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Let's pretend we are "Absolutely Fabulous".

I'm don Alfonso de Colombo. Edina pretends that I supply her with wicker baskets, but Saffron knows that I am really a coke dealer.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 12801/19/2015

"Parasite!"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 110/29/2013

I'm Mrs. Monsoon, wondering where the fingers are on my washing-up gloves.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 210/29/2013

I'd Eddie's "slacks".

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 310/29/2013

Are the models too young? Any younger and they'll be throwing foetuses down the catwalk.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 410/29/2013

I'm trapped in the panic room.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 510/29/2013

I'm the Hoover that fell out of the window while Bubbles was doing the sills.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 610/29/2013

This is a story of a self raising flower...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 710/29/2013

I'm [italic]Bettina[/italic], the queen of minimalism.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 810/29/2013

I'm Bel-Air, where people get so much work done.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 910/29/2013

I'm the dead dolphin.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1010/29/2013

I'm the woman in the car who honks at Edina trying to turn her Alfa Romeo.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1110/29/2013

I'm God. I see your disease. I don't need a heap of letters. Be healed! Be healed!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1210/29/2013

I'm the old French man who grabs money out of stupid tourist's hands.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1310/29/2013

I'm the [italic]Oddbins[/italic] Patsy lives above.

And a separate section for liqueurs is indeed a very good idea.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1410/29/2013

I'm the woman who gives Edina her spray tan

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1510/29/2013

I'm 72

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1610/29/2013

Im the door handle Patsie and Eddie go to New York to check out...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1710/29/2013

I'm Jackie and my resolution is to avoid going under the knife for yet another year

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1810/29/2013

uh that would be Patsy...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 1910/29/2013

I'm the snobby miss who only works in a shop, ya know.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2010/29/2013

I'm the the mentally deranged meths drinker, wearing a Vivienne Westwood catsuit and Chanel suede mules.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2110/29/2013

I'm Patsy's penis that fell off after a year.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2210/29/2013

I'm the drag queen Gran mistakes for Patsy.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2310/29/2013

I'm a LaCroix two sizes too small stretched across Eddie...sweetie.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2410/29/2013

I'm the black rent boy, hoping I don't have to fuck Eddi.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2510/29/2013

I'm the selection of Romanian babies you can have delivered.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2610/29/2013

I'm a sticker with a green tree on it, signifying I'm kind to trees.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2710/29/2013

I'm Eddie's erstwhile hairdresser/pimp with a voddie/tonic in his hand: "Oh, you're a whore with your hair!"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2810/29/2013

I'm a bee. Or perhaps a small shoe.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 2910/29/2013

I's the cute Moroccan boy Saffy fucked.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3010/29/2013

I'm Sabina, Naked Snake Charmer!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3110/29/2013

I'm something terrible on the stairs.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3210/29/2013

I'm the talking stick.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3310/29/2013

I'm the menopause.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3410/29/2013

I'm Pop Specs, sweetie, Pop Specs!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3510/29/2013

I got Humphrey and Andre coming over...I'd rather not have you around...I'm hoping for a little imaginative synthesis tonight, and can frankly do without the competition.

BEAT IT!!!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3610/29/2013

I'm the champagne for Lulu!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3710/29/2013

I am the authoress of "Hey, It's Great To Grieve!"

I have seen "Beaches" 16 times!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3810/29/2013

I'm Patsy's tits, painted to look like... tits.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 3910/29/2013

I'm the great transmugarance Eddie is smelling.

Then I'm Titicaca's neck burn.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4010/29/2013

There you go again--mistaking me for someone who gives a damn!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4110/29/2013

r48 is Saffy's midget fiance.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4310/29/2013

Don't question me, r48.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4410/29/2013

I'm carpets. I'm madness. I'm carpet madness.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4510/29/2013

I'm smoked salmon nibbly things

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4610/29/2013

You bitch troll from hell, r48.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4710/29/2013

Pats, I'm 72

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4810/29/2013

Ooo..., she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 4910/29/2013

I'm the stupid people.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5010/29/2013

I'm just the one, dear.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5110/29/2013

I'm the Eskimo papoose.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5210/29/2013

I'm the heat in Marrakech that melts people down to the ground on contact.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5310/29/2013

I am thin and gorgeous!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5410/29/2013

It's Parralox, darling!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5510/29/2013

I am something in a blue cagoule hovering outside.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5610/29/2013

I am Dawn French. You will ask me if you could just say something, and I reply, "Yes."

And then you say, "You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes."

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5710/30/2013

I'm a-walking down the road

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5810/30/2013

I am the acupuncture needle that has worked its way down from Eddie's head to her big toe and I need total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs to be extracted. (What is this..Eastern Europe?)

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 5910/30/2013

I'm Patsy's ex brother-in-law, the one who was made into a cagoule.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6010/30/2013

I'm the pan.

