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A Bottom Virgin

I've never bottomed before.

Do most guys douche before bottoming, or is it not necessary? I'd be overwhelmingly embarrassed if my friend found me dirty.

by Anonymousreply 1510/31/2013

Douche first.

by Anonymousreply 110/29/2013

So you have always topped OP?

And how old are you?

by Anonymousreply 210/29/2013

poops are people too...

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2013

OP, just remember what your dad said: "Push down like you're taking a shit."

Santorum will be the furthest thing from your mind.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2013

I could never be a bottom. They [bold]say[/bold] douche, but what they [bold]mean[/bold] is enema. I'm not giving myself an enema just to be with some guy. Ickkk.

by Anonymousreply 510/29/2013

You don't have to go that far - just be sure you drop the kids off at the pool before getting frisky.

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2013

You are dirty. A dirty whore.

by Anonymousreply 710/29/2013

[R6] You don't have to take an enema. All you need do is rinse out the colon. Many routinely rinse out the colon using 8 to 12 ounces of warm water after taking a dump. Always fresh and ready.

by Anonymousreply 810/29/2013

Don't we have this thread once a month?

by Anonymousreply 910/29/2013

yeah buck up, go to the store, and by some fleet enemas. when you empty the bottle, just refill it with water - lather, rinse, repeat ;o) plus, some pre lubing may be suggested - prep work always pays off ---- and if you have some dildo-ish devices for making the muscles back there more pliant.... an excersize id recommend is sitting on the can, reaching between your legs and with your hand like its gripping a bowling ball, put your thumb next to your peen for leverage, and put your finger up your butt, and pull forward --- and don't be shy - do this for a few 30 second intervals....... I have a too tight hole, which is inconvienent.

by Anonymousreply 1010/29/2013

After I take a dump in the mornings I almost immediately take my newly-purchased butt plug, dip it in Vaseline and then shimmy it into my ass. My ass is so flexible at that time! Then I put on some porn and I masturbate myself into heaven.

I should mention I am 49 years old and single so I guess the cleaning would need to be more comprehensive with a boyfriend. I am a gay male not a woman.

by Anonymousreply 1110/29/2013

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 1210/31/2013

I have had countless cocks in my whorish ass and not once have I douched and never have one bad situation. I guess it all depends on the person.

by Anonymousreply 1310/31/2013
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