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Cristiano Ronaldo Launches His Debut Underwear Line

Ronaldo was attending the official launch of his new underwear range, CR7, and anyone wondering what his debut collection looks like didn’t have to look too far - a 19-metre tall campaign image featuring the chiseled winger in all his glory was suspended above in the landmark building’s renaissance courtyard.

Meanwhile the man in question, never shy about coming forward, was clearly delighted as he posed for photos between its legs. ‘I am very proud to officially launch CR7 today and especially to see my campaign image displayed in this beautiful building, one of the most famous landmarks in Madrid,’ he said.‘I put a lot of passion and dedication into creating this new underwear line and I am delighted to finally launch it globally today. ‘

Ronaldo has previously modelled for Armani Jeans, but his latest campaign marks an inaugural brand venture and his first attempt at fashion designing. His design debut was aided by Richard Chai – best known for his collaborations with Marc Jacobs and Donna Karen.‘Fashion and design are two passions of mine and I have wanted to launch my own brand for a long time. Working on this collection alongside Richard has given me a great creative outlet and I have loved every part of collaborating on the range, from selecting the colours and designs to testing the styles and fits myself,’ he said. ‘I am very proud that the collection is launching worldwide today.’ Ronaldo's new underwear range will be available to buy via from November 1.

by Anonymousreply 14603/02/2015

It's a no contest between him and that overrated, weird-body-shaped Beckham. Ronaldo is so much hotter in every way and looks gorgeous. I'm sure his line will sell like crazy.

by Anonymousreply 111/01/2013

Plus, while I can't speak for metrosexual Beckham, CR7 is gay.

by Anonymousreply 211/01/2013

"the moisturized midfielder"


by Anonymousreply 411/01/2013

Scroll down the page at OP's link for the gay superhero undies: Superman blue with a rainbow waistband and the cock outlined in red.

by Anonymousreply 511/01/2013

His lack of tattoo's is so effing refreshing! If he were to come out, he would rule the world. (but he needs to do it now)

by Anonymousreply 611/01/2013

His eyebrows are so plucked! He looks like a drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 711/01/2013

I much prefer Beckam's body, however, don't like the tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 811/01/2013

Rihanna outed him,r3? Details!

And he would look so much better out of his underwear than in it!

by Anonymousreply 911/01/2013

R8 are you over 40? Beckham's body is so mediocre. Ronaldo is tight and right. I'm shocked anyone would prefer Beckham.

by Anonymousreply 1011/01/2013

Here R9

by Anonymousreply 1111/01/2013

Beckham anyday, there is nothing remotely attractive about this man.

by Anonymousreply 1211/01/2013

Cristiano looks awful acrylic in all that photoshopped splendor. Something unnatural and unappealing about him.

by Anonymousreply 1311/01/2013

He reminds me to much of that guy that was on that Anna Nicole show. I'd keep thinking he was going to try to talk me into a striped pillow or a pink couch.

by Anonymousreply 1411/01/2013

Those eyebrows make Joan Crawford's look subtle and understated.

by Anonymousreply 1511/01/2013

He looks like a plastic Chippendales dancer. He use to be a handsome guy. Why does he tweeze his eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 1611/01/2013

[R10] Yes, over 40. I much prefer the natural body, the guy next door, the slightly pudgy guy to the gym rat clone look. Am I not allowed my personal preference?

You see a group of gay guys, they all wear the same clothes, have the same gym distorted bodies that are shaved, oiled and pumped. The same hair styles etc. It's boring to me. I never watch commercial porn, they all look alike. I like to watch amateur porn like on Lifeout.

by Anonymousreply 1711/01/2013

He's hot is he really gay though?

by Anonymousreply 1811/01/2013

Shaved pits? Really???

by Anonymousreply 1911/01/2013

[quote]Beckham anyday, there is nothing remotely attractive about this man.

You obviously haven't seen Beckham lately, he's looking like an aged street sign.

by Anonymousreply 2011/01/2013

Ugh, Cristiana looks photoshopped, oily, and shaved to the gills.

by Anonymousreply 2111/01/2013

You naysayers are just jealous because he's rich, good-looking and a great footballer.

by Anonymousreply 2211/01/2013

What R21 said. And the description of him being "moisturized" is perfect.

