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JAMIE DORNAN is CHRISTIAN GREY

Shit, now I may have to see this piece of shit.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9503/09/2014

Variety article

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 110/23/2013

[quote] Hunnam, after pressing Universal to bring in Patrick Marber to do some rewriting on the Kelly Marcel-scripted adaptation of the EL James novel, seemed to have one of those what the hell was I thinking moments before he bailed abruptly on the role.

HAHAHA.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 210/23/2013

Here's his massive uncircumcised penis.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 410/23/2013

Jesus, he's hot.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 510/23/2013

Well, so much for his career.

It's professional suicide to take the role.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 610/23/2013

Other side.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 710/23/2013

Speechless, R7

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 810/23/2013

Never heard of him before but just from the fact that he's an Armani model, and has played a serial killer, convinces me that he has the gravitas for this role.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 910/23/2013

Bitches will go see this and we have to endure 3 more movies afterwards.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1010/23/2013

He was OK in The Fall, a little one note.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1110/23/2013

I'm no longer interested in seeing the movie now. He's not wow sexy to me. I'll wait for the tumblr gif's from the movie.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1210/23/2013

It's one of those roles that will get huge amounts of attention, but won't guarantee any future successes. Like half of the roles in Twilight.

In the photo used by Variety he's giving off some Cary Elwes Princess Bride vibes.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1310/23/2013

I don't know the book. Will Jamie be doing full frontal? Or possibly even erect?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1410/23/2013

LENS DUNHAM HAS APPROVED

I REPEAT, LENS DUNHAM HAS APPROVED

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1510/23/2013

I didn't watch the book, maybe I'll read the movie.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1610/23/2013

I developed a raging crush on him after seeing The Fall and Googling his modeling pics, but I think I'm over him now. I understand how the Charlie Hunnam stans felt now.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1710/23/2013

You just know she tried to get him for the Patrick Wilson role, but even Dornan wasn't that willing.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1810/23/2013

He is my pick and I think he is just perfect for the role. Definitely much better than Charlie Hunham. He is generally unknown to the public so this is the best stepping stone for him to be a bigger star.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 1910/23/2013

He thinks he's going to be a big star. He's in for a rude awakening. Out side of 50 shit, he's nothing but a ho.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2010/23/2013

Excellent pick!!

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2110/23/2013

Jamie Dornan: Beautiful face. Beautiful foreskin.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2210/23/2013

He's been on my radar since Marie Antoinette. Gorgeous.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2310/23/2013

***BREAKING****

PIA ZADORA is ANASTASIA 'ANA' STEELE

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2410/23/2013

I am waiting for the Matt Bomer troll to explode.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2510/23/2013

Bomer said he wouldn't.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2610/23/2013

what do we know about him? who is he fucking?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2710/23/2013

Married... to a woman:

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2810/23/2013

He was so beautiful in Marie Antoinette.

Dunham, he won't fuck you. Just stop.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 2910/24/2013

Bret Easton Ellis gives his approval

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3010/24/2013

I saw him in The Fall, and I fell. Now I'll have to see this POS movie. It's nice he doesn't mind sharing his cock with the world. I've seen the pic in R4 a number of times, but this is the first time I've been able to discern his penis from what I thought might've been one of his testicles. It does look as if it might be a mighty one. Hope he shows hard.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3110/24/2013

R28, she used to be married to Colin Farrell

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3210/24/2013

um, r31. They won't be showing his penis in the movie. How desperate can you be to watch this movie just 'cause you want to see someone naked? Get some dick and stop supporting this shit.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3310/24/2013

An actor most do not know.

An actor not born in the U.S.

That's been a habit with this kind of provocative material: American actors, with any name recognition, want nothing to do with risque, sexually-charged (being nude and simulated sex scenes) material. The people yearning for the casting of the Texas born Matt Bomer should have understood this.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3410/24/2013

F&F for you, homophobe at R35.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3610/24/2013

Agree with R36.

FF R35.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3810/24/2013

Ugh, I had no plans to see some shitty adaptation of a shitty book, but Jamie Dornan has been one of my top 2 celebrity crushes for several years (along with Matthew Goode). At least he'll be getting naked.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 3910/24/2013

[R34] I'm not sure it's just that it's sexually charged. I think it's that the books while popular are exactly great art. They're just Harlequin novels with a kinky twist. I think more established actors don't want to be typecast as middle aged lady spank bank material. It could negatively impact their ability to get roles in male oriented action franchises.

