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Is there a way to humanely euthanize a cat at home?

My BF's Siamese is about 18 and a real pain in the ass. The damn thing can't even see and shits on the floor.

I'm not mean to it, and don't want it to feel any pain. But I know my BF won't take her to the vet, ever. I don't want to spend the money myself. He won't because he will just wait for the stupid thing to keel over.

I would like to get rid of it while he's a work and then tell him the thing just went to sleep and didn't wake up.

by Anonymousreply 13306/29/2015


Most vets or humane associations will do it pro bono if you can't pay.

If the animal is suffering, I will arrange to cover the cost myself if you'll reach out to me.

by Anonymousreply 111/09/2013

Yes, OP. Just ring the nearest humane society and tell them your BF is a cunt who doesn't care for his pet properly. They will euthanize your cat and hopefully do your BF at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 211/09/2013

You're BOTH evil cunts.

by Anonymousreply 311/09/2013

OP, when the inevitable breakup occurs, please contact me. I like your style.

by Anonymousreply 411/09/2013

Turn on The View on repeat and leave for 48 hours.

Oh wait, that's not humane.

by Anonymousreply 511/09/2013

Euthanize yourself first. You sound like a fucking psychopath.

by Anonymousreply 611/09/2013

Put on the Rodgers and Hammerstein song AN ORDINARY COUPLE. It will die within seconds.

by Anonymousreply 711/09/2013

There are many vets who make house calls for euthanasia.

by Anonymousreply 811/09/2013

This is a really shitty thing to do behind your BF's back. How would you like being deceived like that? Do you know what trust means?

by Anonymousreply 911/09/2013

Yeah, R8, but how many are willing to lie about the cause of death? They have something called "ethics" apparently.

by Anonymousreply 1011/09/2013

Why does your Bf even have a cat if he cares so little as to cruelly "wait for the stupid thing to keel over"?!! Unbelievable! U both sound like heartless bastards.

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2013

Suffocate it with a plastic bag.

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2013


by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2013

You do come off sounding like a creep op.

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2013

There will be an autopsy and an inquest.

The OP is a fool if he thinks his crime won't be exposed.

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2013

Right because all of us know now. DL db admin grab that IP now!

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2013

He loves the thing so much, but there is not point to us having it any longer, it's just a blind shitting machine. Still he will just let it go around for whatever reason.

I'm from TX and believe me this would've already been dealt with in the pasture with a .45 if we weren't in this goddamn apartment.

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2013

There is. My dad did it to one of my dogs, Bandit once. It was horrendous and in no way peaceful or relieving.

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2013

YOU need to move out of the apartment. You obviously do not care for/about any of its other occupants.

by Anonymousreply 1911/09/2013

Putting down a pet is a job for a professional, OP. Start by having an actual talk with your BF about why it's time.

Also...I once paid to have one of my aunt's seriously ill cats euthanized. But she was becoming pretty demented (my aunt) and not able to decide on her own (is your BF demented?)

by Anonymousreply 2011/09/2013

the cat is a living creature and beloved by your boyfriend. have the cat put down with the same care and attention YOU would like to be put down when your time comes.

by Anonymousreply 2111/09/2013

Make a batch of hemlock tea. Drink it, and let the cat lick your lips

by Anonymousreply 2211/09/2013

Put her in the dishwasher with the ferrets.

by Anonymousreply 2311/09/2013

microwave oven

by Anonymousreply 2411/09/2013

I despise you.

by Anonymousreply 2511/09/2013

R23 that is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 2611/09/2013

A quarter of a sleeping pill will knock it out. Then it is a simple matter of laying it on the driveway and "accidentally" running over it in your car. If you act inconsolable enough your BF may even buy you some new jewellry to make you feel better.

by Anonymousreply 2711/09/2013

R22 and R23 made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 2811/09/2013

Grind up one Tylanol, add to soft cat food. Cat will not wake up in morning. No pain.

by Anonymousreply 2911/09/2013


I swear to God, the morons who have pets in this sick world.

by Anonymousreply 3011/09/2013

Liver poisoning is not painless, even in pets.

by Anonymousreply 3111/09/2013

You should have an honest discussion with your boyfriend and also keep in mind this is a living creature. If you both decide to have the cat put down please make sure a vet does it. As another person said, treat the cat the way you would want to be treated. There are always consequences for the decisions we make in life, especially those that affect another. Make sure you do what is right. It may seem inconsequential now, but with most moral choices, the consequences can be far reaching.

