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My FB was in Japan for a week...

And just got back yesterday. He wants to see me this weekend. How long should I wait until the radioactivity dissipates?

He says he hasn't turned into a nuclear Phantom of the Opera like freak, but I just want to ensure parts of me won't fall off mid-coitus.

Can you role play with a Geiger Counter?

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 1110/29/2013

dON'T DO IT!!! rEMEMBER sILkWOOD?

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 110/29/2013

Little secret, OP: he calls you radioactive.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 210/29/2013

R2 we love doing it in the shower, but it never involved wire brushes.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 310/29/2013

Nucular bump.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 410/29/2013

Ur facebook was in Japan

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 510/29/2013

I don't know, OP, but if he has glowing cum, then I call a Biohazard Unit.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 610/29/2013

Tell him to jerk off a few times before you meet up and he'll be clean enough to suck and swallow by the weekend.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 710/29/2013

Have him send you a sample of his spunk before you do the deed. If it glows in the dark please refrain from any future sexual activity.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 810/29/2013

tick, tick, tick

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 910/29/2013

He may be larger "down there". Godzilla larger.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 1010/29/2013

R10 - please take a bow. That was awesome.

by His 9" of uncut glory awaitsreply 1110/29/2013
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