How sexy do people think this movie will be? They need to keep an R-rating. I think there are going to be a lot clothing on sex scenes. Male nudity is usually a no no with the MPAA, unless it's very brief. There's also a limit to how many thrusts they'll tolerate. Female orgasms can't be to long and fluids are only all right if played for laughs. I'm not sure how graphic the fans want it anyway. Reading about something is different than watching it.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4110/24/2013

Um, who?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4210/24/2013

Looks a little young for the role if you ask me.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4310/24/2013

This is actually good casting. I am shocked.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4410/24/2013

I like Matthew Goode, too, R39. And Hugh Dahncy (sic).

R33 Buy a big circular dildo and fuck the living shit out of yourself and right into your mouth. Seriously.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4510/24/2013

Are his eyes grey/blue? They look brown and that's one thing that should be correct in the movie. He is so gorgeous I'm going to have a hard time believing he's obsessed with Dakota Johnson. She's not hot.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4610/24/2013

R43 He's like 27-28 in the book. He looks the right age.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4710/24/2013

So much brouhaha for an inevitable piece of shit.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4810/24/2013

I can't wait to see this shitstorm. It's going to make Showgirls look like Gone With The Wind.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 4910/24/2013

I have been under the impression that 50 SHADES = MOMMY'S MONTH AT THE MINESHAFT.

Ain'ta?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5010/24/2013

Watch Marie Antoinette, he's gorgeous in that movie. I thought that role would launch his career but it wasn't such a big hit.

At the time, he was with Keira but rumour was that he and Kirsten had a fling and that ended things between them.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5110/24/2013

I'm sorry but I don't find him hot.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5210/24/2013

Male nudity is usually a no no with the MPAA

Only erections. There have been tons of dicks shown in R-rated movies. It's the studios that get nervous and cut the cocks.

It happens to Colin Farrell a few years ago; James Franco went full frontal (albeit with a prosthetic) in Milk that was cut, too.

But I'd agree that there won't be any cocks on display in this Disney-does-de Sade mess.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5310/24/2013

[quote]It's going to make Showgirls look like Gone With The Wind.

Apt comparison. Also: Myra Breckinridge. Big fanfare about the kinky novel, big stars, big anticipation.... huge flop.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5410/24/2013

[quote]I'm sorry but I don't find him hot.

I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU!

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5510/24/2013

[R53]I'm not sure the fans would want to see Dornan's cock. Most of the middle aged men in this country are circumcised so many of the readers aren't used to foreskins and find them unsightly. I get the impression the fans of this book aren't very sexually adventurous in their actual lives and probably didn't have a ton of partners.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5610/24/2013

[quote]I'm sorry but I don't find him hot.

Please post someone you do find hot, R52.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5710/24/2013

Handsome guy.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5810/24/2013

I get what you're saying, R56. I am no fan of the foreskin myself. But beauty trumps smegma every time. And Jamie Dornan is one of the most beautiful humans -- or anything else that's beautiful -- I've ever seen.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 5910/24/2013

R54 Myra Breckinridge and Showgirls have become camp classics, though.

I have a bad feeling this won't be funny-bad, just bad. (A couple of years ago I watched Wild Orchid with a friend. We were both expecting hooty, dirty fun but it was just stupefyingly dull.)

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6010/24/2013

[R59] I'm not saying foreskin would be a deal breaker for most people if they had the chance to fuck someone who looked like Dornan. I just don't think most of the women fantasizing about Grey include foreskin in the fantasy and this is all about fantasy. People who've had a lot of partners learn to appreciate or tolerate the many variations of the human body. I'm thinking a lot of the readers don't fall into this category and aren't looking to have their tastes challenged by the movie.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6110/24/2013

I saw a scene from Once Upon a Time with JD. He's very good-looking but just an okay actor. I guess that's besides the point since Pattinson can't act either.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6210/24/2013

He is absolutely fucking gorgeous, but this is a bad move. I don't get why he would take on a role which is all about how hot he is, giving an excuse to print lots of old photos of him in his pants, when he was just on the verge of serious recognition for his permormance in the Fall. There has been talk in the UK of him as potential BAFTA nominee - can't imagine that the stuffy old academy will want to nominate someone about to star in a soft porn piece of crap.

