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Tiffany Trump is All Grown Up

...and she looks... well...

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by Anonymousreply 11411/09/2013

Looks like an early loser on RuPauls Drag Race!

by Anonymousreply 311/02/2013

[quote]She and her friends Andrew Warren and Gaia Matisse, a descendant of Henri Matisse, rubbed sequinned shoulders with Genevieve Jones, Lady Bunny, Vladimir Restoin-Roitfeld, Goga Ashkenazi, Dree Hemingway and Yigal Azrouel.

Ameritrash and Eurotrash, every last one of them.

by Anonymousreply 411/02/2013

Not as flat faced as Julia Stiles, but still, maybe they're distant cousins.

by Anonymousreply 511/02/2013

It's like moi is looking at moiself.

by Anonymousreply 611/02/2013

She looks like a Mongoloid pig.

by Anonymousreply 711/02/2013

She looks like Meg on Family Guy.

by Anonymousreply 811/02/2013

Much better looking than Ivanka,which is not saying much.

by Anonymousreply 911/02/2013

"A beautiful blonde ingenue?" Oh my God. Whoever wrote that must be blind or well paid by Donald Trump.

She has a grotesque piggy face, which is emphasized by the heavy makeup, which I suspect is layered on in order to camouflage her piggy face.

Her mother Marla Maples, Trump's whore/mistress, was considered to be an incredibly hot babe at one time. Her daughter doesn't look anything like her. She doesn't really look like Trump much, either. At any rate, she is by no stretch of the imagination "beautiful." But being rich and having dyed blonde hair somehow makes people used the word "beautiful" when there is no beauty.

by Anonymousreply 1011/02/2013

What a fucking dog! Trump's genes ruined what Marla Maples' egg donated. No one would ever know she came from an attractive mother. And yes, Marla was, and still is I'd guess, a gold digger, but at least she came by it honestly....with exceptional features, features her offspring will never know. Poor kid, her lips can't close & hide those huge Bugs Bunny toofers.

by Anonymousreply 1111/02/2013

Is that what you call frying-pan face?

by Anonymousreply 1211/02/2013

Christ.

Trump is ugly as fuck and it's his genes that prevented his offspring from being good looking. His oldest son isn't horrible and Ivanka is OK but both are overrated.

His son Eric and this one Tiffany are FUG. I wonder how the youngest boy will look in 10 years...

by Anonymousreply 1311/02/2013

She reminds me of Ann Miller. Yes, I'm very old.

by Anonymousreply 1411/02/2013

wow she had some work done and its horrible.

she used to be really pretty when she appeared on oprah.

i thought she was the pretty trump daughter.

not anymore.

by Anonymousreply 1511/02/2013

Can't you fix teeth like that if you've got money?

by Anonymousreply 1611/02/2013

I feel bad for her. Her mother is still pretty. Tiffany doesn't look too bad here.

by Anonymousreply 1711/02/2013

That apple fell off the tree, rolled down a hill, and landed in a pool of raw sewage.

by Anonymousreply 1811/02/2013

She, Alexa Ray Joel and Chloe Lattanzi should star together in a TV show about being the unfortunate looking children of famous parents.

by Anonymousreply 1911/02/2013

She looks like Melanie Hutsell doing Tori Spelling.

by Anonymousreply 2011/02/2013

she had too much plastic surgery

and holy shit i forgot how ugly alexa ray.

by Anonymousreply 2111/02/2013

Think of all the things she can store in her cheeks. Tumps two sons are nothing to look at. Ivanka used to look OK, she has had some kind of plastic surgery because I didn't recognize her. I didn't think it was an improvement.

by Anonymousreply 2211/02/2013

I've never heard of Chloe Lattanzi, so I googled. My God, you could drive a tractor trailer along that "roadway."

by Anonymousreply 2311/02/2013

Jesus, why do all of Trump's spawn have chipmunk cheeks? Must come from his defective genes because Marla and Ivana don't have those hideous, puffer fish cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 2411/02/2013

I love you, R24

by Anonymousreply 2511/02/2013

Is she hydorcephaelic? Trump has a giant head too. And not just metaphorically.

by Anonymousreply 2611/02/2013

are we supposed to finish your sentence, OP ?

