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Entitled rich person

Has parked in my parking space, a Maserati with a Georgia vanity license plate, with hazard lights on.

What shall I do to this person or his car?

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2013

Shit all over it.

by Anonymousreply 111/09/2013

Steal the car, run someone over with it, and then park it in the same place again.

by Anonymousreply 211/09/2013

Who fucking cares? You NEED to come here with shit like this?

by Anonymousreply 311/09/2013

If it's a space that actually belongs to you, have it towed away.

by Anonymousreply 411/09/2013

What would Nene Leakes do?

by Anonymousreply 511/09/2013

R3 = Entitled Rich Person

by Anonymousreply 611/09/2013

Listen to R4. That's how adults do 'bitchy'.

by Anonymousreply 711/09/2013

You will need: bucket of sudsy water, clean sponge, daisy dukes, belly shirt, stacked high tops, gold chains, friends

Shoot a gay rap video rubbing your protuberances against the vehicle.

by Anonymousreply 811/09/2013

OP: You want a Maserati?

You better work, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 911/09/2013

This may be too down to earth advice: Write a note about whose parking space it is and put it to the window of the car.

by Anonymousreply 1011/09/2013

Break a window and spray the interior with Eau de Cheryl's Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2013

Does the person know this is "your space"? I assume it is designated space either assigned to you or that you pay for.

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2013

i vote for reply #8

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2013

R1 = entitled rich asshole who thinks he "owns" a parking space.Occupy and liberate this territory NOW!

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2013

A quick swipe of you keys over his hood and passenger door would solve the problem.

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2013

Paint on the asphalt or concrete "asshole parking only" so that it will be seen behind the car when the parking space is occupied with said car.

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2013

If the hazards lights are blinking which drains the battery, I'm guessing he wasn't there long. What he did was wrong. Tell him.

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2013
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