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How Jew Preen next door

… and by Jew, I mean Israeli. Daam he is hot. Now his aggressive assertive bitch wife who attacked me the first week I moved in because I asked politely that she not bring her yapping, snarling dog over next to mine when I encountered her on the sidewalk outside the building…

well, she is trying to be all demure and fey when I run into them, Iike I am the ogre and monster who is "hurting" her because I dont speak in the elevator or hallway or outside the building when I run into them.

She was a total c@#t that day, yelling and screaming at me and demanding my name right out there on the street, when all I did was ask her "please dont bring your dog over here," when it was snarling and pulling on the leash trying to get to my dog… which by the way, is much large and would have essentially killed hers if there had been a fight.

now it is manipulate and play the damaged, unsafe fish card, because she cant stand that I have served notice she is dead to me (and she knows im gonna get her man eventually, even if its a one time stand.)

by Anonymousreply 2411/11/2013

You sound like a prick OP.

by Anonymousreply 111/09/2013

Time to get your easy bake oven out of storage. I would hate you too.

by Anonymousreply 211/09/2013

You're just silly

by Anonymousreply 311/09/2013

Perhaps you are a touch self absorbed?

by Anonymousreply 411/09/2013

Hi, mhb! (aka OP)

by Anonymousreply 511/09/2013

Is English your first language?

by Anonymousreply 611/09/2013

alternate thread title: Why I Left New York City

by Anonymousreply 711/09/2013

How now brown cow?

by Anonymousreply 811/09/2013

Women should know their place. Turn up the heat on her man, use your Charms. U think like me op

by Anonymousreply 911/09/2013

An egomaniacal, anti-semitic, misogynist, illiterate with a badly trained dog - you're a catch OP!

by Anonymousreply 1011/09/2013

OP, you need to get back on your meds, hon.

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2013

Your neighbor çunt sounds like a monster.

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2013

You are disgusting. Perhaps she felt the same way about you and YOUR fucking dog, but was too polite to say anything, until you attacked her.

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2013

Without pictures, this thread don't preen.

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2013

Is this your neighbor's hot Israeli husband?

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2013

OP, you need psychiatric help.

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2013

And really, posting this crap twice? Shame on you.

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2013

Are you the same guy with the fat golden retriever?

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2013

R6 -- my bet is a solid NO!

by Anonymousreply 1911/09/2013

R19, I hope that is why the OP's post is so badly written.

by Anonymousreply 2011/09/2013

As awful as this all sounds, I do want to hear more about how OP snubs the wife, and any interactions he may have with the husband in this entertaining semitic tale.

by Anonymousreply 2111/11/2013

you have a fat dog

by Anonymousreply 2211/11/2013

It was a struggle to decipher the meaning behind the verbiage in that original post. And there was no payoff in the end. Not even the slightest snicker or tee-hee.

I can enjoy a little misogyny or anti-Semitism as much as the next queer boy - I mean WHO DOESN'T - but you just aren't funny. Where is the racism? Can you call her out as fat? Or old and wrinkled?

by Anonymousreply 2311/11/2013

Over 20 posts and not one from OP. The joke is on us. TNH.

by Anonymousreply 2411/11/2013
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