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Hiring a sex worker to pop your boi-cherry.

I've never had anal sex, either as top or bottom. I know I'm a bottom and am ready to experience it. A friend suggested I hire a sex worker, escort, hooker, whore, whatever you want to call him, to do me, since they're experienced and patient when it comes to such a thing. I'm nervous, but it would be nice to have it done by someone who can be patient and considerate and who in focused on making the experience positive for me, rather than some random guy I pick up at a bar or scrounge off grindr who could care less about my feelings. Anyone else used a rentboy to deflower their honeydoo?

by Anonymousreply 1510/30/2013

you call it your "honeydoo"? no wonder you have to hire someone.

by Anonymousreply 110/30/2013

Yes, rent boys are infamous for being patient and considerate people. They're good for relieving you Extra Sexual Tension.

by Anonymousreply 210/30/2013

Yup; but stupid here thought it would be fun to hire his favorite porn star, who also happened to be massively endowed. A good time was not had by all. My suggestion: get an anal trainer kit before taking the plunge.

by Anonymousreply 310/30/2013

"My suggestion: get an anal trainer kit before taking the plunge."

You'll definitely want to skip the salad tongs.

by Anonymousreply 410/30/2013

I say do it. Get a pro.

by Anonymousreply 510/30/2013

R1, when someone says "boi-cherry," can "honeydoo" be far behind?

by Anonymousreply 610/30/2013

Go to this site and only hire a well reviewed guy. There is also a forum to ask other hirers.

by Anonymousreply 710/30/2013

Where do you live, OP? We can all opine on your potential choices.

by Anonymousreply 810/30/2013



by Anonymousreply 910/30/2013

At least have the decency to have turkey meatballs on hand should your man-whore need a snack after going all Jacques Cousteau on your ass.

by Anonymousreply 1010/30/2013

Use a dildo, much cheaper

by Anonymousreply 1110/30/2013

I'm in NYC. I've gone to Adonis Lounge and have my eye on a dancer named Vinny. I had a lap dance from him once. I think he's straight and I don't think he escorts. He is my fantasy man. That's him on the right.

by Anonymousreply 1210/30/2013

It just sounds so impersonal. You want someone who cares about you to do that for the first time. Is your friend unwilling?

by Anonymousreply 1310/30/2013

This is considerate of you, OP.

Nobody wants to be your first. The foreplay takes forever, there's a ton of lube involved, there's the whole "Stop! Hold it!", and then there's the slow and slower thrusts.

by Anonymousreply 1410/30/2013
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