It's too much, gurl.

by Anonymousreply 2311/01/2013

An alternative to the wasp ideal is fair play.

If the ads spur more young men to emulate his physique, I'm all for it.

Welcome to body dysmorphia, young men of the Mediterranean!

by Anonymousreply 2411/01/2013

The moisturized, prelubed midfielder

by Anonymousreply 2511/01/2013

With a child by a surrogate and Max Clifford-style multiple stories of hook-ups with trashy women.

by Anonymousreply 2611/01/2013

Oh, my!

by Anonymousreply 2711/01/2013


OK, I'll grant he can be a little precious with his arched eyebrows and painted toenails. But no way in the world can you compare him to that nitroglycerin queen Bobby Trendy.

by Anonymousreply 2911/01/2013

Ugh, you trifling ass old bitches would suck his dick in a minute, if he presented to you. Bunch of haters!

by Anonymousreply 3011/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 3111/01/2013

Before the makeup

by Anonymousreply 3211/01/2013

Why are the DL girls carrying on as if Cristiano and Beckham are the only possible candidates for underwear modeling in the world? Between Beckham's tats and Ronaldo's plastic face and hairless body, they're nothing but deal breakers!

by Anonymousreply 3311/01/2013

R1 I agree, no competition here, Ronaldo has an easy win, hot and delicious.

by Anonymousreply 3411/01/2013

Dude, there is just no contest if looks are the standard. Cristiano Ronaldo is legitimately hot, even if one is not personally attracted to him. He has the body type that can easily go on the cover of Men's Fitness without airbrushing. He is the type of dude that turns heads in Gold's Gym. His physique is a work of art. He fills out his underwear with buff, dense muscle. He has the body that so many men spend there lives in the gym trying to attain, in addition to drinking protein shakes and popping creatine pills. There is just no comparison.

by Anonymousreply 3511/01/2013

Except for his teeth and a bit of acne in R32's link, he looks fine. Love the hair.

This guy was made just to fuck. I imagine talking to him would make Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian sound like members of the Algonquin Round Table.

by Anonymousreply 3611/01/2013

R36, he ended his education at age 14 to pursue football full time.

by Anonymousreply 3711/01/2013

The best underwear modeling footballer:

by Anonymousreply 3811/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3911/01/2013

CR7 is one handsome man and, unlike Beckham, a very, very talented footballer. The universe is split between him and Messi on who's the best in the world.

Beckham was overrated in the looks department, no personality, horrible voice and an average player (competent at best). Cristiano is famous because of football first, looks are secondary. Beckham was a celebrity who played football.

by Anonymousreply 4011/01/2013

r39, what mainstream dude buys those things? it is not 1977, man.

by Anonymousreply 4111/01/2013

I suppose R39 doesn't believe in leaving something to the imagination.

by Anonymousreply 4211/01/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4311/01/2013

Beautiful man, but would do well to look more natural. Some stubble maybe. And definitely less product. If he comes out, I'm sure some of the stylists among us could amend theses very small issues.

by Anonymousreply 4411/01/2013

R17 you have horrible, lazy taste.

The old WASPY, AWG-loving Queens in this thread are just bizarre.

Ronaldo is stunning. Beckham would never have been so famous if he weren't British. So overrated in every way.

by Anonymousreply 4511/02/2013

Those gay eyebrows! Too much! He looks like he has Kenny Rogers forehead now.

by Anonymousreply 4611/02/2013

I like the fit and style of the underwear, but dislike the bizarre coloring. The color should be solid.

by Anonymousreply 4711/02/2013

Ben Cohen has them all beat

by Anonymousreply 4811/02/2013


Yeah, except he's not actually gay.

by Anonymousreply 4911/02/2013

I think Ben might be a bit gay, he really let his gayness out in his latest calendar

by Anonymousreply 5011/02/2013

Cristiano is one one of those dudes who does not look built when in clothes, but looks very buff and jacked without clothes on. How does he hide those muscles in clothes?

by Anonymousreply 5111/02/2013

holy shit R32

by Anonymousreply 5211/02/2013

[R45] I have no idea what AWG is nor do I need to know. There are many older posters here. You have a choice of posting here or not. You probably shave your crotch and chest. How bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 5311/02/2013

R53 nope I don't shave my body hair, and AWG = average white guy, the type preferred by many of you older, tasteless queens. More and more younger posters are coming here as well, so you'll have to deal.