That being said I am now MUCH more intersted in seeing this movie. Not that i would be seen in public though - strictly a watch at home guilty pleasure.

My only hope for Jamie is that Sam Taylor Wood might make it more interesting and that the Patrick Marber script rewrite makes the dialogue bearable.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6310/24/2013

People really shouldn't judge how suitable Dornan is for the part unless they've seen him in 'The Fall'. That had plenty of creepy + hot from him, which would work for CG.

Unfortunately he'll probably be the best part of a bad movie, but at least it'll give him much increased name recognition. As long as he's hot and does a good job in the role, he could come out of it ahead.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6410/24/2013

Da ya think I'm Sexy...?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6510/24/2013

Me and Kate, back in the day...

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6610/24/2013

So beautiful.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6710/24/2013

Sorry to interrupt but can someone please create the Michael Fassbender part 2 thread.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6810/24/2013

Moody...

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 6910/24/2013

Sexy Back

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7010/24/2013

fref

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7110/24/2013

He's ok, but gorgeous he is NOT! He is no Matt Bomer, Henry Cavill or David Gandy, sorry!

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7210/24/2013

[quote]There has been talk in the UK of him as potential BAFTA nominee

I'm not in show business, but I'm pretty sure a BAFTA television nomination doesn't carry as much weight in Hollywood as a major film adaptation.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7310/24/2013

If this film actually does get made, I guarantee it's not going to do well. The frauen may have enjoyed giggling over the novel on their Kindles but they're not going to line up at their local multiplexes to see it acted out in public. if I'm wrong you may spank me.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7410/24/2013

R72 He's so many times better looking than any of them except Matt, I can't count that high. Henry Cavill lost his looks (I agree that he used to be stunning), and David Gandy looks like crime.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7510/24/2013

[quote]Henry Cavill lost his looks (I agree that he used to be stunning)

Only on DL, folks.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7610/24/2013

He sure as hell ain't no Joe Manganiello, either. He's a cute but he looks like he's still in high school.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7710/24/2013

[R74] There are book clubs that have read it and I have heard openly admitting to reading it. So it's not just women hiding it on their kindles. That said I don't expect it to be anywhere near twilight in terms of box office. Twilight had teens and some of their moms lining up to see it. 50 Shades will be R-rated so the teeny boppers won't be able to see it. It could do Magic Mike numbers.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7810/24/2013

He was absolutely horrible on Once Upon a Time, but I'm guessing he wasn't hired for his acting skills.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 7910/24/2013

lmao, he may be good looking, but It's going to be embarrassing to watch him on screen. Not that i'll be paying for it.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8010/25/2013

[quote]lmao, he may be good looking, but It's going to be embarrassing to watch him on screen. Not that i'll be paying for it.

What's more embarrassing is that he'll be trying to make us believe he's a dominant top!

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8110/25/2013

I'd love to see the "oil paintings" on DL claiming this man has lost his looks:

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8210/25/2013

Convincing enough for me. But I'm sure the film will be embarrassing in plenty of other ways.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8310/25/2013

I can't believe Jamie Dornan is willing to torpedo his career for this drek.He was so good as Count Fersen in MA. Very sexy and handsome. FSoG is poison to anyone who touches it.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8410/25/2013

WoW. Charlie got so much attention, and this bottom isn't even getting any.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8510/26/2013

r83

That picture is so awkward.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8610/26/2013

Another screenwriter brought in… yikes.

Jamie is #1 on IMDB this week though.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8710/29/2013

r84 - what career? He's not exactly a good actor. He is beautiful though.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8810/29/2013

The Taylor Lautner role has been cast.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 8910/31/2013

Stop giving us updates r89. Nobody gives a fuck, except maybe for you.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9010/31/2013

First picture from filming… they made Dakota look frumpy and frauish. The fraus will eat this up!

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9112/04/2013

Jamie Dornan Set to Bare It All in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Movie

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9203/09/2014

R92, why did you post a three-month-old article?

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9303/09/2014

He's already posed full frontal, so he's secure enough. Hew as on The Graham Norton show this week and I had never seen him before. He was handsome and very personable. He was funny too.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9403/09/2014

why hello there.

by Simon Halls's Bag of Orangesreply 9503/09/2014
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