by Anonymousreply 3211/09/2013

I really hope this is an EST.

by Anonymousreply 3311/09/2013

Mix up some Nyquil in its food. When it goes to sleep put it in the freezer.

by Anonymousreply 3411/09/2013

OP - how sad you are to be inconvenienced by that thing that can't see and "shits on the floor". Instead of doing the right, the moral, the humane, you and your pathetic boyfriend allow that poor cat to suffer because you are too cheap and too cruel to give it proper care and attention. You have enough money to spend $18 a year on Datalounge and are too miserly to give that cat medical attention. If money is so tight though, (I highly doubt it's not) call the SPCA or the Humane League. Why in the hell would you post this question here? You don't care about acting in humane manner or you would not have ask such a horrible question. Are you that brainless and heartless to think you can euthanize a cat at home?

I just hope, OP, that you are treated with dignity, sensitivity and humanely when you might blind and or might shit on the floor during your elder years.

by Anonymousreply 3511/09/2013

A hammer only costs about $5.

by Anonymousreply 3611/09/2013

Make the cat take the gas pipe.

by Anonymousreply 3711/09/2013

R23. You owe me a new laptop and another cup of coffee.

by Anonymousreply 3811/10/2013

OP is a troll. Are animal cruelty threads the new rage at DL? Not fucking funny.

by Anonymousreply 3911/10/2013

Especially Sick Topic, OP. Sure is working, though, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 4011/10/2013

Whether this is a joke or not, you're a piece of shit, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4111/10/2013

OP's post has got to be the most horrid thing I've ever read on Datalounge. I have no words.

by Anonymousreply 4211/10/2013

Please, R42. The things you bitches say to others on this board are much more cruel than this.

After all, these are people you're torturing here.

by Anonymousreply 4311/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 4411/10/2013

Can someone find that hilarious scene in the BBC comedy series about three desperate chicks where one kills the sick cat with a brick. I can't remember the name of the show but it's gut wrenchingly funny. It's a one word name.

by Anonymousreply 4511/10/2013

Just remembered: it's " Pulling". Eps on YouTube but can't remember which one it was. Magic.

by Anonymousreply 4611/10/2013

Hey, here's an idea, contact that woman who did in her 31 rescue dogs, and then.....

by Anonymousreply 4711/10/2013

Toaster in the tub. Easy cleanup for when the cat inevitably shits itself.

by Anonymousreply 4811/10/2013

Dump her body in Red Hook!

by Anonymousreply 4911/10/2013

I know a way, but I'm not telling you. Go to a vet and get the cat euthanized. You can bring the cat home and fake that it died there. Your boyfriend never has to know. Just don't charge it on your credit card

by Anonymousreply 5011/10/2013

Come on - I'm an animal lover and I think this thread is hysterical. Only the fat thighed, urine pantied fraus are taking this seriously.

by Anonymousreply 5111/10/2013

luckily, this thread can be used if thid matter us ever investigated.

...and, it seems a number of other cases.

by Anonymousreply 5211/11/2013

You better not harm that cat. He's under my protection. Just try me, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 5311/11/2013

Hysterical ?? R51? You're having hysterics?? You should call 911. Perhaps they can bring you some hemlock. That should do the trick.

by Anonymousreply 5411/13/2013

There could be a pit bull in the area.

by Anonymousreply 5511/13/2013

[all posts by racist flame bait troll removed, ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 5611/13/2013

To hell with the mangy cat---how the hell can I do an at home euthanization of my 4 year old hellion? Dear god help me.

by Anonymousreply 5711/13/2013

For R56

by Anonymousreply 5811/13/2013

OP, show your boyfriend this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5911/13/2013

OP, I hope when you get old you become very disabled and a real pain in the ass to your caregivers who will just look for a way to rid themselves or you.

You are a piece of shit and that cat is much more important to the worth of this world than you.

by Anonymousreply 6011/13/2013


If it's good enough for Caylee, it's good enough for the cat.

by Anonymousreply 6111/13/2013

Just shut up R 60

by Anonymousreply 6211/14/2013

Why is it so much more humane to take the cat out of the house (in a box? cat carrier?) to have a vet give it a shot (won't that hurt? and won't it be stressful for the cat to be in a strange environment?) than to just place a plastic baggie over its head and hold it there for a few moments until the cat expires?

