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Unretarded Celebs Who Look Retarded

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by Anonymousreply 8311/03/2013


by Anonymousreply 110/27/2013

This thread shows how sad this site has become.

by Anonymousreply 210/27/2013

In fairness to Britney, I believe she actually is borderline retarded, as they used to say.

I guess a more polite way to say it would be to state that she's clearly at the lower end of the normal IQ spectrum.

And then you add in her mental issues... give her a break.

by Anonymousreply 310/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 410/27/2013

Ozzy and his offspring

by Anonymousreply 510/27/2013

This theead is embarrassing. Datalounge used to be clever; this type of drivel is pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 610/27/2013

Ryan Reynolds.

Taylor Lautner.

Tim Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 710/27/2013

Robert Pattinson has Down's Syndrome eyes. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 810/27/2013

R8, use the correct term, please: Mongoloid eyes.

by Anonymousreply 910/27/2013

Hand to God, when the first Spice Girls video came out, I thought Baby Spice was retarded. I thought it was really progressive of them to include her in the group.

by Anonymousreply 1010/27/2013

[quote]"I would like to bring it back to the old days when there was one outfit through the whole video, and you're dancing the whole video, and there's like not that much sex stuff going on" - Britney Spears

by Anonymousreply 1110/27/2013

Tobey Maguire

by Anonymousreply 1210/27/2013

R2 is another cunt with "crazy eyes," which makes her feel in solidarity with celebrities who have "Mongoloid eyes."

by Anonymousreply 1310/27/2013

Janet Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 1410/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 1510/27/2013

The Jay-Z guy. He is either supremely ugly or retarded looking.

by Anonymousreply 1610/27/2013

Taylor Lautner has the appearance of a neanderthal

by Anonymousreply 1710/27/2013

F&F for this hateful shit.

by Anonymousreply 1810/27/2013

R18 = Taffy Davenport

by Anonymousreply 1910/27/2013

R19, you are mistaken. That was our lovely Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 2010/27/2013

Renee Zellweger

by Anonymousreply 2110/27/2013

Fred Armisen

by Anonymousreply 2210/27/2013

Ron Howard's acting brother (forgot his name.)

by Anonymousreply 2310/27/2013

R23 wins the stuffed doll!

by Anonymousreply 2410/27/2013

LeAnn Rimes

by Anonymousreply 2510/27/2013

Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 2610/27/2013

Will r23 kiss the doll?

by Anonymousreply 2710/27/2013

Not famous, but this muscle escort who gets a lot of buzz on the Muscle Service boards has total Corky face.

by Anonymousreply 2810/27/2013

Zeb Atlas

by Anonymousreply 2910/27/2013

Hard to imagine "Zeb Atlas" having parents.

by Anonymousreply 3010/27/2013

Julia Stiles Emma Stone

by Anonymousreply 3110/27/2013

I second "Renee Zellweger"

by Anonymousreply 3210/27/2013

Why the quotes, R32?

by Anonymousreply 3310/27/2013

Jamie Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 3410/27/2013

Kate Hudson

Liam Hemsworth

Laura Prepon

Elizabeth Banks

Ben Falcone

Bruce Willis

by Anonymousreply 3510/27/2013

Pattinson and Zellweger are the king and queen (or queen and queen) of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3610/27/2013

Taylor Lautner--possibly the most unattractive person to ever be called a sex symbol by the media. His face is a Picasso black hole, if that makes any sense.

by Anonymousreply 3710/27/2013

Can you imagine the DL has reached the point (with its 50%+ female contingent and other distressing trends) where people F&F this thread, instead of finding it an unfulfilled opportunity? And the sniping cunts don't have a clue what that statement says.

People on the site have, in the past, debated PC ethics and the appropriateness of taboo and purposefully outrageous posting here, whether in the name of parody, satire, venting, silly humor or pointless bitchery. It always has been challenging here because of the diversity of stances, postures and motivations of people posting here. It is not surprising that people thinking they have entered a "they're so clever, those queers" site or an "LGBT mutual-support community" site behave the way some of the F&Fers on this thread have. And that doesn't taken into account the unclever posters who keep posting about how unclever everyone else is, and how the DL used to be so much better (no thanks to them either way).

