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Do I have to tell every single trick I have NOT TO SMOKE

on his way over? What do these guys do, just chain one after another.

Third time this week, I had to tell one, sorry, the nicotine stench is a boner killer the minute I open the door.

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2013

sweep the caftan behind you, put the cocktail down and correct your fake grindr account to say "Non-smokers only".

by Anonymousreply 110/30/2013

"Do I have to tell every single trick I have NOT TO SMOKE"

Then just how DO you like your dick sucked, OP?

by Anonymousreply 210/30/2013

Grow up. You're too old to be tricking with anything with an IQ above paste. Pick one pretty, subservient moron and boss him around.

Your dick is cute, but it doesn't compensate for that dumb blue steel look you get whenever you're horny.

Oh, and your West Elm decor? Everyone thinks you're taking them back to a Best Western.

by Anonymousreply 310/30/2013

Pay them more?

by Anonymousreply 410/30/2013

What were you going to do with that boner anyway, hun? You're a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 510/30/2013

Obviously, they took one look at you and HAD to reach for a smoke to get through it.

by Anonymousreply 610/30/2013

OP, I understand.

You take the time to put on your platforms, don the black lace veil, light hundreds of Yankee candles, rest the needle on "Edge of Seventeen," and then some whore ruins everything by smelling of American Spirits.

A cum spigot hosing down your bliss…

A raunchy rump ranger ruining "Rumours"…

So sad.

by Anonymousreply 710/30/2013

Have you ever heard the phrase "Beggars can't be choosers", OP?

by Anonymousreply 810/30/2013

OP, lots of people on meth smoke compulsively. Also psychotics on heavy meds. FYI.

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2013
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