CHUCK IT DOWN THE PAN!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6110/30/2013

I'm the can of cider Saffy's taking to the dorm party.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6210/30/2013

I'm the little piece of dribble piss.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6310/30/2013

I’m the gorgeous window at Yamishi’s new shop with the great huge swathe of white chiffon and terracotta pots. Where they sell terracotta pots and white chiffon or maybe both.. I don’t know

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6410/30/2013

I'm Japanese now.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6510/30/2013

I"m Britt. Brit. Bri. Br. B.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6610/30/2013

I'm the dead batteries in the window at Frick & Frack & Nick & Knack.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6710/30/2013

I'm Patsy's appetite, which hasn't been seen since 1977...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6810/30/2013

I'm a dwarf named Minnie Driver.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 6910/30/2013

I'm Marshall, channeling Shep Smith, "Where's my fucking drink!"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7010/30/2013

I'm the knife Jennifer Saunders thrust into Dawn French's back.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7110/30/2013

I AM the Maybach! I will Maybach you! Smell my Maybach!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7210/30/2013

I am Patsy's "grief" -- "Mrs. M, I condole you"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7310/31/2013

I am a little animal, runs about, not a rat but a ...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7410/31/2013

I am [italic]modern[/italic]. But not what modern was, post-modern. But what it is. Just new. I am what it will be. You know, when you're at the dentist and there's like that chair and cling-clang, the big light comes down and you just spit and spit. The thing you spit in, that bowl, that's what I am.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7510/31/2013

I'm art

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7610/31/2013

I'm just plunked

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7710/31/2013

Let's pretend we're Ab Fab of the 90s when the show was still funny.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7810/31/2013

I'm the whip.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 7910/31/2013

I'm the Lacroix earrings Eddie didn't really like anyways.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8010/31/2013

I am the can opener that Eddie doesn't know how to use so I am just whacked against the side of the can in frustration.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8110/31/2013

I'm the drag queen Mother mistakes for Patsy.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8210/31/2013

I'm the pills in "I WANT them to kill me!"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8310/31/2013

I'm Alexandra Bastedo, bitter that I only got a cameo rather than the role of Patsy.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8410/31/2013

Listen to Mummy's funny voice, sweetie.

I'm the...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8510/31/2013

Maybe my favorite sight gag in the series.

I am the open car door that Eddie falls out from time after time after time.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8610/31/2013

I'm the Cosmo quiz Eddie and Saffy take..."Have you shagged? Will you shag? Is he shag-able?"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8711/01/2013

I'm just the shop clerk at an art gallery.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8811/01/2013

I'm the dolphin she kept in her room

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 8911/01/2013

I'm one of those homophobic remedies

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9011/01/2013

I'm one of the bastard babies Patsy's mother scattered like a giant sprinkler into the four corners of the earth

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9111/01/2013

I am the slot machine.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9211/01/2013

[R84] I feel love...

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9311/01/2013

I'm Mummy's tears. I go squish squish.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9411/02/2013

I'm the art gallery attendant. I only work in a shop but I have ATTITUDE.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9511/02/2013

I'm the steering wheel and somebody stole me.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9611/02/2013

I'm Bombay Mix, sweetie!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9711/02/2013

I am a somewhat soiled and smelly copy of "The Female Eunuch."

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9811/02/2013

I'm the moustache ruthlessly ripped from Saffy's top lip.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 9911/02/2013

r108, that was Cherysh..."with a Y."

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10011/02/2013

I'm the worst 8 hours of Patsy's life she wasn't drinking.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10111/02/2013

I'm the fly caught in a web that Eddy always has to check.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10211/03/2013

I am the cute little shop with a front window display of great swathes of white chiffon and terra cotta pots.

"What do they sell Patsy?"

"Umm, white chiffon and terra cotta pots!"

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10311/03/2013

So many repetitive posts.

I suppose that is what Saffy's school friends called original.

God help us all. The stupid tax should be paid by many of you.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10411/03/2013

You're fat Eddy you're fat.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10511/03/2013

I am Princess Diana (Ann) Diana (Ann) Diana (Ann) possibly with daughter

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10611/04/2013

Im the bottle of poppers Eddie sniffs after paging through Razzle Magazine

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10711/07/2013

I'm not being degraded.

I'm the one with the whip.

R88, how you doing'?

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10811/07/2013

I'm the week Eddy spent celebrating her private parts. I was spent painting them, drawing them, writing poetry to them, and treating them to a three course meal at a restaurant of their choice.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 10906/21/2014

I'm Patsy's lost member in Morroco bumping this thread.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11001/19/2015

I am Charles Dance from Game of Thrones in Morocco.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11101/19/2015

I'm Penny Wentworth Howe. And you're STILL FAT!

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11201/19/2015

r112 If you did, then you're incorrect TWICE. Her name is Penny Casper Morse.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11301/19/2015

Oh, that was my old name. I've simply remarried... and changed my maiden name as well ... I discovered my real father, you see. Yes, that's it.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11401/19/2015

I'm the bin bags.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11501/19/2015

I'm the little thumb up Justin Timberlake's ass.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11601/19/2015

I'm just caught up in the drama of it.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11701/19/2015

I'm Patsy's last meal. In 1973.

by Wipe your nose, Patsy!reply 11801/19/2015
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