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Tori Spelling Sex Tape STOLEN!

Tori Spelling and her husband, Dean McDermott, videotaped themselves having sex during a romantic Valentine's Day celebration in 2009. "'Dean said, 'We should tape ourselves having sex.' He had a little portable tripod, and he set up his video camera on it," she writes. "Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good, so I allowed him to keep it."

However, the footage quickly got into the wrong hands. The couple uploaded the video to their computer at home without password protection, which allowed a biker friend of McDermott's to find the file and copy it.

Spelling didn't find out that the file had been copied until two years later, when a friend told McDermott that the thief was shopping the video around. "I was horrified," writes Spelling, who says that she sent the man a cease-and-desist letter that was never answered. Spelling writes that the incident "went away." However, Radar Online is now reporting that the tape has since been leaked.

by Anonymousreply 10102/15/2015

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by Anonymousreply 110/30/2013

Lucky for them that almost every human being alive would rather stick white hot pokers in their eyes than view this mess.

by Anonymousreply 210/30/2013

Oh la' publicite' !

by Anonymousreply 310/30/2013

[quote]Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good

In other words, her face was completely obscured.

by Anonymousreply 410/30/2013

Some man fucking a bag of bones. Just in time for Halloween!

by Anonymousreply 510/30/2013

There goes breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 610/30/2013

Well, her PR handlers first gambit "we're broke" didn't work, so this is attempt number two can keep her name in the press.

This will fail too – miserably.

by Anonymousreply 710/30/2013

I think this is just another way for them to get some cash. They can say they had to let the stolen tape be sold because it was going to get published anyway.

by Anonymousreply 810/30/2013

If by "stolen" does she mean, "my career is on the skids, I get no press and I have no money, so lets release a sex tape and see what that does, seeing how that move worked out so well for the Kardashians" ?

by Anonymousreply 910/30/2013

she just doesn't give up, does she?

by Anonymousreply 1010/30/2013

More like --

We are broke

Katie Holmes is a bitch

OMG my sex tape got "accidnelty" leaked right when my new book and tv show are coming out

Jesus did she go to the Kris Jenner school of PR?

by Anonymousreply 1110/30/2013

[quote] He had a little portable tripod

Damn, Tori. Kind of emasculating to call your man's junk little and portable!

by Anonymousreply 1210/30/2013

People are grossed out by this? I'm excited! I'd love to get a look at Dean's man-meat!

by Anonymousreply 1310/30/2013

We have the rights and the title has already been selected. Get ready for "Beverly Hills 902 - ONE-HO!!!"

by Anonymousreply 1410/30/2013

WW R5!

by Anonymousreply 1510/30/2013

Does Screech have a cameo? After all, Tori was his co-star on SBTB.

by Anonymousreply 1610/30/2013

Candy, SEE WHAT YOU'VE FORCED ME TO DO?!?

by Anonymousreply 1710/30/2013

What's next? Crotch shots of Tori's vijay jay climbing off the carousel horse with little Liam?

by Anonymousreply 1810/30/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1910/30/2013

A "biker friend"? Stoooopid!

by Anonymousreply 2010/30/2013

I would love it if the tape was returned to them with a rejection letter attached.

by Anonymousreply 2110/30/2013

[quote]a friend told McDermott that the thief was shopping the video around.

"How much do you want to take this thing off of my hands?"

by Anonymousreply 2210/30/2013

[quote]a friend told McDermott that the thief was shopping the video around.

That must be challenging for the thief, considering he must have gouged his own eyes out.

by Anonymousreply 2310/30/2013

[quote]a friend told McDermott that the thief was shopping the video around.

Sure... "thief."

