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Subliminal persuasion

I have a friend who always scrubs the crotch of his new jeans with steel wool until it looks faded. He says people treat him nicer if they think he has a well used penis. What are your tricks of subliminal persuasion?

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2013

Nothing new. I first read that in one of the TALES OF THE CITY books. So people were doing it at least as far back as the '70s.

by Anonymousreply 110/29/2013

Sometimes I think half the trouser tents I see in the office are fake.

by Anonymousreply 210/29/2013

I mutter very fast in a quiet voice, "You want me," and when they say, "What?" I say, "Noting." And then I do it again.

Very effective, this subliminal persuasion.

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2013

I steal peoples clocks.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2013

To Hell with scrubbing my jeans, I scrub the head of my cock with steel wool, for that well used penis look.

by Anonymousreply 510/29/2013

I used to close sales by brushing the customer's arm.

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2013
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