by Anonymousreply 5411/02/2013

Ronaldo would be hotter if he didn't mess his face up with cosmetics and girly Grooming. Be a man.

by Anonymousreply 5511/02/2013

R40, how would an "average" player become captain of his country's national football team for six years? Some of you are just nuts.

by Anonymousreply 5611/02/2013

Si senor.

by Anonymousreply 5711/02/2013

R56, easy, he had sex with team management

by Anonymousreply 5811/02/2013

[quote]Cristiano is one one of those dudes who does not look built when in clothes, but looks very buff and jacked without clothes on. How does he hide those muscles in clothes?

This is my favorite kind of guy to date, those thirsty bitches are not as tempted to touch!

by Anonymousreply 5911/02/2013

I'll take David Gandy any day.

by Anonymousreply 6011/03/2013

[R54]Age doesn't have anything to do with it. Why can't you accept that others tastes differ from yours without acting like a bitch about it?

You clones are so silly.

by Anonymousreply 6111/04/2013

I am so with you, R38. Freddie Ljungberg was sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 6211/04/2013

[R54] You have a stunted childish view of men and masculinity. Hopefully you will grow up some day. However, many like you never develop into mature adults.

by Anonymousreply 6311/04/2013

R61 aka R63 you're so typical. A white el-dergay who only loves average-looking white guys because you know the real hot guys are out of your reach. You try to persuade everyone else that average men are hotter than truly hot men and just keep making fools of yourselves. If you were richer, you could afford a hotter boy to have sex with you. Not our fault you that you can't.

Anyone with good taste would rank Ronaldo FAR above the likes of overrated and over-the-hill Beckham.

Don't forget to change your depends after reading this.

by Anonymousreply 6411/04/2013

Ronaldo has an obnoxious personality, though, and is below average in intelligence. It cancels out whatever physical appeal he has.

by Anonymousreply 6511/04/2013

I gAVE him a little something extra extra.

by Anonymousreply 6611/04/2013

I think he looks like Vanessa Williams with short hair

by Anonymousreply 6711/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 6811/04/2013

He's the gayest straight man alive.

by Anonymousreply 6911/04/2013

Do the boxer briefs come in solid grey?

by Anonymousreply 7011/04/2013

R69 are you referring to Beckham?

Because CR7 is far from straight.

by Anonymousreply 7111/04/2013

R69 more like gayest gay man

by Anonymousreply 7211/04/2013

I know there are rumors but is there really any credible stories or sources of Ronaldo sucking a dick? Seems to be just conjecture.

by Anonymousreply 7311/04/2013

[R64] Someday you will find where hot begins, it's in the brain. I get together for sex with 4 different men on an ongoing basis. The youngest is 24 and the oldest is 36. 3 of them are in the US Army, not only good looking but fit. I am 67 years old and actually get more offers for sex than I want.

When I was young men didn't look like they do today. I have never tolerated being with a bitch man like yourself. If a bitchy shaved muscle head is your idea of a man, go for it.

by Anonymousreply 7411/04/2013

r74, you could kept those lurid details to yourself, dude. too much information!

by Anonymousreply 7511/04/2013

[quote]I know there are rumors but is there really any credible stories or sources of Ronaldo sucking a dick?

R73 that sort of question doesn't really deserve a reply on a gay gossip board.

Are there any any credible stories or sources of Michael Douglas eating a pussy? He says it caused his oral cancer but do we really have any proof?

You're really in the wrong place.

by Anonymousreply 7611/04/2013

His PR team is protecting him well, only mega stars like Rihanna can break the silence

by Anonymousreply 7711/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7811/04/2013

Are you kidding? He's the definition of "gayface"!

by Anonymousreply 7911/04/2013

He looks like a Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 8011/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8111/04/2013

Ken's dolls are hot to many people. Especially, if they have ripped abs and big pecs.

by Anonymousreply 8211/04/2013

Is Cristiano Ronaldo gay? The difference between rumors and facts

It's important for everyone to understand that this question might come up for a variety of reasons. There will be people raising the question with the solo intent of making fun of Cristiano Ronaldo, probably due to envy contained over the years. Apart from those, some could legitimately become instigated about Cristiano Ronaldo being gay or not, after reading gossips in magazines or misinterpret some photos that Cristiano Ronaldo took in the past and for that being let's just say that a man wearing a pink doesn't necessarily have to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 8311/04/2013