I'd sooner believe OJ when he said he was looking for the real killers.

by Anonymousreply 2410/31/2013

Cooties!! Cooties!!

by Anonymousreply 2510/31/2013

Awesome, now I have something to watch with my Hulk Hogan sex tape when I'm in the mood.

by Anonymousreply 2610/31/2013

Dean is hot so it will be a delight to see his penis. Too bad it's going to be in someone hideous like Tori.

by Anonymousreply 2710/31/2013

It says everything about today's "culture" that the biggest humiliation is not having your sex tape "leaked" but that no one gives a fuck about yours.

by Anonymousreply 2810/31/2013

"stolen" aka they're broke and she needs any publicity to try and get her in the spotlight again

by Anonymousreply 2910/31/2013

A "biker friend" ?

by Anonymousreply 3010/31/2013

I know just how she's feeling...I've been through this myself.

by Anonymousreply 3110/31/2013

THIS is why we need to bring back Fantasy Island and The Love Boat - Crap Cruise programs, People.

We are failing our has-been D list stars by not providing them some employment in these Depression-era times.

Reality programs don't cut it. Cop procedural programs don't cut it. We need small vignettes of tired actors who will work for scale and we need them NOW.

by Anonymousreply 3210/31/2013

Not to worry, Tori.

If it leaks, all will be forgotten in about a week . . . trust me.

by Anonymousreply 3310/31/2013

When are we expected to see it?

by Anonymousreply 3410/31/2013

I'll only watch this tape if someone promises me that Tori had a paper bag over her face when it was made. Dean ok, but Tori is a deal breaker.

by Anonymousreply 3510/31/2013

is Dean cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 3610/31/2013

"Afterward, I checked my angles and they were good, so I allowed him to keep it."

Her father would be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 3710/31/2013

So, is this a review for one of their up coming episodes to their new reality show that everyone on DL as usual will watch?

by Anonymousreply 3810/31/2013

I thought this was a joke when I first read it.

by Anonymousreply 3910/31/2013

r28- excellent observation.

I'll admit, however that an exception my contention that I'll be staked to an anthill naked before I watch any celeb sex tape is the one of John Edwards & Rielle what's her-name.

Besides paid sex workers, I'll never understand why anybody agrees to be photographed or taped while naked and/or having sex.

by Anonymousreply 4010/31/2013

Here's the husband Dean.

I wouldn't mind seeing this in action.

by Anonymousreply 4110/31/2013

Her crazy ass mother is on tv going on about her luxurious mansion(that could house 50 people) but the daughter is peddling her ass for money.

by Anonymousreply 4210/31/2013

R41, Dean is only 43 and he looks older, yikes!

BTW, a lot of Canadian men are really handsome.

by Anonymousreply 4310/31/2013

This thread is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 4410/31/2013

This thread is useless without video or pics.

by Anonymousreply 4510/31/2013

Imagine Dean's red, veiny cock pounding in Tori's pale white, shaved and slightly loose vagina and you'll have the picture.

by Anonymousreply 4610/31/2013

If there were a sex tape stolen 2 years ago, it would have certainly already made its way to the public.

This is pathetic Tori putting out "feelers" to see if anyone MIGHT be interested and if there was interest (there wont be) she'd film one.

Hopefully she catches on that people DO want to see her husband and she forces him to do some Jerk Off vids that also got "stolen."

by Anonymousreply 4710/31/2013

[quote]This thread is useless without video or pics.

It's useless WITH them.

by Anonymousreply 4810/31/2013

I thought Tori was a "N.Y. Times bestselling author." What has she done with her undoubtedly huge royalty checks?

And who the fuck would ever buy one of her books?

by Anonymousreply 4910/31/2013

I bought one to smash open the liquor cabinet they hid sex tape in. It was a betamax....

by Anonymousreply 5010/31/2013

Tori and Dean have been offered a deal by porn mogul Steve Hirsch to release the tape for real.

In a letter to Spelling, Hirsch writes, "This is a serious offer for a real tape and it could yield significant returns to help you through your difficult financial situation."

by Anonymousreply 5110/31/2013

My God, if that tape fell into the wrong hands it could be lethal.

by Anonymousreply 5210/31/2013

R32 Count me in!

by Anonymousreply 5310/31/2013

[quote]Here's the husband Dean.

