Do I have to break up with him?
My new boyfriends sits on the toilet when he pees and then wipes his penis with a tissue.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/28/2013|
If you do, can I have him?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/27/2013|
Maybe you should at least give him space when he's on the toilet! SHEESH.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/27/2013|
Buy him some Sta-Dri Peenie Pads.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/27/2013|
Maybe he wants to totally empty his bladder.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/27/2013|
Are all his siblings women? Wee-URD!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/27/2013|
No, he needs to break up with you.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/27/2013|
Give him to me please!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/27/2013|
I think it depends on whether he's also that boner-killingly feminine in other aspects of his life.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/27/2013|
"...and then wipes his penis with a tissue."
You expect him to leave his foreskin curtain up, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/27/2013|
Does he wipe top to bottom, or bottom to top?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/27/2013|
OP, you have no boundaries. Life will be difficult - for everyone around you.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/27/2013|
And does he stand up to wipe?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/27/2013|
Depends on how large the penis is.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/27/2013|
Are you sure he isn't really female?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/27/2013|
Does he wipe bottom to top or top to bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/27/2013|
That's no penis, it's an oversized clit.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/27/2013|
I think you're a cunt. He deserves better.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/27/2013|
Is he a celeb? If so, who is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/27/2013|
IT'S A GOOD HABIT TO HAVE. ALL MEN SHOULD DO THIS.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/27/2013|
Only if you like the smell and taste of dried urine and find urine spots on underwear a mark of class.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/28/2013|
You can wipe and wipe as much as you please, but there's always a drop for the BVDs.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/28/2013|
OP doesn't want to admit that he wants to lick it dry.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/28/2013|
I have issues emptying my bladder due to nerve damage I sustained in an accident over a decade ago. It's difficult to start peeing, I often have a weak stream, and I tend to dribble a long time before finally stopping. I need to do kegels and other tricks to fully stop it else I continue to leak after I've pulled up my pants. I've found that sitting to pee is easier for three reasons. One, I empty my bladder more efficiently in that position; two, I'm less likely to "leave a mess" dribbling and kegel-ing pee all over; third, it's just easier to sit since it takes me a while to pee.
Yes it sucks (I'm only in my 40s and I've been dealing with this for over a decade). I have to laugh that sitting to pee is considered "eff-eminate". I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people. I sit to pee for reasons that have nothing at all to do with gender roles or masculinity.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/28/2013|
I only pee sitting down at home. Why stand when you can sit?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/28/2013|
Lordy, OP, stop being such a massive control freak.
My BF does this too. I asked him why once. He's very tall (well over 6 feet) and if he pisses standing up it splashes everywhere. So he doesn't.
End of story. Normal, sane, non-mentally ill people don't worry about how others eliminate waste, OP. Let it go.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/28/2013|
I don't know why people get freaked when guys do this. Jesus, grow the fuck up. Just because we have a hose means we need to stand and spray all over the goddamned place? And it is better for your urinary health because your bladder does more fully empty. Our bladders were designed for peeing while sitting down, not standing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/28/2013|
If I were building a house I would put urinals in the bathrooms and use those fancy Toto toilets w/ the built-in bidet.
Yes, I would.
I for one cannot pay sitting down easily. Even while taking a shit, I have to finish up and hitch of my pants before I need to turn around and take a short whiz. Just the way my body is wired.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/28/2013|
That's not the only way it's weird, R28.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/28/2013|
My new boyfriend has a mirror in front of his toilet. Granted it's on the back of the door, but who shits with the door open. Anyway you're sitting on the toilet, doing your business or douching for a night of fun, and all you can see is yourself sitting their in the mirror. It's not a good look.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/28/2013|
r30 Is there smegma all over it?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/28/2013|
Men who piss sitting down do not exercise their sphincter muscle as much as men who stand up to piss. As a result, it becomes weaker and a bit looser. This will result in less control over erections, flatulence and, possibly, an increased risk of prostate problems. On the bright side, it makes getting fucked much easier (though less enjoyable for the top). So guys, stand up to piss and give that hole a workout several times a day!!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/28/2013|
Link, R32? Where did you hear that nonsense?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/28/2013|
1,834 people like this
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/28/2013|
I went to a party where sitting atop the toilet tank was a mirror so we could watch ourselves pee. "Time (magazine) Man of the Year" was in the upper left corner.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/28/2013|
Ridiculous, r32. That would mean women have loose sphincters.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/28/2013|
My ex was 6'5". He always sat to pee. Claimed it was too far to aim without splashing or spritzing. He was also a clean freak.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/28/2013|
OP, does your new boyfriend have a Prince Albert?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/28/2013|
Most toilets are low. The older I get it's more difficult to get up from bowl. Have to grab sink to balance myself, so I stand except for #2.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/28/2013|
I wonder what the stats are for guys who just take care of it while their sitting on the commode going #2? Though no one would ever admit it.
Hey, if his dick hits the water when he sits down, keep him.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/28/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/28/2013|
Yes, break up with him and then die alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/28/2013|
R40, what do you mean by "take care of it"?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/28/2013|
[quote]I'm so masculine I'm always assumed to be straight, even by fellow gay people.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/28/2013|