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Britney Spears’ songs are being used to scare away Somali pirates (No Joke!)

Britney Spears’ hits are apparently being blasted out to deter kidnap attacks by Somali pirates, merchant navy officer Rachel Owens revealed to Metro UK.

Owens revealed that Spears’ chart-toppers Oops! I Did It Again and Baby One More Time have proven to be the most effective at keeping the pirates at bay.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2013

That Friday song would be gold for such purposes, but perhaps unkind to the crew.

by Anonymousreply 110/29/2013

I think its against the Muslim religion for men to hear a woman sing. This might be like using pork products like pig fat to deter them.

by Anonymousreply 210/29/2013

I wish someone had thought of this sooner. We could have ended the Iraq & Afghanistan wars much faster.

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2013

I used to sleep with this Somali pirate and he HATED when I played Britney.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2013
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