However, the apparent lack of - well - intelligence among many of the moralists leaves them incapable of distinguishing one type of post and poster from another, or recognizing the outright racist/sexist/homophobic/freeper types they confuse them with. And since in their clodlike resolution they think the DL is just like Facebook or any other bloggy stew, they piss themselves in indignation at experimentation, transgression, absurdity, bad taste and criticism of their schoolmarm, controlling, stupid pissiness. They are a form of Cheryl.

So, with all that said, and without apologies to my Down syndrome acquaintances, again:

Tracey Ullman.

And Kanye is an apt choice.

by Anonymousreply 3810/27/2013

Jon Cryer

by Anonymousreply 3910/27/2013

I second Laura Prepon

by Anonymousreply 4010/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 4110/27/2013

[quote]They are a form of Cheryl.


by Anonymousreply 4210/27/2013

Woody Harrelson Tim Blake Nelson (who starred in O Brother Where Art Thou and The Incredible Hulk) Sean Penn Edward Norton

by Anonymousreply 4310/27/2013

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by Anonymousreply 4410/27/2013

Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Angelia Jolie and her dumb boyfriend, Ben Affleck, Tom Cruise (although he looks retarded) Will Smith, Reese Withertrash, John Travolta

by Anonymousreply 4510/27/2013

Liv Tyler Seth Rogen Seth Green Andy Dick Carrot Top

by Anonymousreply 4610/27/2013

Now posters are just naming people they dislike.

by Anonymousreply 4710/27/2013

My, my, my ... what a horrible thread!

by Anonymousreply 4810/27/2013

Jimmy Kimmel

by Anonymousreply 4910/27/2013

Beyonce Knowles

by Anonymousreply 5010/27/2013

In this thread we get to be 8 years old again. I'm "lighting up the thread in piss yellow," as they say here on DL.

by Anonymousreply 5110/27/2013

The kinder term is 'limited'. Nick Nolte looks extremely limited.

Sarah Palin is the most limited in the world (does she know there is a world?).

by Anonymousreply 5210/27/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5310/27/2013

Michael Douglas

by Anonymousreply 5410/27/2013

Robbie Williams

by Anonymousreply 5510/27/2013


Oh yeah. he looks REAL limited.

Could do without the handlebar,still, it works for him.

by Anonymousreply 5610/27/2013

Jade Goody and Princess Beatrice

by Anonymousreply 5710/27/2013

Beyonce Knowles sounds retarded, I've always called her Mumbles or Marble Mouth. She also never makes much sense during interviews, she's definitely stupid. She's not even charming, she's dull as dishwater.

Sean Combs, it must be his always open mouth.

The skinny blond haired actor, with the buggy eyes, from the original UK version of "The Office".

by Anonymousreply 5810/27/2013

Chris Coffer, Michelle Bachmann, Marcus Bachmann, Shepherd Smith. Teresa Guidice's children.

by Anonymousreply 5910/27/2013

Sylvester Stallone, Jonah Hill, Mick Jagger

by Anonymousreply 6010/27/2013

R44, inbred and trashy.

by Anonymousreply 6110/27/2013

You're right about Beyonce Knowles, R58. She doesn't even convey appetite - one wonders if her entire persona is a controlled and manipulated robot routine.

Andie MacDowell, who most people call beautiful, was always referred to in the old B list as "mildly retarded."

