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"If they already think you're a whore, then go ahead and act like one."

The best advice my mother ever gave me. What's some good advice that your mom or dad ever gave you?

by Anonymousreply 2910/21/2013

She told me to keep both feet on the floor during a date.

by Anonymousreply 110/19/2013

That's some awful and sad advice, op. Still, tell your mom to email me. I'd love to have drinks with her.

by Anonymousreply 210/19/2013

"Men only want one thing", knowing that saved me from boring dinners and movies. Just get straight to the good stuff.

by Anonymousreply 310/19/2013

My father once said "There are the girls you screw and the girls you marry. Learn the difference." Strangely I turned into one of the girls you screw later on.

by Anonymousreply 410/19/2013

Never wear cheap cologne.

Check out a man's shoes and his nails. If they are unkempt, it will tell you a lot.

by Anonymousreply 510/19/2013

Push down, like you're taking a dump.

God, how I miss Dad.

by Anonymousreply 610/19/2013

Upon learning that I had sex with our neighbor's husband my mother said...

"You have your daddy's lack of morals and your mother's taste in men. You'll never settle down."

That old broad was right, God rest her soul.

by Anonymousreply 710/19/2013

My mother told me to stay away from families like your family, OP.

by Anonymousreply 810/19/2013

To lift my feet off the car floor when driving over railroad tracks - supposedly it brought good luck against getting preggers.

by Anonymousreply 910/19/2013

Career advice from Mom: Don't rob gas stations.

by Anonymousreply 1010/19/2013

OP, that's the advice I gave myself in high school. I hadn't a reputation for being a whore, but rather... gay.

by Anonymousreply 1110/19/2013

"If you just follow the crowd, you'll only get as far as they do."

by Anonymousreply 1210/19/2013

"Find a partner. Don't go through life alone."

by Anonymousreply 1310/19/2013

Sadly, none.

by Anonymousreply 1410/19/2013

"It's as easy to marry a rich man as it is to marry a poor man."

by Anonymousreply 1510/19/2013

"You can only rely on yourself because people are assholes".

by Anonymousreply 1610/19/2013

God doesn't give you greater challenges than you can handle.

by Anonymousreply 1710/19/2013

[Crying during a conversation a week or so after I came out at 19 in 2000)

"If you're as good at fuckin' men as all the [her maiden name] are, you're gonna end up with AIDS."

I stayed a virgin until I was 28... She was wrong about the AIDS, but oh so right about inherited talent.

by Anonymousreply 1810/19/2013

"You can't get something for nothing."

Duh, of course, as you get older and wise up, but good advice for naive younger people who think they're getting an amazing, cheap bargain.

by Anonymousreply 1910/19/2013

If people accuse you of something just go ahead and do it. Always have a spare lover to run to in case your main squeeze dumps you. Freedom of speech is worthless If you dont use it.

by Anonymousreply 2010/19/2013

R20, that is astoundingly shitty advice.

by Anonymousreply 2110/19/2013

Mom told me "If you know you're going to take a throbbing stiff cock up your ass, then an anal douche beforehand is just good manners."

by Anonymousreply 2210/19/2013

"There are those that matter, those that don't, and those that never did. When you got that sorted out, you got it all figured out."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. There's only a couple in there that's really worth eating."

by Anonymousreply 2310/19/2013

"There's no such thing as a free lunch"

by Anonymousreply 2410/19/2013

Don't loan money and expect to be paid back.

by Anonymousreply 2510/19/2013

If they'll cheat to be with you, don't be surprised when they cheat on you.

by Anonymousreply 2610/19/2013

Always leave the house with clean underwear.

by Anonymousreply 2710/21/2013

"the first to file a lawsuit or call the cops always wins"

To my cost I did not believe her.

by Anonymousreply 2810/21/2013

Similar to R19:

You get what you pay for.

by Anonymousreply 2910/21/2013
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