And she looks like .... well .....

I'm going to say bloated Tara Reid.

by Anonymousreply 2711/02/2013

I think she looks like a bad version of her mother. There's nothing of DT in her.

by Anonymousreply 2811/02/2013

r19 I actually love how Alexa Ray looks but that's just me.

by Anonymousreply 2911/02/2013

Who are Chloe's parents? Btw, after all these years I cannot believe I am still hearing about the Trumps. I remember the old magazine "Spy" mocking back in 1986. And still there he is, the "short fingered vulgarian."

by Anonymousreply 3011/02/2013

R30 She's the daughter of Olivia Newton-John and boy-toy, rumored to be gay, Matt Lattanzi.

by Anonymousreply 3111/02/2013

You're so right #14. She has the same high & very wide cheek bones as Ann Miller. I call it the Pekingese look....kinda of a squishy wide face. Good observation!!

by Anonymousreply 3211/03/2013

She got her mom's eyes and her dad's everything else.

by Anonymousreply 3311/03/2013

Kinda Russian street whorish

by Anonymousreply 3411/03/2013

Poor thing got the worst features of both of them.

by Anonymousreply 3511/03/2013

She's obnoxious like her hillbilly mother.

by Anonymousreply 3611/03/2013

Eh, just watched the xview @ R36. She seems like a nice enough kid, normal. Wants to get into a good college. At least she isn't pulling a Miley and flashing her tits and ass all over town, drinking and drugging. Good for her. She's no beauty, but she seems like she has her head on straight.

by Anonymousreply 3711/03/2013

My mom always says that people eventually get the face they deserve. If they're beautiful on the inside, you see beauty when you look at them, even if they aren't technically beautiful. And if they're ugly inside, well, that's what you see no matter how gorgeous they are. Tiffany seems sweet and is good looking enough. Let's not knock her just because of who her father is. He's an ass, but I'll reserve judgement on his kids. Tiffany seems like a sweet, well-meaning girl, and, here's hoping, she becomes a kind hearted, beautiful woman. I wish her luck.

by Anonymousreply 3811/03/2013

Oh give the kid an eating disorder why don't you!? leave her alone? she's probably very sweet.

by Anonymousreply 3911/03/2013

R38 You said it much better than I.

by Anonymousreply 4011/04/2013

Miss Piggy Trump

by Anonymousreply 4111/04/2013

Ivanka isn't bad looking, she's kind of pretty in a tall, leggy way and she was always a cute kid, as were her brothers. This one though....most unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 4211/04/2013

I saw Marla recently at a bank near LA. She's still attractive and has a tight body.

by Anonymousreply 4311/04/2013

The article "Michelle Pfeiffer: I was in a cult" seems more interesting

by Anonymousreply 4411/04/2013

Boy, Ivana sure got her moneys worth out of that Gypsy she hired to place that curse.

by Anonymousreply 4511/06/2013

We think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 4611/06/2013

I'm sure Tiffany Trump is better looking than EACH and EVERY one of the sad, bitchy posters on this thread. Including myself.

by Anonymousreply 4711/06/2013

bIG FAT ROUND FACE

by Anonymousreply 4811/06/2013

All of Don's children have an overbite.

by Anonymousreply 4911/06/2013

She hasn't had any plastic surgery to make herself look bad, you idiots. She has a fat face. Some people do. If she gains even a little weight, her face porks out.

by Anonymousreply 5011/06/2013

Butter face.

by Anonymousreply 5111/06/2013

OMG R46, my eyes!

Do you think Bruce and Demi are ashamed of them?

by Anonymousreply 5211/06/2013

I knew if I prayed hard enough somebody else would come along!

by Anonymousreply 5311/06/2013

Ivana barf.

by Anonymousreply 5411/06/2013

[quote]Whoever wrote that must be blind or well paid by Donald Trump.

