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I saw a girl on Grindr this weekend

She said she was looking for a "gay bestie."

Really? Girls are on Grindr to find gay BFFs?

by Anonymousreply 2910/31/2013

Maybe she's doing her Ph.D. thesis?

by Anonymousreply 110/28/2013

Report her. Fuck those cunts who want to horn in on our world.

by Anonymousreply 210/28/2013

Was her name Cillian by any chance?

by Anonymousreply 310/28/2013

eeewww kill it!

by Anonymousreply 410/28/2013

How fat was she? Two airplane seats, or three?

by Anonymousreply 510/28/2013

[all posts by racist flame bait troll removed, ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 610/28/2013

Bombard her with graphic cock and ass shots and ask her if she's into snowballing and feltching, and follow up with photos depicting those acts. That, or repeatedly harass and berate her with comments like "we aren't your pets" and "check out the zoo if you like gawking so much" and "fuck off, breeder cunt". Tell her if she thinks being gay is so cute she should walk with a girlfriend holding hands late at night and see how cute she thinks it is when she gets bashed.

Seriously, have fun with it and teach her a lesson. I'm really tired of so-called "straight allies" who think we exist for no reason but their entertainment and free makeovers.

by Anonymousreply 710/28/2013

I totally blame "Will & Grace."

by Anonymousreply 810/28/2013

I once had a dear friend you saw a girl on Grindr, and then she died.

by Anonymousreply 910/28/2013

Peggy Noonan saw a Mexican.

by Anonymousreply 1010/28/2013

I saw mama and she's a girl!

by Anonymousreply 1110/28/2013

Maybe the women she knows are boring as hell, so better to go gay?

by Anonymousreply 1210/28/2013

Having a very low tolerance for jealous females, and not needing any more solicitations from males, I was discussing how to meet interested "gay besties" with a stereotypical overweight "fag hag." She suggested invading gay bars. I told her that I had tried it and got too many unwanted offers for 3-somes. She is just one deluded example of someone who would mistakenly invade Grindr.

By the way, I am not looking to discuss makeup trends nor watch sports.

by Anonymousreply 1310/28/2013

"Women have a complete inability to stay the fuck out and away"

I think it's instinctual and they are helpless to resist it. Something about a fear of not having access to sperm for their heaving wombs.

Ever check out a guy and a woman's head swivels instinctively toward you? When I check out a guy's basket from a bus, the woman in the passenger seat will crane her head up, back, whatever... to investigate the alarm that has sounded deep inside her.

by Anonymousreply 1410/28/2013

R13, are you male or female? Your post makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 1510/28/2013

R15, Of course I'm female.

by Anonymousreply 1610/28/2013

She had been at an AA meeting, hadn't she?

by Anonymousreply 1710/28/2013

Joey, that wasn't mama. That was one of those fags that dresses like her and moves its mouth to her songs. Now, get off the computer or I'll bedazzle your ass!

by Anonymousreply 1810/28/2013

ITA @ R7. They need to stop thinking of gay men as safe, asexual cartoon characters. Time to scare them. Make them recoil in horror, pick up their dolls and run home.

by Anonymousreply 1910/28/2013

I bet it was Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 2010/28/2013

Why are we so scared of girls?

by Anonymousreply 2110/28/2013

Tell her we don't do that anymore. That was just in 90s romcoms.

by Anonymousreply 2210/28/2013

I had a girl message me on OkCupid who had just moved to the area and was looking for friends. Struck as bizarre, I am clearly on here looking for other gay men for a potential new boyfriend, not to be your new bestie.

by Anonymousreply 2310/28/2013

A woman on Grindr?


by Anonymousreply 2410/28/2013

Be my bestie r23. BE MY BESTIE. I'm capitalizing for you.

by Anonymousreply 2510/28/2013

OK Cupid, lol How old are you, R23... 17? Does anyone over 16 use OK Cupid?

by Anonymousreply 2610/28/2013

Did "she" have a big dick, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2710/28/2013

Oh, it's a thing.

by Anonymousreply 2810/31/2013

All of those girls in R28's link have a stereotypical notion of what gay men are like. We're fun and cute and we like shopping and talking about Lady GagGag. We're neutered, non sexual, non threatening court jesters.

The previous poster is right. It's time to put some fear into the hearts of straighties.

by Anonymousreply 2910/31/2013
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