I don't see the vet as necessarily more humane. Just more "acceptable" and more expensive.

by Anonymousreply 6311/14/2013

I wonder if [italic]I[/italic] can think of anything...?

by Anonymousreply 6411/14/2013

Animals like the taste of anti-freeze. Discovery ID has lots of episodes with people killing their spouses that way and its painless.

by Anonymousreply 6511/14/2013

r61, The Hansens used chloroform on the cat in "I Remember Mama." The kitty was awake the next morning.

by Anonymousreply 6611/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 6702/18/2014

Microwave oven!

by Anonymousreply 6803/20/2014

The writer from TX sounds like a total heartless asshole. YOU should be taken to a pasture and shot!

by Anonymousreply 6904/03/2015

It's just an injection to put the cat to sleep. Not expensive if you bury the cat yourself. The cremation of the body is what costs a lot.

Just bring it in. The poor thing is suffering and 18 is old for a cat.

Your partner probably doesn't want to say good bye.

by Anonymousreply 7004/03/2015

Uh, R70? This cat's been dead for years.

by Anonymousreply 7104/03/2015

I'm sure the cats dead by now, considering it's a 2 year old thread.

by Anonymousreply 7204/03/2015

If you can't afford a vet, don't get a pet !!

by Anonymousreply 7304/03/2015

Fuck you & your cheap bf

by Anonymousreply 7404/03/2015

The cat rebounded and is doing fine.

OP, however, slipped on his own shit and cracked his head wide open. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 7504/03/2015

OP, give it some rat poison and throw it over the back yard wall into the neighbors yard.

by Anonymousreply 7604/03/2015

Try Expello™!

by Anonymousreply 7704/03/2015

it is sad that people kill animals however i see and can understand why cats fecal matter can cause brain eating disease and lets say you our raking leaves and a spore from their poop ends up in your nose, well guess what your screwed there is no cure for it and the death is painful. so here is the thing, ok i have cancer i for one do not need any more illnesses im fighting for my life as it is. so if i had no other alternative and had to take a stray cats life, then i think i would not a house cat but a ferel cat a wild cat a cat that spread dangerous diseases to humans that really many humans are not aware of

by Anonymousreply 7804/11/2015

A sledgehammer and a handy sponge in a bathtub are all you need!

by Anonymousreply 7904/11/2015

R1 is the complete antithesis of a classic DL R1.

by Anonymousreply 8004/11/2015

Ah! I'm the OP of this thread, and I cackled when it popped up just now.

The cat is STILL fucking alive!

I had some pills leftover from my dog's surgery a couple of months ago (Acepromazine?) and ground the leftovers up. I put them on some peanut butter and tried to smear it around the cat's whiskers and mouth, she pissed on me and ran away.

I tried trapping her in her carrier but no luck on that either. Anyhow she's still around...for now! She's stopped grooming herself altogether and freaking stinks.

by Anonymousreply 8104/11/2015

OP raises an interesting question: If you brought your pet to a vet to be euthanized, would the vet require proof the pet is really yours?

I had my dog put down when she was nearly 16 (as painful an experience as you can imagine). This was kind of an emergency situation, so I took her to an emergency vet clinic on a Sunday. But I don't remember the vet ever asking for proof I had the authority to ask that she be euthanized.

And what would proof be, anyway? Do people routinely keep sales receipts when they buy a pet?

by Anonymousreply 8204/11/2015

OP, put some ghost pepper flakes in her Fancy Feast. She'll either die or shit lava for 2 weeks.

If she does die, don't bury her in the Pet Cemetary or she'll come back as a zombie.

by Anonymousreply 8304/11/2015

What was the emergency R82?

by Anonymousreply 8404/11/2015

One of the least funny DL threads yet.

by Anonymousreply 8504/11/2015

OP, yes, if you can't bring to a vet, then pills are the most humane way. Grind the pills and put them in the cat food, make sure you put enough in to do the job.

by Anonymousreply 8604/11/2015

r84, she had been diagnosed with cancer a month or so before and slid downhill rapidly after that. On the day I finally got the courage to have her euthanized, I found her sprawled on the kitchen floor in her own urine. She could not longer even stand up.

by Anonymousreply 8704/11/2015

The OP is the one that should go jump off a cliff - what a selfish asshole you are. Heaven forbid you have to get up off your precious lazy ass and take care of an innocent animal from time to time. You sound like someone who is irritated when they aren't the center of attention 24/7. Killing a cat because it "annoys" you? I hope your soon to be ex boyfriend finds out what you are up to and sends you packing. Did it ever occur to you that the reason the cat is living as long as it has, is because it's been enjoying a good life with an owner that loves it? I've raised three dogs, all of which died naturally and peacefully in our home - we didn't need to "put them down" or just assume they were "suffering" as an excuse for not wanting to care for them in their senior years.