It's the NY Post, owned by fellow Republican Rupert Murdoch. Of *course* it's bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 5511/06/2013

What the fuck, exactly, is a Goga Ashekenazi?

by Anonymousreply 5611/06/2013

The jaws on those Willis girls...my GOD. Ivanka is gorgeous compared to Tiffany.

by Anonymousreply 5711/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5811/06/2013

1 c. Chelsea Clinton 1/4 c Megan Hilty 6 tbsps. Pia Zadora 1 tsp. original recipe Chas Bono Sally Struthers to taste

Mix well and gouge your eyes out.

by Anonymousreply 5911/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6011/06/2013

Marla: call me. ;)

by Anonymousreply 6111/06/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6211/06/2013

Why did Donald and Marla divorce?

by Anonymousreply 6311/06/2013

Another vote for Alexa being attractive.

Also, I would love to give her a big hug...I think she has paid a huge price for not looking like her Mom.

by Anonymousreply 6411/06/2013

Her face looks abnormally big. Like she's on medication

by Anonymousreply 6511/06/2013

I knew I have seen that face before. You're right , she certainly is a little doll.

by Anonymousreply 6611/06/2013

agree with r65 - prednisone bloat like Jerry Lewis

by Anonymousreply 6711/06/2013

Ivanka was [bold]never[/bold] a beauty, although she has gone to great lengths to convince people that she is. She always had an oddly shaped jaw and overbite. The cosmetic surgery she's had has resulted in her being passable, and no more than that.

Donald Jr has looked rather ordinary -- neither particularly handsome nor ugly -- in the photos I have seen of him. Eric has always had a butterface. I have not seen any recent photos of Barron, and he's too young on whom to snark, anyway.

In addition to Tiffany's too high forehead, too round face, and gummy smile, she is also something of a Monet: eyes are a bit wonky ala Shannen Doherty.

I agree with other posters in that Donald Sr's genes have not given his spawn the best beauty advantage.

by Anonymousreply 6811/06/2013

OOOOO me so solly.

by Anonymousreply 6911/06/2013

I just don't understand how Chloe Lattanzi came out so ugly. From these two?

by Anonymousreply 7011/06/2013

Tiffany looks like she has the potential to be chubby.

by Anonymousreply 7111/06/2013

I always love it when gold diggers hook up with these fugly rich guys. Don't they think their kids are going to end up with the short end of the stick looks wise?

by Anonymousreply 7211/06/2013

That's not a good picture. She is much prettier than the picture shows.

by Anonymousreply 7311/06/2013

It's like a New Joisey boardwalk got round and came to life.

by Anonymousreply 7411/06/2013

This thread is like the mean girls' table in junior high.

I'm gonna go hang with the freaks and geeks.

by Anonymousreply 7511/06/2013

Maybe she drinks a lot, or is bulimic. Something is causing all of that facial bloat.

by Anonymousreply 7611/06/2013

Males cannot have butterface, R68

by Anonymousreply 7711/06/2013

Ewww! With all his money those phony looking teeth and that odd shaped face is the best she can do. What an ugo. At least she doesn't have to worry about ever getting a job or even a mate, although I'm sure there are plenty that will marry her for her money. No one is too ugly for that.

by Anonymousreply 7811/06/2013

I bet you are ugly as sin, R78. Only someone with a major, MAJOR inferiority complex would be so vicious toward someone he's never met and likely never will.

by Anonymousreply 7911/06/2013

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 8011/06/2013

Things could be worse.

by Anonymousreply 8111/06/2013

She looks like Clint Eastwood's daughter by Frances Fisher

by Anonymousreply 8211/06/2013

Can someone explain why Chloe Lattanzi looks as bad as she does?

by Anonymousreply 8311/06/2013

Chloe Lattanzi with Olivia

by Anonymousreply 8411/06/2013

OMG! R82 she really does.

