when you get old you become very disabled and a real pain in the ass to your caregivers who will just look for a way to rid themselves or you.
You are a piece of shit and that cat is much more important to the worth of this world than you.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/13/2013|
If it's good enough for Caylee, it's good enough for the cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/13/2013|
Why is it so much more humane to take the cat out of the house (in a box? cat carrier?) to have a vet give it a shot (won't that hurt? and won't it be stressful for the cat to be in a strange environment?) than to just place a plastic baggie over its head and hold it there for a few moments until the cat expires?
I don't see the vet as necessarily more humane. Just more "acceptable" and more expensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/14/2013|
I wonder if [italic]I[/italic] can think of anything...?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/14/2013|
Animals like the taste of anti-freeze. Discovery ID has lots of episodes with people killing their spouses that way and its painless.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/14/2013|
r61, The Hansens used chloroform on the cat in "I Remember Mama." The kitty was awake the next morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/14/2013|
ASSHOLES. MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD FEELS THE SAME ABOU YOU
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/18/2014|
The writer from TX sounds like a total heartless asshole. YOU should be taken to a pasture and shot!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/03/2015|
It's just an injection to put the cat to sleep. Not expensive if you bury the cat yourself. The cremation of the body is what costs a lot.
Just bring it in. The poor thing is suffering and 18 is old for a cat.
Your partner probably doesn't want to say good bye.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/03/2015|
Uh, R70? This cat's been dead for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/03/2015|
I'm sure the cats dead by now, considering it's a 2 year old thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/03/2015|
If you can't afford a vet, don't get a pet !!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/03/2015|
The cat rebounded and is doing fine.
OP, however, slipped on his own shit and cracked his head wide open. Oh well.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/03/2015|
OP, give it some rat poison and throw it over the back yard wall into the neighbors yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/03/2015|
it is sad that people kill animals however i see and can understand why cats fecal matter can cause brain eating disease and lets say you our raking leaves and a spore from their poop ends up in your nose, well guess what your screwed there is no cure for it and the death is painful. so here is the thing, ok i have cancer i for one do not need any more illnesses im fighting for my life as it is. so if i had no other alternative and had to take a stray cats life, then i think i would not a house cat but a ferel cat a wild cat a cat that spread dangerous diseases to humans that really many humans are not aware of
|by Anonymous||reply 78||04/11/2015|
A sledgehammer and a handy sponge in a bathtub are all you need!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/11/2015|
R1 is the complete antithesis of a classic DL R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/11/2015|
Ah! I'm the OP of this thread, and I cackled when it popped up just now.
The cat is STILL fucking alive!
I had some pills leftover from my dog's surgery a couple of months ago (Acepromazine?) and ground the leftovers up. I put them on some peanut butter and tried to smear it around the cat's whiskers and mouth, she pissed on me and ran away.
I tried trapping her in her carrier but no luck on that either. Anyhow she's still around...for now! She's stopped grooming herself altogether and freaking stinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||04/11/2015|
OP raises an interesting question: If you brought your pet to a vet to be euthanized, would the vet require proof the pet is really yours?
I had my dog put down when she was nearly 16 (as painful an experience as you can imagine). This was kind of an emergency situation, so I took her to an emergency vet clinic on a Sunday. But I don't remember the vet ever asking for proof I had the authority to ask that she be euthanized.
And what would proof be, anyway? Do people routinely keep sales receipts when they buy a pet?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/11/2015|
OP, put some ghost pepper flakes in her Fancy Feast. She'll either die or shit lava for 2 weeks.
