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Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

by Anonymousreply 911/02/2013

One... two... FIVE!

by Anonymousreply 111/01/2013

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

by Anonymousreply 211/01/2013

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

by Anonymousreply 311/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 411/01/2013

Arma mints. The new candy from the people who brought you baking soda.

by Anonymousreply 511/01/2013

I thought we were an autonomous collective?

by Anonymousreply 611/02/2013

Run away! Run away!

by Anonymousreply 711/02/2013

You're foolin' yourself!

by Anonymousreply 811/02/2013

'Tis but a scratch.

by Anonymousreply 911/02/2013
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