Ronaldo had a surrogate kid, he's gaaayyy. But he wants to keep his sponsors so he has a fake relationship. He's also a respected high-powered player with lots of fans and he doesn't want that spoiled either.

by Anonymousreply 8411/04/2013

[75] You could kept? ok

by Anonymousreply 8511/04/2013

Gay or European?

by Anonymousreply 8611/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 8711/04/2013

Jesus Christ - he's wearing more makeup than my mother. His handlers should have toned it down a bit for the photoshoot - it doesn't help the rumors when you almost look like a drag queen.

by Anonymousreply 8811/04/2013

Who are his BFs?

by Anonymousreply 8911/04/2013

R83 For me the question if he's gay or straight isn't relevant. Why? I'll never meet nor speak to him, he lives entirely different life in a different country. It's just watching very good looking and successful man to play in the field and having a beautiful body.

by Anonymousreply 9011/04/2013

R89 who his bfs are is not exactly public knowlege obviously. Mainstream media doesn't out people.

by Anonymousreply 9111/04/2013

I hope for angry ex-bf cocksucking video, Kevin Terry-style!

by Anonymousreply 9211/05/2013

What is that mall cowboy outfit with the belt buckle and white shoes?

by Anonymousreply 9311/05/2013

Looks like CR's bulge has been totally smoothed and cupped to prevent us from seeing any real cock outline.

by Anonymousreply 9411/05/2013

R74 since your definition of fit and hot is David Beckham, the boys you pay to have sex with you must look like shit. Anyway, no one wants to think about a 67 year old having sex with a 24 year old. That is beyond disgusting. You really are typical in a bad way.

by Anonymousreply 9511/05/2013

So this thread should be titled, The Tinymeat Chronicles Part X: the Cristiano Ronaldo story

by Anonymousreply 9611/05/2013

[R95] Does your mother know you are on the computer? You have to be 18. Why does it matter to you what I do or who I do it with?

by Anonymousreply 9711/05/2013

Freshpair has his line now

by Anonymousreply 9811/09/2013

Hot bod

by Anonymousreply 9911/11/2013

Does anyone have the gif of Ronaldo seeing a huge bulge and him getting all aroused and flustered?

R83 that makes no regerence to why people think he's gay ( like the surrogate baby) lmao.

by Anonymousreply 10011/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 10111/22/2013

Real Madrid on at 2pm Eastern

by Anonymousreply 10211/23/2013

Do you think he'll come out when he retires?

Also, do you think he's mainly a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 10311/23/2013

The only person Ronaldo will ever be interested in is himself. Such a narcissicist!!!

by Anonymousreply 10411/23/2013

Ronaldo wants that dick.

by Anonymousreply 10511/23/2013

Tight bod

by Anonymousreply 10611/30/2013

I like solid colors

by Anonymousreply 10712/01/2013

His girlfriend, Irina Shayk, is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 10812/01/2013

Dang, she's hot!

by Anonymousreply 10912/02/2013

PDA at the impossibly beautiful couple watch last weekend's match together at the Bernabeu.

by Anonymousreply 11012/03/2013

Yes, Irina is very beautiful, so it's very odd that Ronaldo has no interest in spending a lot of time with her. Even though they've supposedly been "dating" for three years, they still live in different hemispheres (she's in New York, he's in Madrid), and seem to spend a total of one or two weeks a year together doing photo-op appearances. He seems to be trotting her out more recently, though, possibly as a part of his bid to win this year's Ballon d'Or ("See - I'm as straight as Leo Messi!")

by Anonymousreply 11112/03/2013

He is not gay.

by Anonymousreply 11212/04/2013

But his paste-on eyebrows certainly are!

by Anonymousreply 11312/04/2013

A lot of Latin dudes mess with their eyebrows. Not a gay thing.

by Anonymousreply 11412/04/2013

R114. Gay or not, it's a colossal dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 11512/04/2013

The Ballon d'Or is already in the bag r111. Especially after his heroics against Sweden, a couple of weeks ago, forced FIFA to extend the voting deadline because it would've made a mockery of the award if he didn't win it.

by Anonymousreply 11612/04/2013

I'll say one thing about the pics at r110. Dude is a sharp dresser. I want that scarf.