If she does die, don't bury her in the Pet Cemetary or she'll come back as a zombie.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/11/2015|
What was the emergency R82?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/11/2015|
One of the least funny DL threads yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/11/2015|
OP, yes, if you can't bring to a vet, then pills are the most humane way. Grind the pills and put them in the cat food, make sure you put enough in to do the job.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/11/2015|
r84, she had been diagnosed with cancer a month or so before and slid downhill rapidly after that. On the day I finally got the courage to have her euthanized, I found her sprawled on the kitchen floor in her own urine. She could not longer even stand up.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||04/11/2015|
The OP is the one that should go jump off a cliff - what a selfish asshole you are. Heaven forbid you have to get up off your precious lazy ass and take care of an innocent animal from time to time. You sound like someone who is irritated when they aren't the center of attention 24/7. Killing a cat because it "annoys" you? I hope your soon to be ex boyfriend finds out what you are up to and sends you packing. Did it ever occur to you that the reason the cat is living as long as it has, is because it's been enjoying a good life with an owner that loves it? I've raised three dogs, all of which died naturally and peacefully in our home - we didn't need to "put them down" or just assume they were "suffering" as an excuse for not wanting to care for them in their senior years.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/11/2015|
r88 is SOBBING as she types!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/11/2015|
Didn't Dwight do it humanely by putting one of Angela's cats in the freezer? It's just like slowly going to sleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/11/2015|
First of all, a blind cat who shits on the floor probably ISN'T suffering. Cats just don't share our hang-ups about bowel habits. He or she gets up, eats, shits, finds a warm, sunny spot to sleep in, and (hopefully) feels safe & loved.
When the cat finally dies, YOUR life is going to be living hell for a year or more, because a guy with a beloved 18+ year old cat is going to be *devastated* when he's gone. He's not going to want to do much besides cry. You'll be having sex, he'll see the spot where his kitty used to sleep by the bed, and be completely incoherent with grief for the next 37 minutes.
If he finds even the slightest bit of evidence to suggest you were the cat's proximate cause of death, you can BET that he'll be consumed with revenge on you. If you're lucky, he'll break up and try to get you arrested. If you're unlucky, he'll kill you in a manner that would shock the makers of "Saw II".
If you're *that* unhappy about living with the cat, do your boyfriend and yourself a favor, break up with him, and move.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/18/2015|
Boy, you queers are all about peace and love until it cuts into your mani-pedi time.
A mechanic won't do an oil change for a pole-smoker = END OF THE WORLD! A cat is annoying, so let's kill it = Fabulous!
Clean your own backyard before you go hissing about how everybody else is oh so meeeeeean.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/18/2015|
r93, I believe you are in the wrong place.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/18/2015|
Put the poor creature into a cage then place cage in front of TV with that horrible Kardashian show playing, I know that you said you want a humane way but this should be relatively quick and the pain won't last. Also this works on most humans with half a brain that you want to get rid of.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/18/2015|
You are a cunt OP. A cunt. Take the poor soul to a vet and don't ever, ever get another pet as long as you live. Cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/18/2015|
OP must be a Republicunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||04/18/2015|
[quote]f you're *that* unhappy about living with the cat, do your boyfriend and yourself a favor, break up with him, and move.
Yes, because a 126 year old incontinent cat's shitty life is much more important than your life or your relationship. Cats and dogs should always be the priority. Life's most important decisions should always be based upon the needs of your pets. Remember they come first.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/18/2015|
What wrong place is that, r94? Someplace where humans come together? r93 is probably a freeper, but he's got a point. Try listening.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/18/2015|
It sounds like it's time to put the cat to sleep but I have no idea how to do it. I've never heard of anyone who has been successful in putting their cat down painlessly. It's your boyfriend's cat, let him take the poor thing to a vet, or you offer to do it for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/18/2015|
The OP was made in NOVEMBER 2013.
I think the fucking cat may have died of miserable natural causes by now.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/18/2015|
Has OP posted on how he offed the diseased pussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/18/2015|
lol@ r99. What an intelligent, relevant response.
Take a Midol.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/18/2015|
I was just going to say the exact same thing to r102. Maybe she and r104 should get together and make more stupid, selfish people.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/18/2015|
Place the cat in a plastic garbage bag.
Place the bag in the freezer.
After a few hours the cat will simple "go to sleep".
Remove from freezer when completely stiff and deposit directly into your trash bin.
No muss, no fuss.
