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Fellow Data Loungers, please offer some medical advice

I have a medical problem and I was hoping that someone on DL could help me out. A few months ago I started noticing a large black mole appearing on my shoulder, just below my neck. I didn't think much of it, but the mole kept growing in a rather ominous way. Rather that see a doctor I asked my friends about it, but they didn't have any satisfactory answers. And since I didn't feel any pain, and everything else seemed okay, I decided not to spend the money on medical help. But the mole has kept growing, and oddly, a few weeks ago it started to take the shape of a human face. Then just three nights ago, I looked at it very closely, and I could swear that it looked back at me. I also saw the beginnings of what looks like a small but well-formed mouth. What do you think I should do?

by Confused in Columbusreply 2511/02/2013

I'm not going to offer doodley squat. I hate when people come on here and ask for help then abandon us, and we don't know if your dead, or in the hospital, or what.

by Confused in Columbusreply 111/02/2013

OP, I think you should call the Daily Mail or the Globe and sell the fucking story.

by Confused in Columbusreply 211/02/2013

Ask Peter Griffith. He may have some advice...

by Confused in Columbusreply 311/02/2013

I'm a doctor and can tell you definitively, don't worry about it.

by Confused in Columbusreply 411/02/2013

Dr. Shari Hicks-Graham

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by Confused in Columbusreply 511/02/2013

Get out of the advertising game.

by Confused in Columbusreply 611/02/2013

Feed it and see what happens

by Confused in Columbusreply 711/02/2013

Pick your nose, then let the mouth devour the contents.

by Confused in Columbusreply 811/02/2013

I imagine this is OP in a couple of weeks.

by Confused in Columbusreply 911/02/2013

Hallelujah, Jesus face appearing on ur body!

by Confused in Columbusreply 1011/02/2013

Too bad it didn't look like Mickey Mouse, you could have sold it to Disney.

by Confused in Columbusreply 1111/02/2013

Sounds like a hydatidiform mole, cool. Got to see one of those in med school. How far into your pregnancy were you?

by Confused in Columbusreply 1211/02/2013

Is it in the shape of the virgin Mary?

by Confused in Columbusreply 1311/02/2013

Better get a basket with a shoulder harness! The little guy is gonnaneed a home soon!

by Confused in Columbusreply 1411/02/2013

[quote]Too bad it didn't look like Mickey Mouse, you could have sold it to Disney.

More likely they would sue for copyright infringement.

by Confused in Columbusreply 1511/02/2013

A gay message board and no one has advised OP to fuck it?

by Confused in Columbusreply 1611/02/2013

I once had a friend who had a mole in the shape of the Mona Lisa grow out of her shoulder. And then she died.

by Confused in Columbusreply 1711/02/2013

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

by Confused in Columbusreply 1811/02/2013

R1 Mother said: "I'm not going to offer doodley squat. ..."

In the South the phrase is, "diddly squat."

Just for your edification, awe, and amazement (JFYEA&A).

by Confused in Columbusreply 1911/02/2013

Watch THE MANSTER OP and all your questions will be answered. Can I have your stuff?

by Confused in Columbusreply 2011/02/2013

I think you are finally becoming aware that you've always had two faces. Your friends, such as they are, have always known. It was not "mole" growing, but your self-awareness.

by Confused in Columbusreply 2111/02/2013

Sound like an Extra Shit%ty Terrstrial.

by Confused in Columbusreply 2211/02/2013

[quote] Rather that see a doctor I asked my friends about it,

I do that, too

by Confused in Columbusreply 2311/02/2013

How big is its dick?

by Confused in Columbusreply 2411/02/2013

If you let it keep growing you just might have your one and only friend, OP.

by Confused in Columbusreply 2511/02/2013
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