I wouldn't mind seeing this in action.

Easily done, simply wrap a few hundred dollar bills around your cock, he'll do the rest.

by Anonymousreply 5410/31/2013

[quote]If there were a sex tape stolen 2 years ago, it would have certainly already made its way to the public.

Yes, except anyone who attempts to views the tape dies from projectile vomiting and ocular hemorrhaging before it can be edited or copied.

by Anonymousreply 5510/31/2013

Then she can write an article: "We had to make sex tape to finance Dean's vasectomy!"

by Anonymousreply 5610/31/2013

Why does anyone think Dean is hot? His eyes are way too close together and he looks like a hatchet head.

by Anonymousreply 5710/31/2013

Their children must be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 5810/31/2013

She will no longer be allowed in the Peach Pit after the world sees her peach pit, I can promise you that.

by Anonymousreply 5910/31/2013

[quote]Yes, except anyone who attempts to views the tape dies from projectile vomiting and ocular hemorrhaging before it can be edited or copied.

A real life version of "The Ring"! Just in time for Halloween.

by Anonymousreply 6010/31/2013

I think his hotness is relative, r57.

by Anonymousreply 6110/31/2013

"I just wish someone would sit them down and say "look, your time is over"

Because her time never came. Her dad got her a spot on his show 20 years ago. Now she won't go away.

by Anonymousreply 6210/31/2013

[quote]Jesus did she go to the Kris Jenner school of PR?

Yes, she's currently studying for her StD

by Anonymousreply 6410/31/2013

Oh please!! Who would steal that tape? Just ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 6510/31/2013

It was stolen by the CIA, they were looking for something to replace waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay.

by Anonymousreply 6610/31/2013

It was stolen by Frothy Santorum, he wants it in schools to teach abstinence.

See, children? This can happen to YOU.

by Anonymousreply 6710/31/2013

Does everyone forget what a failure Kim Kardashian's sex tape was when her mom sold it?

It was a joke - even a sex tape couldn't get her fat ass any attention. Now that she's a famous whore, rather than an unknown whore, it's probably made some money.

The question is, will famous ex-whore Candy fork over the bucks to keep Tori and Dean from selling that tape?

by Anonymousreply 6810/31/2013

I bet Tori's vagina is a torn up mess, with lips that shiver at the mere mention of a sex tape. Her favorite word is moist.

by Anonymousreply 6910/31/2013

"THIS is why we need to bring back Fantasy Island and The Love Boat - Crap Cruise programs, People."

Don't forget Hotel!

by Anonymousreply 7010/31/2013

[quote]Does everyone forget what a failure Kim Kardashian's sex tape was when her mom sold it?

Are you nutz? That TAPE was what put her on the map. Until then she was nothing but Paris Hilton's club buddy. Paris hated that her taped was leaked, but it brought her notoriety. Where do you think Kardashian got the idea?

If Tori's tape gets leaked, you can bet Mamma will leave everything to the grandkids with strict provisions of them being twenty one tio collect. She will not let Dean get a penny.

by Anonymousreply 7110/31/2013

A friend of a friend rifles through their computer thinking, "Ooh, wonder if there's a sex tape on here that I can profit from!" [italic]Riiiight.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 7210/31/2013

[quote]The question is, will famous ex-whore Candy fork over the bucks to keep Tori and Dean from selling that tape?

Oh, please. I couldn't possibly be bothered. The world looks great from where I'm at!

by Anonymousreply 7310/31/2013

r47 I think it was dumb on her part to say it was stolen 2 years ago because it means there's absolutely no interest in it if it's been 2 years and still hasn't leaked. How humiliating.

These idiots don't even know how to leak a sex tape the right way.

by Anonymousreply 7410/31/2013

"It's wholesome fun for the entire family." Variety

by Anonymousreply 7510/31/2013

Apparently, according to some gossip columnists many moons ago, when Tori was younger and single she was known to be a major tramp in Hollywood.

