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Who does Gwyneth Paltrow's brother remind you of?

I'm not saying anything...actually, I was amazed there was no talk of this in the archives.

by Anonymousreply 2610/20/2013

Chris Martin?

by Anonymousreply 110/19/2013

I posted this a long time ago and everyone was creeped out on exactly what I wanted them to see - Gwyn married her brother.

by Anonymousreply 210/19/2013

Can't remember his name = he stars on BlackList on NBC

by Anonymousreply 310/19/2013

He has a girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 410/19/2013

I think James Spader and Hugh Laurie had a love child.

by Anonymousreply 510/19/2013

Gwyneth's face without makeup & plastic surgery is what he looks like.

by Anonymousreply 610/19/2013

She could pass for a man better than he does.

by Anonymousreply 710/19/2013

Does anyone know if the brother resembles their daddy when he was young?

by Anonymousreply 810/19/2013

He definitely went to the John Black school of bleaching one's lips with hydroquinone to appear more "masculine."

He looks very cute, though. Way more than the imbred/dysfuncutional gene CHris Martin

by Anonymousreply 910/19/2013

[quote]Gwyn married her brother.

Don't be ridiculous. Women don't marry their brothers.

She married her father. Her brother simply looks like her father when he was younger.

by Anonymousreply 1010/19/2013

Her brother looks just like Blythe Danner. From the round, slightly buggy eyes down to his mouth, that Blythe Danner's face.

by Anonymousreply 1110/19/2013

He looks utterly dreary.

by Anonymousreply 1210/19/2013

"I think James Spader and Hugh Laurie had a love child."

Bingo. I was thinking Justin Kirk at first, but that description is better.

by Anonymousreply 1310/19/2013

Please quit trying to distract us from the hideousness that is Goop.

Of COURSE she married her father. She's always been all about wanting to climb up on Daddy's lap and squirm. Her ghastly widow's yammer when he died was so revelatory it made people want to wash their ears with holy water.

Please let the Vanity Fair article rip the desperate mask of smug superiority off her fragile insanity and leave her ranting in front of a TMZ camera.

by Anonymousreply 1410/19/2013

Never mind the Paltrows. That's an eye-popping coat on the woman walking before them.

by Anonymousreply 1510/19/2013

Della, it was a Queen Amidala cast off from The Phantom Menace.

by Anonymousreply 1610/19/2013

That's it, r16! I knew it reminded me of something like that.

I kinda like it.

by Anonymousreply 1710/19/2013

He looks frumpy and nearly middle-aged. But in a cute way.

by Anonymousreply 1810/19/2013

He's her YOUNGER brother?! And yes, he looks very like Blythe (Danner).

by Anonymousreply 1910/19/2013

With a nose job and blonde hair extensions he could pass for dear Gwynnie.

by Anonymousreply 2010/19/2013

Poor Blythe is zero for 2

by Anonymousreply 2110/19/2013

He looks very affected in those pictures. I'm sure he's as big a cunt as his surgically modified sibling.

by Anonymousreply 2210/20/2013

Looks like Clay Aiken to me.

by Anonymousreply 2310/20/2013

He looks like Chris Martin.

by Anonymousreply 2410/20/2013

...a better looking Michael J Fox.

by Anonymousreply 2510/20/2013

I don't see Chris Martin. The brother looks sickly and bookish.

by Anonymousreply 2610/20/2013
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