And I only shower every other day. It's boring and repetitive and I'm over it. Anyone else?
Sick and tired of showering
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/13/2013|
My morning shower is the highlight of every day. It's all downhill from there.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/30/2013|
Get a pet raccoon:
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/30/2013|
Get a cat washing monkey!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/30/2013|
OP, that same sentiment spelled trouble for Whitney Houston.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/30/2013|
I don't mind taking a shower, I just hate washing my hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/30/2013|
Shaving is what I've become lazy about. Every other day at most - sometimes I'll skip two days in a row.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/30/2013|
I always showered every day when I was working, but now that I'm retired, I only shower if I'm going out (or at least every third day.) You can get away with that when you live alone!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/30/2013|
I feel the same way about wiping, r7.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/30/2013|
I shower every day in summer, every fourth day in winter unless I've worked out. My skin has gotten that much drier through the years. Shaving: I don't shave on Sundays to control the skin irritation.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/30/2013|
You've come to the right place, OP. Your stench will be greatly appreciated by the numerous trolls who post here who think B.O. is hot and "masculine."
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/30/2013|
What's a shower?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/30/2013|
And everyone in your neighborhood is sick of smelling you.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/30/2013|
I hate going to work and buying groceries
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/30/2013|
to each her or his own. Do and be whom you like, but care about the direct and indirect feedback of others.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/30/2013|
Brushing your teeth ain't all that, neither. Fuck it.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/30/2013|
I always wait until there is a ginormous shit stain on my underwear before I take a shower. I mean, it really has to stick to me when I get up off a chair.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/30/2013|
Fuckin' gross, R16.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/30/2013|
Ah warsh mah self with a rag on a stick.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/30/2013|
Have you tried masturbation while showering? It can greatly enhance the experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/30/2013|
I don't leave the house in the morning til I've showered.
It is part of the waking up process along with teeth brushing.
Shaving, OTOH, is a pain in the ass and razors are just so fucking expensive.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/30/2013|
Okay...I'm going out on a limb with this response. I shower every day, but I am really turned on by young dudes who have strong body odor. I mean, smelly armpits, sweaty balls, ripe groins. Not much into dick cheese...but the rest gets me all hot and bothered. I have started to use only Ivory, unscented soap and have quit using underarm deodorant. I get off to smelling my own pits. I still can't go more than a day or two without washing my hair as I have oily skin and my hair gets all sticky and matted after not washing it for a couple of days. So far, I have been able to get away with this at work with no apparent disgust by my coworkers. Oh...and also, nothing makes my dick go limp more than a hot guy, who you get home, undress, and he smells like a freakin' woman with so much cologne on that it chokes you.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/30/2013|
Bathing daily is crucial when you have the flu. It helps knock all the shit out of your lungs and sinuses.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/30/2013|
I hate shaving. Can't they pull the beard hairs out permanently?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/30/2013|
I know what you mean.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/30/2013|
Dead at R4 Oh... whoops.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/30/2013|
If one ceases to shower, where will one douche?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/30/2013|
And it's a verrrrrry long stick, too. Ain't it Mama June (R18)?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/30/2013|
Yes yes YES to all of that, R21. I could've written it. Can I ask where you live where it's possible to run into young men with ripe groins? I live for the aroma of a hot nutsack.
I'm 34 and in NYC, and I hook up at the gym a lot. Sadly, those guys have all just come from soaping themselves up in the showers.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/31/2013|
I find shaving and showering boring too but better than feeling dirty and grubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/31/2013|
I shower every day. I can't stand the feeling of not being clean. Makes my skin crawl.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/31/2013|
If I am just staying home for the day, I am a bit lazy to shower. I also think it's better for my skin if I give it a break every now and then. I work at a pharmacy and the people who come with skin problems, they often say they take a shower twice a day, which I find completely unnecessary.
The body sweats 2 liters of water through evaporating, if you exercise you might add another liter. So if you don't smell from sweating out 2 liters you don't smell if you sweat out another liter.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/31/2013|
Hmmm you should get some luxurious shower gels to perk up your daily routine, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/31/2013|
Brushing teeth is boring- walking is boring- gosh, sleep is well- puts me to sleep.
Where do these people come from?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/31/2013|
Guess I'm not alone. I hate shaving but showering is worse. I like being clean but hate the sensation of water hitting my skin.
It's like getting caught in the rain.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/31/2013|
Have you tried the hand-held shower nozzle variety? Ooo, the places water can go.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/31/2013|
r34 does not like pina coladas either.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/31/2013|
Nobody said it was going to be easy, Tina darling.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/31/2013|
Is anything more banal than flossing?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/31/2013|
Then go back to Europe, OP! In America, we shower daily!
Love it or leave it, stinky!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/31/2013|
I take a shower once a week in winter and twice a week in summer. Works for me, don't care what anyone else thinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/31/2013|
We know, r40. It's as plain as the reek from your pits that filthy fuckers like you never "care what anyone else thinks."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/31/2013|
I shower twice a day because of the gym.
I know literally no one who doesn't shower / bathe at least once a day.
So screw you, R:39
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/31/2013|
I'm semi-retired, currently live alone, and I shower faithfully every day. However, I am going for the Smith Bros. cough drop look.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/01/2013|
Really? It only takes a few min and you can just space out while u go through the motions.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/01/2013|
I might consider it as a cost saving measure, but water is so cheap, might as well take as many showers as you like.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/01/2013|
You should make a game of this.
Don't take any shower until you have reached a point where your uncomfortable.
Find out the spread, in terms of days, to which you can stretch this out.
[italic]Fight the Shower![/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/01/2013|
I shower daily. It wakes my body up and gets me ready for work. But I must say I like to nuzzle pitmusk after a long day. Deodorant and cologne i can do without on me or mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/01/2013|
I love showering. I love a nice hot shower. I can stay in there forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/01/2013|
Not me, OP. Like most sane people, I value personal hygiene and recognize that others do as well. People who noticeably smell, or have visible dirt on themselves such as dirty nails, greasy skin or greasy hair, are shunned and avoided by most people. In addition to their unpleasant appearance and scent, they spread germs and usually have underlying mental health issues as well.
Good luck with your mental health issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/01/2013|
[quote]It's boring and repetitive and I'm over it.
Are you aware that the purpose of personal hygiene is not to entertain or excite you?
Do you understand what an "obligation" is? It's not a game or a new form of masturbation. It's something you do because other people expect it from you, usually at the barest minimum.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/01/2013|
R21, count me in on that game!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/01/2013|
I do desktop computer support for a large corporation, over nine hundred people in the regional office. There are ten technicians and we know who all of the stinky people are. I'm sure those people are telling themselves "I must not smell too bad, I never get any complaints". We say things to each other like "oh my god he is ripe today" or "his cube stinks and he has not been at work for two days".
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/02/2013|
OP, do you listen to music while in the shower? Singing along in the shower is one of the highlights of my day.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/02/2013|
You negative Nellies should just SUCK IT!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/02/2013|
You people are fucking literally disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/02/2013|
You need to wash the funk off with HOT water and lye soap to be truly free of your inner demons.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/13/2013|
That is pretty gross, OP. At least I try to keep "things" in check.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/13/2013|
If God had intended for people to shower every day, he would have invented them.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/13/2013|