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When Madonna dies

What will be your comment on Datalounge? Compassion, indifference, full-tilt snark?

by Dita Parloreply 2110/30/2013

We hate to see you go. NOT!

by Dita Parloreply 110/28/2013

"And it seems to me you lived your life like a manhole in the wind."

by Dita Parloreply 210/28/2013

Who offers indifferent commentary on DL?

by Dita Parloreply 310/28/2013

If only you could have gotten run over by a bus in 1979, Madge.

by Dita Parloreply 410/28/2013

It depends. Will Madonna die getting plastic surgery, or will the coroner rule "death by sexual misadventure? If it's both, well, I just won't be able to control myself.

by Dita Parloreply 510/28/2013

I guess I will feel the same way my parents felt when Elvis died: indifferent regarding the passing of the last generation's pop culture artifact.

by Dita Parloreply 610/28/2013

Is she an organ donor? I wonder who's getting her parts.

by Dita Parloreply 710/28/2013

The Crypt Keeper will never die.

by Dita Parloreply 810/28/2013




by Dita Parloreply 910/28/2013

[quote]I wonder who's getting her parts.

Her parts are spoken for. Don't even think about it.

by Dita Parloreply 1010/28/2013

Oh, Madge is gone?


by Dita Parloreply 1110/28/2013

It's about time.

by Dita Parloreply 1210/28/2013

What was on her iPod?

Die Another Day.

by Dita Parloreply 1310/28/2013

The thread should be properly titled, "IF Madonna Dies," since she's clearly sold her soul to the Devil.

by Dita Parloreply 1410/28/2013

She's only a year older than I am so I probably won't be feeling too chirpy about it.

by Dita Parloreply 1510/28/2013

My reaction will be a shrug. I'll ignore the threads and leave her fans in peace though. I don't hate her really, she just bores me.

by Dita Parloreply 1610/28/2013

Whether you're anti/pro Madonna, the DL will be in full meltdown mode for at least two days.

by Dita Parloreply 1710/28/2013

I might feel slightly sad

but I wont cry.

by Dita Parloreply 1810/30/2013

[quote]It depends.

She's already wearing them.

by Dita Parloreply 1910/30/2013

Madonna's fans are already dying off.

by Dita Parloreply 2010/30/2013

She doesn't smoke, only occasionally drinks wine, does not do drugs, eats only salads, works out daily, has a rocking body.

She will outlive us all!

by Dita Parloreply 2110/30/2013
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