by Anonymousreply 8804/11/2015

r88 is SOBBING as she types!

by Anonymousreply 8904/11/2015

Didn't Dwight do it humanely by putting one of Angela's cats in the freezer? It's just like slowly going to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 9004/11/2015

Oh, R88, bite me!

by Anonymousreply 9104/18/2015

First of all, a blind cat who shits on the floor probably ISN'T suffering. Cats just don't share our hang-ups about bowel habits. He or she gets up, eats, shits, finds a warm, sunny spot to sleep in, and (hopefully) feels safe & loved.

When the cat finally dies, YOUR life is going to be living hell for a year or more, because a guy with a beloved 18+ year old cat is going to be *devastated* when he's gone. He's not going to want to do much besides cry. You'll be having sex, he'll see the spot where his kitty used to sleep by the bed, and be completely incoherent with grief for the next 37 minutes.

If he finds even the slightest bit of evidence to suggest you were the cat's proximate cause of death, you can BET that he'll be consumed with revenge on you. If you're lucky, he'll break up and try to get you arrested. If you're unlucky, he'll kill you in a manner that would shock the makers of "Saw II".

If you're *that* unhappy about living with the cat, do your boyfriend and yourself a favor, break up with him, and move.

by Anonymousreply 9204/18/2015

Boy, you queers are all about peace and love until it cuts into your mani-pedi time.

A mechanic won't do an oil change for a pole-smoker = END OF THE WORLD! A cat is annoying, so let's kill it = Fabulous!

Clean your own backyard before you go hissing about how everybody else is oh so meeeeeean.

by Anonymousreply 9304/18/2015

r93, I believe you are in the wrong place.

by Anonymousreply 9404/18/2015

Put the poor creature into a cage then place cage in front of TV with that horrible Kardashian show playing, I know that you said you want a humane way but this should be relatively quick and the pain won't last. Also this works on most humans with half a brain that you want to get rid of.

by Anonymousreply 9504/18/2015

You are a cunt OP. A cunt. Take the poor soul to a vet and don't ever, ever get another pet as long as you live. Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 9604/18/2015

OP must be a Republicunt.

by Anonymousreply 9704/18/2015

[quote]f you're *that* unhappy about living with the cat, do your boyfriend and yourself a favor, break up with him, and move.

Yes, because a 126 year old incontinent cat's shitty life is much more important than your life or your relationship. Cats and dogs should always be the priority. Life's most important decisions should always be based upon the needs of your pets. Remember they come first.

by Anonymousreply 9804/18/2015

What wrong place is that, r94? Someplace where humans come together? r93 is probably a freeper, but he's got a point. Try listening.

by Anonymousreply 9904/18/2015

It sounds like it's time to put the cat to sleep but I have no idea how to do it. I've never heard of anyone who has been successful in putting their cat down painlessly. It's your boyfriend's cat, let him take the poor thing to a vet, or you offer to do it for him.

by Anonymousreply 10004/18/2015

The OP was made in NOVEMBER 2013.

I think the fucking cat may have died of miserable natural causes by now.

by Anonymousreply 10104/18/2015

And fuck you too, R99.

by Anonymousreply 10204/18/2015

Has OP posted on how he offed the diseased pussy?

by Anonymousreply 10304/18/2015

lol@ r99. What an intelligent, relevant response.

Take a Midol.

by Anonymousreply 10404/18/2015

I was just going to say the exact same thing to r102. Maybe she and r104 should get together and make more stupid, selfish people.

by Anonymousreply 10504/18/2015

Place the cat in a plastic garbage bag.

Place the bag in the freezer.

After a few hours the cat will simple "go to sleep".

Remove from freezer when completely stiff and deposit directly into your trash bin.

No muss, no fuss.