You can even wear your heels and pearls while doing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/18/2015|
Mrs. Cleaver, it is usually more appropriate to deposit the mortified frozen pussy into the trash bin on the morning of pick up.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/18/2015|
Our co-op has a kitty gas pipe, don't they all?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||04/18/2015|
R106 posts homophobic stuff in other threads. A troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||04/18/2015|
Wow! You people are being really harsh towards this poor BF who just loves his cat and can't bear the thought of putting it down. Just because this bitch posted it in her own evil way, she didn't say he wouldn't take it because he's cheap. It isn't such a simple decision. If your father was old and blind and had to wear depends, does that automatically mean his quality of life is so poor he should be put down? Hell, my grandfather lost his sight and needs constant care but he doesn't want to die. Not any more than my 20 year old cat that is also having bathroom issues wants to die. I don't have the heart to put her down simply for my own convenience. Fuck all you assholes!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/07/2015|
Is the cat white? Have a neighborhood African-American come over and play "Knock Out King" with it.
Just tell them, "Go over there and pick 'im out and knock 'im out!"
When African-Americans do this to human whites they only get a couple of years for "manslaughter" so the A.A. you invite over probably won't get any time for doing it to a white cat.
Cat's gone, the A.A. gets some racial hatred out of their system - everyone wins!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/07/2015|
May I recommend renting a helium tank and affixing a little mask to its face? How are your acting skills, OP? You're going to have to act genuinely *SHOCKED* and sad over the event.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/07/2015|
[quote]Animals like the taste of anti-freeze. Discovery ID has lots of episodes with people killing their spouses that way and its painless.
No…it's not painless.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||05/07/2015|
I know it's over, but you can take it to a vet, have it euthanized, then bring it home and say she died. He'll never see the needle mark...
|by Anonymous||reply 115||05/07/2015|
OP - you keep referring to the cat as "it" - it's a cat, don't call it "it"!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||05/07/2015|
Donate it to a Chinese restaurant.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||05/07/2015|
The cat is still alive. Her name is Muncie. She seems to be doing better, but I'm still going to do her old stank ass in when the opportunity presents.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||05/17/2015|
Quicksand in the kitty litter
|by Anonymous||reply 120||05/17/2015|
Read 101 uses for a dead cat by Simon Biond.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||05/20/2015|
BBut your BF doesn't "do you in" just because your pussy stinks, so why should he because his pussy does? Seriously ... if you truly loved your BF any whatsoever, you'd love, or, at the very least, respect that he loves HIS baby. It's the exact same as him having an infant. Would you want to rid his child everytime it shit itself? Why is it so heartless to want to kill a human, but it's all fine & funny to want to kill aan animal? WTF... last time I checked, ANIMALS don't rape, molest, steal, deceive, lie, or do anything close to what HUMANS do, and it's a living thing, so HTF is a human's life MORE valuable? As far as the kitty suffering..... the actual euthanasia isn't what's so expensive. It's if you get the kitty cremated. If you opt to bury her yourself (or, in your useless case...someone else), it should be very affordable. If the Dr. is really nice, they'll let yo u do
|by Anonymous||reply 123||05/29/2015|
Spend the money and let the professionals do it. It's better than having killed the cat on your conscience for the rest of your life.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||05/29/2015|
I have never been so horrified after reading some of these posts. My family is going thru a bad situation, and this did not help at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/06/2015|
I love when this old thread is resurrected. By now this shaggy pussy should be over 20 years old. Can the OP verify what happened to this old cat and the status of his relationship to the owner/boyfriend. Thia is why we need an original post date next to the original TITLE.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/06/2015|
lmao this thread and People Who Poop In Stores were what got me hooked on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/06/2015|
I loved the I Think I Killed My Neighbor's Dog thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/06/2015|
Need to put down a SWF. Verbal runs and TMI. Humane necessary or can I be spiteful?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/08/2015|
2 years and still stalking this puss?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||06/08/2015|
What happened to that shitty old cat?? What about a puking cat? Around little kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/26/2015|
The goddamn thing has been peeing inside the dryer if I forget and leave it open. Fucking bony old nasty thing. If I catch it inside there I'm going to slam the door and turn it on. I'd rather buy a new dryer!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/29/2015|