In the same category of "isn't it a shame because she's pretty, but you can see the eyes are blank" is Carol Lawrence. Like a 15 watt bulb would be too big for the socket there.

by Anonymousreply 6210/27/2013

R38 Classic underachiever with narcissistic tendencies. Prefers to hang out with people who are at least ten years younger and 20 IQ points lower than him. Does not like to be challenged. Unstable employment history and recurring issues with hair trigger temper.

by Anonymousreply 6310/27/2013

Wrong on all counts, cunt at R63, who seems to think that applying the "mean girl" tactics aimed at her fat ass in high school are either capable of accuracy or impact. Real people are not affected by such piffle the way neurotic flapdoodles are.

SInce you have nothing to add to the actual content of the thread, cunt, why don't you just waddle back to your nest? It needs cleaning, no doubt.

Or you could post a picture of yourself and we could enjoy your similarity to many of the celebritards mentioned here. Your choice, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6410/28/2013

OP = Idiot who looks like an childish asshole, writes like a childish asshole, thinks like a childish asshole.

I have a strong suspicion the OP may be a childish asshole.

by Anonymousreply 6510/28/2013

I know calling her a "celeb" is a stretch, but that Jemmye chick from The Real World. She's a mouth breather and her tongue is too big for her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 6610/28/2013

Mean shit is a hoot.

by Anonymousreply 6710/28/2013

Bill Maher

by Anonymousreply 6810/29/2013

OP; Have you looked into a mirror?

by Anonymousreply 6910/29/2013

Apparently this yr's Halloween rage is to dress up as an inbred via the VMA Miley Cyrus outfit.

by Anonymousreply 7010/29/2013

R64 You seem to be in massive denial about your own issues. Your posts are like a cry for help.

by Anonymousreply 7110/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 7210/29/2013

How could you guys neglect the most trisomilicious celeb of them all, Channing Tatum?

by Anonymousreply 7310/29/2013

I think people are just naming people they dislike. Bruce Willis, Beyoncé, Kate Hudson, Michael Douglas, Mick Jaggar????? really?

How does Bruce Willis look retarded? Michael Douglas? Kate Hudson? I hate Kate Hudson but she looks far from retarded. Mick Jagger looks like an amphibian but not retarded. Beyoncé looks like a healthy, rich girl with a bunch of weaves and thick thighs but not retarded. Angie Jolie does not look retarded. Anorexic, yes. Her bf Brad..he looks like pure, white trash w/a smell that transcends the internet but not retarded. Now their natural children....

Now I will add Mike Tyson to the list. He looks retarded and once he opens his mouth, it's confirmed.

by Anonymousreply 7410/29/2013

I am starting to think all of the contemporary celebrities do--maybe they have to possess a particular form of retardation to be manipulated into celebrity like the Kardashians and Justin Bieber.

by Anonymousreply 7510/29/2013

Shia Labouef

Jaden Pinkett Smith

by Anonymousreply 7610/29/2013

Renee Zellwegger owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7710/31/2013

[quote] Prefers to hang out with people who are at least ten years younger and 20 IQ points lower than him.

Lower than HE.

by Anonymousreply 7810/31/2013

channing tatum. so cute but def special looking...

by Anonymousreply 7910/31/2013

Kanye West and Jay Z

by Anonymousreply 8010/31/2013

I said Beyoncé SOUNDS retarded. Never said she LOOKED retarded.

She cannot seem to articulate a coherent thought, she definitely has a team of puppet masters behind her career.

When she was on Jimmy Fallon's show, it was one of the most painful interviews he ever had to get through, he did most of the talking. Beyoncé's answers consisted of A LOT of 'yeahs'. When she said something, she sounded like someone with a speech impediment who was also mentally handicapped.

I think it was remarkable that she was capable of remembering her lines for the films she appeared in. Then again, we have no idea how many takes she needed to get trough one paragraph of dialogue!

by Anonymousreply 8110/31/2013

This is a really a sick and tasteless thread but I have to mention Kristen Stewart and Robert pattinson. They both seem "special". Honorable mentions, Robert DeNiro. If he is not reading from a script he is helpless.

by Anonymousreply 8210/31/2013

Jennifer Lawrence.

by Anonymousreply 8311/03/2013
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