You can even wear your heels and pearls while doing it.

by Anonymousreply 10604/18/2015

Mrs. Cleaver, it is usually more appropriate to deposit the mortified frozen pussy into the trash bin on the morning of pick up.

by Anonymousreply 10704/18/2015

Thanks R106!

by Anonymousreply 10804/18/2015

Our co-op has a kitty gas pipe, don't they all?

by Anonymousreply 10904/18/2015

R106 posts homophobic stuff in other threads. A troll.

by Anonymousreply 11004/18/2015

Wow! You people are being really harsh towards this poor BF who just loves his cat and can't bear the thought of putting it down. Just because this bitch posted it in her own evil way, she didn't say he wouldn't take it because he's cheap. It isn't such a simple decision. If your father was old and blind and had to wear depends, does that automatically mean his quality of life is so poor he should be put down? Hell, my grandfather lost his sight and needs constant care but he doesn't want to die. Not any more than my 20 year old cat that is also having bathroom issues wants to die. I don't have the heart to put her down simply for my own convenience. Fuck all you assholes!

by Anonymousreply 11105/07/2015

Is the cat white? Have a neighborhood African-American come over and play "Knock Out King" with it.

Just tell them, "Go over there and pick 'im out and knock 'im out!"

When African-Americans do this to human whites they only get a couple of years for "manslaughter" so the A.A. you invite over probably won't get any time for doing it to a white cat.

Cat's gone, the A.A. gets some racial hatred out of their system - everyone wins!

by Anonymousreply 11205/07/2015

May I recommend renting a helium tank and affixing a little mask to its face? How are your acting skills, OP? You're going to have to act genuinely *SHOCKED* and sad over the event.

by Anonymousreply 11305/07/2015

[quote]Animals like the taste of anti-freeze. Discovery ID has lots of episodes with people killing their spouses that way and its painless.

No…it's not painless.

by Anonymousreply 11405/07/2015

I know it's over, but you can take it to a vet, have it euthanized, then bring it home and say she died. He'll never see the needle mark...

by Anonymousreply 11505/07/2015

OP - you keep referring to the cat as "it" - it's a cat, don't call it "it"!

by Anonymousreply 11605/07/2015

Donate it to a Chinese restaurant.

by Anonymousreply 11705/07/2015

The cat is still alive. Her name is Muncie. She seems to be doing better, but I'm still going to do her old stank ass in when the opportunity presents.

by Anonymousreply 11805/17/2015


by Anonymousreply 11905/17/2015

Quicksand in the kitty litter

by Anonymousreply 12005/17/2015

Just unplug it.

by Anonymousreply 12105/20/2015

Read 101 uses for a dead cat by Simon Biond.

by Anonymousreply 12205/20/2015

BBut your BF doesn't "do you in" just because your pussy stinks, so why should he because his pussy does? Seriously ... if you truly loved your BF any whatsoever, you'd love, or, at the very least, respect that he loves HIS baby. It's the exact same as him having an infant. Would you want to rid his child everytime it shit itself? Why is it so heartless to want to kill a human, but it's all fine & funny to want to kill aan animal? WTF... last time I checked, ANIMALS don't rape, molest, steal, deceive, lie, or do anything close to what HUMANS do, and it's a living thing, so HTF is a human's life MORE valuable? As far as the kitty suffering..... the actual euthanasia isn't what's so expensive. It's if you get the kitty cremated. If you opt to bury her yourself (or, in your useless case...someone else), it should be very affordable. If the Dr. is really nice, they'll let yo u do

by Anonymousreply 12305/29/2015

It at home

by Anonymousreply 12405/29/2015

Spend the money and let the professionals do it. It's better than having killed the cat on your conscience for the rest of your life.

by Anonymousreply 12505/29/2015

I have never been so horrified after reading some of these posts. My family is going thru a bad situation, and this did not help at all.

by Anonymousreply 12606/06/2015

I love when this old thread is resurrected. By now this shaggy pussy should be over 20 years old. Can the OP verify what happened to this old cat and the status of his relationship to the owner/boyfriend. Thia is why we need an original post date next to the original TITLE.

by Anonymousreply 12706/06/2015

lmao this thread and People Who Poop In Stores were what got me hooked on DL.

by Anonymousreply 12806/06/2015

I loved the I Think I Killed My Neighbor's Dog thread.

by Anonymousreply 12906/06/2015

Need to put down a SWF. Verbal runs and TMI. Humane necessary or can I be spiteful?

by Anonymousreply 13006/08/2015

2 years and still stalking this puss?

by Anonymousreply 13106/08/2015

What happened to that shitty old cat?? What about a puking cat? Around little kids.

by Anonymousreply 13206/26/2015

The goddamn thing has been peeing inside the dryer if I forget and leave it open. Fucking bony old nasty thing. If I catch it inside there I'm going to slam the door and turn it on. I'd rather buy a new dryer!

by Anonymousreply 13306/29/2015
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