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Chris Brown Checks Into Rehab

Chris Brown is headed to rehab following his weekend scuffle and arrest while still on probation for beating up Rihanna in 2009.

"Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility," his rep says in a statement. "His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point."

The Grammy-winning R&B singer, 24, and his bodyguard Christopher Hollosy were released without bail from a Washington, D.C., jail Monday after a felony assault charge was reduced to a misdemeanor.

They had been arrested early Sunday morning following an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel. The man was treated at the hospital and released. Brown's attorney denied the singer committed a crime.

Brown's sentence for the 2009 incident involving Rihanna also included community service and a yearlong domestic violence course.

by Miareply 2110/30/2013

Execute him!

by Miareply 110/30/2013

huh. I didn't realize they had a rehabilitation program for "asshole."

by Miareply 210/30/2013

Oh, the classic dodge!

by Miareply 310/30/2013

He'll leave as soon as the press coverage dies down, if he doesn't get thrown out for assaulting a nurse.

by Miareply 410/30/2013

racism! racism!

by Miareply 510/30/2013

No serious residential rehab would admit a patient with a history of unprovoked violence against other human beings.

If he attacks someone in rehab, the place will lose millions - and will be rightfully liable for any damage caused by this asshole.

by Miareply 610/30/2013

they took Lindsay Lohan's father on Celebrity Rehab.

by Miareply 710/30/2013

I said "serious" residential rehab.

by Miareply 810/30/2013

He looks very unhealthy, his face is sunken

by Miareply 910/30/2013

Meth or coke?

by Miareply 1010/30/2013

Isn't this a convenient way to avoid jail?

by Miareply 1110/30/2013

Good for him, I hope he gets some help and gets back on track. He's way too hot and sexy to keep down this path.

by Miareply 1210/30/2013

I thought Helen Keller died a long time ago, but apparently she's alive and well at R12.

by Miareply 1310/30/2013

Sexy. Yes.

Big, albeit thin, dick? Yes.

Rumored to adore cock and balls? Yes.

And therein hides the deep problem. All speculation, of course.

by Miareply 1410/30/2013

How is it that this asshole is considered a star. Who wants to listen to anything this pityful clown has to say ? Go away forever please

by Miareply 1510/30/2013

Yes it is, R11, also known as "Lohan Rehab" or Lohab.

R12, the short bus will pick you up at 12:30.

by Miareply 1610/30/2013

Pity me, I continue to think he is hot.

by Miareply 1710/30/2013

Chris has to gain some weight and take a long shower for him to be sexy to me again. And stop using slurs against his gay brethren. And stop being a cunt.

And he still has absolutely no ass to speak of.

by Miareply 1810/30/2013

Big but thin cock?

It looks like the kind of shoelace I use on my brown work boots. With about as much rigor.

by Miareply 1910/30/2013

You can't tell me you wouldn't eat that like some licorice vine candy....

by Miareply 2010/30/2013

I'd certainly rather see a sex tape with him than with Tori Spelling.

by Miareply 2110/30/2013
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