Again - why did Donald and Marla divorce, really?

by Anonymousreply 8511/06/2013

She used to be on Spongebob Squarepants, right?

by Anonymousreply 8611/06/2013

Wasn't Marla caught with her personal trainer in an affair (or something like that).

by Anonymousreply 8711/07/2013

What does Marla do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 8811/07/2013

Spreads her cooze for anyone and everyone around town, R88!

by Anonymousreply 8911/07/2013

R83, bad plastic surgery (specifically an eyelift) too young.

by Anonymousreply 9011/07/2013

Good Loed! R62, that photo of Tiffany & ivanka look like someone drew faces with makeup and lipstick on a pair of frying pans and stuck wigs on top.

by Anonymousreply 9111/07/2013

I think Alexa is pretty. She's had some good work and let's be honest, can't be easy growing up with your mother likely one of the most beautiful women in the world (who still fabulous by the way).

by Anonymousreply 9211/07/2013

Marla had a hot bodyguard and according to the conditions of their pre-nup, their 5 year mark was coming up and Marla would get a bigger payout if Donald didn't mysteriously have Marla caught on the beach at night with said hottie. Better than fat-neck, bird-mouth Donald.

No one wants Marla, her reputation preceeds her. She tried to hook a few more losers but they bailed on her.

by Anonymousreply 9311/07/2013

Tiffany's face reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the dying old man forces his vulture family to wear masks, that reflect their odious personalities. When he dies and they take them off, their faces are deformed like the masks. She's daddy's little piggy and looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 9411/07/2013

I found it interesting that Tiffany said that her mother is her BFF, ie "cool mom" type. But my impression is that Tiffany is the adult taking care of her "still teenager in the head" mother. So that is why they're BFF. Marla was not ready to be a mother. Tiffany was just a doll for her, a living doll, but a doll nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 9511/07/2013

Alexa is pretty after she surgically altered her face. That is why we all pick on fugly heiresses. They have everything at their disposal...stylists, the best hairdressers, plastic surgeons, chefs, personal trainers etc. There is no excuse for being average looking.

by Anonymousreply 9611/07/2013

Everything backfired on Marla, she's alone, no great wealth and stuck with a homely kid. I'll never forget how she confronted Ivana on the ski slope in front of I think it was Eric who was only 8 yrs. old. What a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9711/07/2013

I agree r97. Ivana got the young hot Italian husband though, so she won in the end.

by Anonymousreply 9811/07/2013

The fat girl is ALL GROWED UP.

by Anonymousreply 9911/07/2013

R97, Ricardo? He was crazy about her...gave her a huge canary diamond ring, he said she put it on her right hand, instead of left hand which designates engagement.

I don't see anyone giving Marla any canary diamonds.

by Anonymousreply 10011/07/2013

Does Marla work?

by Anonymousreply 10211/07/2013

Marla has an amazing body-damn she looks good.

by Anonymousreply 10311/07/2013

[quote]Does Marla work?

Yes, she's a singer.

by Anonymousreply 10411/08/2013

There's a good segment on YouTube from OWN's Where are they Now with Marla. She does look fantastic and seems like a decent sort.

She said that her assistant stole hundred of thousands from her.

by Anonymousreply 10511/08/2013

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by Anonymousreply 10611/08/2013

r106 - I don't get how you have NO IDEA what your assistant is doing. she should have brought charges.

by Anonymousreply 10711/08/2013

Everytime I pass through the very small border town of Dalton, Ga on my way to Knoxville I think of their hometown whore, Marla Maples.

It's still legendary how she desperately chased the quarterback at UGA.

She ALWAYS wanted the top dog.... no matter where she was.

by Anonymousreply 10811/08/2013

God, that was bad R104.

R108, what happened with the QB?

by Anonymousreply 10911/08/2013

Ann Miller, Wayne Newton cheeks. Ol' Cherokee cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 11011/08/2013

Tiffany sounds like a stripper.

by Anonymousreply 11111/09/2013

R108, what happened with the quarterback?

by Anonymousreply 11211/09/2013

Quarterback, Buck Belue, never wanted much to do with her, but oh how she tried.

He was an average talent at best, but he did win a national championship(1980) with the help of a mighty assist from one Herschel Walker.

Marla, at least when younger, always wanted whoever was in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 11311/09/2013

R113 thanks. I bet he's happy he dodged that bullet.

Trump must like animals. Marla is a ferret face. The kids have chipmunk cheeks and he is a fat-neck, bird-mouth.

by Anonymousreply 11411/09/2013
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