by Anonymousreply 11712/04/2013

So after Tom's coming out, are there still any queens defending Ronaldo's "heterosexuality"?

by Anonymousreply 11812/04/2013

R108, stop your propaganda of heterosexuality, you ugly filth!

by Anonymousreply 11912/04/2013

Whether the Balon d'Or is in the bag or not, Real Madrid was campaigning heavily on Ronaldo's behalf. A few days after the photos at R110 were taken at the Almeria match, RM passed out 45,000 Ronaldo face masks at Bernabeu for the CL match against Galatasaray and they unfurled a huge banner with his likeness on it. Of course, having the beautiful girlfriend present is part of the PR(whether she's a beard or not). It's a plus that she's not as intrusive as Shakira. Note that in the pictures at R110's link that it's obvious the pair is on the stadium's large projection screens. Either they or the guy's below them are looking up at it. PDA opp. Kisscam.

by Anonymousreply 12012/04/2013

No way this guy is straight.

by Anonymousreply 12112/04/2013

[quote]Ronaldo wants that dick.

He's not looking at that bulge with lust, he's looking at it with jealousy, watch how he looks at it, then down at his own.

by Anonymousreply 12212/04/2013

US is in same World Cup Group G as Portugal

by Anonymousreply 12312/06/2013

Portugal is a one man team. However, if the USA decides to deploy extra players to man Ronaldo, they risk being surprised by Portugals other less known, but capable, strikers.

by Anonymousreply 12412/06/2013

he loves the D

by Anonymousreply 12512/06/2013

Never mind the U.S., Portugal is matched up against Germany which they faced at Euros and lost. Germany has only gotten stronger. The U.S. could be a wildcard. You never know. Right, Joe Hart?

by Anonymousreply 12612/06/2013

Will he come out ever?

by Anonymousreply 12712/06/2013

The USA has almost zero chance of making it out of that group. Germany, Portugal and Ghana? Forget about it. BTW, Ghana has knocked the US out of the last two World Cups.

by Anonymousreply 12812/09/2013

r126, Portugal still made it further than Germany, the semis, and only got knocked out, on penalties, by eventual champs Spain.

by Anonymousreply 12912/09/2013

r122 Correction: He's looking down to adjust his boner if needed.

by Anonymousreply 13012/09/2013

Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo and Franck Ribéry will fight it out for the title of the world's best player after Fifa announced its shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or.

by Anonymousreply 13112/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 13212/10/2013

More PDA with Cristiano and Irina as poor Pepe sits ignored.

by Anonymousreply 13312/17/2013

Irina is hot

by Anonymousreply 13412/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 13505/20/2014

R135 So delicious looking guy, move the woman off the pic, so we can see Cristiano.

by Anonymousreply 13605/20/2014

New pic of this very good looking player. Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 13702/25/2015

Is Christiano still pretending to be straight? What ever happened to the surrogate mother who bore his child? Now that was a ridiculous attempt at making him look straight if there ever was one. I mean couldn't he just have actually had sex with a woman and got her pregnant and then made her to sign a release? No he had to go and pay some anonymous money hungry slut to bear his child instead. Regardless Cristiano is beautiful and should just come out as bisexual already.. I doubt it would hurt his career and most people wouldn't be at all shocked at the revelation.

by Anonymousreply 13902/27/2015

He's a nice looking guy. It's nice that he never followed the lead of David Beckham who looks like a moron with all the ink on his body. Of course, Posh Spice could drive anyone to do strange things.

by Anonymousreply 14003/01/2015

Is Cristiano's son half black?

by Anonymousreply 14103/01/2015

He has a great body and it shows of the underwear nicely. I would like to see more natural bulge like Beckham.

His body and Beckham's face would be a hotter guy than both of them.

by Anonymousreply 14203/01/2015

Unlike Beckham, CR7 is a spectacular soccer player. He's famous for his talent first, not his looks.

by Anonymousreply 14303/01/2015

Great body, but there has always been somethig about CR that turned me off. There is such thing as being too pretty.

by Anonymousreply 14403/01/2015

CR has feminine look. He is too pretty.

by Anonymousreply 14503/02/2015

yall know u iz all too old to wear NE of dis shit, right?

by Anonymousreply 14603/02/2015
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