Gosh, can you picture Candy renting a movie with some obscure title and Candy thinking that it sounds intriguing. And then Candy puts the DVD into the DVD player and there is her daughter and son-in-law! LOL!

by Anonymousreply 7610/31/2013

r71 Paris hated her tape being leaked? She made millions off it. She did not hate it. being leaked.

by Anonymousreply 7710/31/2013

The superfluous "biker friend" detail is amusing. What are we meant to infer from this?

by Anonymousreply 7810/31/2013

When you visit friends, do you go through all their stuff, do you actually sit down at their computer and filter through all their computer files? Seriously??

by Anonymousreply 7910/31/2013

[quote]When you visit friends, do you go through all their stuff, do you actually sit down at their computer and filter through all their computer files? Seriously??

Well if you're a n'ere do well like a "biker friend" you sure do!

by Anonymousreply 8010/31/2013

yawn

by Anonymousreply 8111/01/2013

Am I lucky?

by Anonymousreply 8211/01/2013

I REALLY don't want to see Dean having sex. That dude, very nice guy, but do not want to see that. Ick. Yuck. I don't even care about the rumors they can have him back.

by Anonymousreply 8311/01/2013

Omg, my eyes

by Anonymousreply 8411/01/2013

R83 How old are you? Lol. You write like a child. Maybe you are.

by Anonymousreply 8511/01/2013

[quote]Paris hated her tape being leaked? She made millions off it. She did not hate it. being leaked.

Yes she did. She fought it, but it was Rick Salomon's property. His camera, his tape. She ended up signing off on it because it was made clear to her that it was going to be released no matter what, so she might as well make money off it, but she was humiliated. Kardashian was the exact opposite and planned the whole thing and even shot the video with an audience in mind.

by Anonymousreply 8611/01/2013

Update: In a search for the thieves, the police are now searching nearby hospitals for any patients admitted for gouging their eyes out.

by Anonymousreply 8711/01/2013

Tori Spelling is the ugliest person in Hollywood. This is a fact. Her sextape will bring many men on the fence over to our side.

by Anonymousreply 8811/01/2013

R86 is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 8911/02/2013

The only "good camera angle" for this video would be on Dean's ass flexing while Tori's toes curl over his shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 9011/02/2013

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by Anonymousreply 9111/02/2013

R92 that was my question

by Anonymousreply 9211/06/2013

[quote]I REALLY don't want to see Dean having sex. That dude, very nice guy, but do not want to see that. Ick. Yuck.

What would be so bad about Dean having sex? He's a decent-looking guy.

Would you rather see Chris Christie doing it?

by Anonymousreply 9311/07/2013

If they used this tape to torture terrorists, would it be a violation of the Geneva Convention?

by Anonymousreply 9411/09/2013

She's so damn ugly does anyone even care?

by Anonymousreply 9511/09/2013

According to legend, those who watch the tape get a disturbing phone call and die seven days later.

by Anonymousreply 9611/09/2013

[quote]Former celebrities like Spelling and so many others are just pathetic trying to stay in the spotlight. I just wish someone would sit them down and say "look, your time is over and you're making a fool of yourself. You need to find something else to do and get some fullfillment out of life."

Exactly what I was thinking. It's ridiculous. Go to school, get a skill, and get a job.

by Anonymousreply 9711/09/2013

puhleeze they are broke

this story is fake

they are selling it themselves

by Anonymousreply 9811/09/2013

According to a blind item on the fake lawyer's site, Tori is shopping the idea of a "stolen" sex tape being released and her angst-ridden reaction to it. She's trying to wring another season out of her reality show.

Can't we just give the cunt another season if she promises to never, ever release a sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 9902/15/2015

Tori has nothing to worry about: in the "stolen tape" she's wearing two brown Ralph's grocery bags on her head--at Dean's insistence--as usual.

by Anonymousreply 10002/15/2015
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