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My new boyfriends sits on the toilet when he pees and then wipes his penis with a tissue.

Do I have to break up with him?

by Anonymousreply 4410/28/2013

If you do, can I have him?

by Anonymousreply 110/27/2013

Maybe you should at least give him space when he's on the toilet! SHEESH.

by Anonymousreply 210/27/2013

Buy him some Sta-Dri Peenie Pads.

by Anonymousreply 310/27/2013

Maybe he wants to totally empty his bladder.

by Anonymousreply 410/27/2013

Are all his siblings women? Wee-URD!

by Anonymousreply 510/27/2013

No, he needs to break up with you.

by Anonymousreply 610/27/2013

Give him to me please!

by Anonymousreply 710/27/2013

I think it depends on whether he's also that boner-killingly feminine in other aspects of his life.

by Anonymousreply 810/27/2013

"...and then wipes his penis with a tissue."

You expect him to leave his foreskin curtain up, OP?

by Anonymousreply 910/27/2013

I do that, too. I tend to like my penis dry after peeing.

by Anonymousreply 1010/27/2013

Does he wipe top to bottom, or bottom to top?

by Anonymousreply 1110/27/2013

OP, you have no boundaries. Life will be difficult - for everyone around you.

by Anonymousreply 1210/27/2013

And does he stand up to wipe?

by Anonymousreply 1310/27/2013

Depends on how large the penis is.

by Anonymousreply 1410/27/2013

Are you sure he isn't really female?

by Anonymousreply 1510/27/2013

Does he wipe bottom to top or top to bottom?

by Anonymousreply 1610/27/2013

That's no penis, it's an oversized clit.

by Anonymousreply 1710/27/2013

I think you're a cunt. He deserves better.

by Anonymousreply 1810/27/2013

Is he a celeb? If so, who is he?

by Anonymousreply 1910/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 2010/27/2013

Only if you like the smell and taste of dried urine and find urine spots on underwear a mark of class.

by Anonymousreply 2110/28/2013

You can wipe and wipe as much as you please, but there's always a drop for the BVDs.

by Anonymousreply 2210/28/2013

OP doesn't want to admit that he wants to lick it dry.

by Anonymousreply 2310/28/2013

I have issues emptying my bladder due to nerve damage I sustained in an accident over a decade ago. It's difficult to start peeing, I often have a weak stream, and I tend to dribble a long time before finally stopping. I need to do kegels and other tricks to fully stop it else I continue to leak after I've pulled up my pants. I've found that sitting to pee is easier for three reasons. One, I empty my bladder more efficiently in that position; two, I'm less likely to "leave a mess" dribbling and kegel-ing pee all over; third, it's just easier to sit since it takes me a while to pee.

Yes it sucks (I'm only in my 40s and I've been dealing with this for over a decade). I have to laugh that sitting to pee is considered "eff-eminate". I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people. I sit to pee for reasons that have nothing at all to do with gender roles or masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 2410/28/2013

I only pee sitting down at home. Why stand when you can sit?

by Anonymousreply 2510/28/2013

Lordy, OP, stop being such a massive control freak.

My BF does this too. I asked him why once. He's very tall (well over 6 feet) and if he pisses standing up it splashes everywhere. So he doesn't.

End of story. Normal, sane, non-mentally ill people don't worry about how others eliminate waste, OP. Let it go.

by Anonymousreply 2610/28/2013

I don't know why people get freaked when guys do this. Jesus, grow the fuck up. Just because we have a hose means we need to stand and spray all over the goddamned place? And it is better for your urinary health because your bladder does more fully empty. Our bladders were designed for peeing while sitting down, not standing up.

by Anonymousreply 2710/28/2013

If I were building a house I would put urinals in the bathrooms and use those fancy Toto toilets w/ the built-in bidet.

Yes, I would.

I for one cannot pay sitting down easily. Even while taking a shit, I have to finish up and hitch of my pants before I need to turn around and take a short whiz. Just the way my body is wired.

by Anonymousreply 2810/28/2013

That's not the only way it's weird, R28.

by Anonymousreply 2910/28/2013

My new boyfriend has a mirror in front of his toilet. Granted it's on the back of the door, but who shits with the door open. Anyway you're sitting on the toilet, doing your business or douching for a night of fun, and all you can see is yourself sitting their in the mirror. It's not a good look.

by Anonymousreply 3010/28/2013

r30 Is there smegma all over it?

by Anonymousreply 3110/28/2013

Men who piss sitting down do not exercise their sphincter muscle as much as men who stand up to piss. As a result, it becomes weaker and a bit looser. This will result in less control over erections, flatulence and, possibly, an increased risk of prostate problems. On the bright side, it makes getting fucked much easier (though less enjoyable for the top). So guys, stand up to piss and give that hole a workout several times a day!!

by Anonymousreply 3210/28/2013

Link, R32? Where did you hear that nonsense?

by Anonymousreply 3310/28/2013

1,834 people like this

by Anonymousreply 3410/28/2013

I went to a party where sitting atop the toilet tank was a mirror so we could watch ourselves pee. "Time (magazine) Man of the Year" was in the upper left corner.

by Anonymousreply 3510/28/2013

Ridiculous, r32. That would mean women have loose sphincters.

by Anonymousreply 3610/28/2013

My ex was 6'5". He always sat to pee. Claimed it was too far to aim without splashing or spritzing. He was also a clean freak.

by Anonymousreply 3710/28/2013

OP, does your new boyfriend have a Prince Albert?

by Anonymousreply 3810/28/2013

Most toilets are low. The older I get it's more difficult to get up from bowl. Have to grab sink to balance myself, so I stand except for #2.

by Anonymousreply 3910/28/2013

I wonder what the stats are for guys who just take care of it while their sitting on the commode going #2? Though no one would ever admit it.

Hey, if his dick hits the water when he sits down, keep him.

by Anonymousreply 4010/28/2013

"boyfriends", OP?

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 4110/28/2013

Yes, break up with him and then die alone.

by Anonymousreply 4210/28/2013

R40, what do you mean by "take care of it"?

by Anonymousreply 4310/28/2013

[quote]I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people.

Oh, honey.

by Anonymousreply 4410/28/2013
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