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Nina Hartley is looking like hell as Mrs. Roper...

in this porn parody of "Three's Company."

The blondes look like skanks but the porn star playing Janet is rather pretty.

But judging from the men, I can see that straight porn actors aren't always hotter than gay porn actors.

by Anonymousreply 1612/21/2013

Ron Jeremy pops up everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 110/30/2013

R1 Yes, that's why he's still working in porn.

by Anonymousreply 210/30/2013

It's almost a shame that this will inevitably turn into porn. Could have been funny.

But who the fuck is Van Damage? That's the best name he could come up with?

by Anonymousreply 310/31/2013

[quote] But who the fuck is Van Damage?

Van Damage is hawt, actually

by Anonymousreply 412/21/2013

My agent was supposed to tell them I was available.

by Anonymousreply 512/21/2013

R4, in the OP's clip, he looks like an average pasty white guy. Bleh.

Even in your clip, he doesn't look that hot.

by Anonymousreply 612/21/2013

R6, you don't want viewers to wonder if they're gay when viewing another guy's dick, so you offer up average models.

by Anonymousreply 712/21/2013

[quote]he looks like an average pasty white guy. Bleh

I like average pasty white guys. I don't go for the gay look at all. Actually, he's above average, I think.

Post your idea of hawt. Very cropped dark hair, worked out bod, spray tan...blah, blah..right?

by Anonymousreply 812/21/2013

He works for me!

by Anonymousreply 912/21/2013

Nina Hartley is a trip and still give the best blow jobs in the biz. However she makes Mrs Roper look like a supermodel in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 1012/21/2013

Does the pussy cat he's carrying around in the previews meet a horrible, painful end?

by Anonymousreply 1112/21/2013

Van Damage not only isn't hot, but he's got a rather tiny penis for a porn star.

by Anonymousreply 1212/21/2013

Wrong, R8. Just... wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1312/21/2013

Well, then R13 post a link to a pic that illustrates your taste. (I'll bet you don't).

[quote] Van Damage not only isn't hot, but he's got a rather tiny penis for a porn star.

He's not 'gay' hot and his dick is way above average in length...see link.

by Anonymousreply 1412/21/2013

No, his dick isn't longer than average. Not by a long shot. Did you watch the video at R4?? Sorry, but his dick IS rather tiny for a porn star, especially a straight porn star (aka "top").

by Anonymousreply 1512/21/2013

The straight guys who look at straight porn can better identify with male porn actors who are "average looking". Average guys fucking and getting sucked by big tittie girls put them right in the action.

It's like most of the average, middle aged guys don't want a President who's too intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 1612/21/2013
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