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Joe Jonas Steps Out With Demi Lovato's Recovery Manager Mike Bayer

I'd do him in a heartbeat if I was Joe.

by Anonymousreply 4610/22/2013

The recovery guy is hot!

by Anonymousreply 110/19/2013

??? They look like Joe the Bear and Sam the Mouse together Joe Jonas looks like he's about to melt away into nothing.

by Anonymousreply 210/19/2013

He is a bear, isn't he???

by Anonymousreply 310/19/2013

Jesus. The recovery guy is so big. And Joe is so small. It's makes me half horny, half squeamish.

by Anonymousreply 410/19/2013

Is he in recovery? For what?

by Anonymousreply 510/19/2013

The big guy's fly is partially unzipped and Joe's knees look dusty!

Did they just come out of an alley or from the bushes?

by Anonymousreply 610/19/2013

The sad part is despite the size difference elsewhere, Joe's ass is the same width as the big guy's.

by Anonymousreply 710/19/2013

Is this just a pussy's way of announcing he's in rehab?

by Anonymousreply 810/19/2013

Wonder if the missing top half of recovery guy's index finger was pinched off in Joe's anus.

by Anonymousreply 910/19/2013

Recovery manager sounds like a dream job: you get to take advantage of hot, young guys when they are at their most fragile and weak.

by Anonymousreply 1010/19/2013

R11 He looks like someone who'd NEVER stop talking.

by Anonymousreply 1210/19/2013

R11. Porn double as seen by Helen Keller.

by Anonymousreply 1310/19/2013

Mike Bayer has all his fingers. I think that's just the way it's bent in that photo. Wendy Williams showed this photo on her Hot Topics segment the other day and commented about how hot Mike is, and that his pants are so tight that he couldn't get his fly up all the way. There's a video of him on the 'net somewhere talking about LGBT facilities for youth, and he totally pinged (plus he seemed to know a lot about the LGBT community).

by Anonymousreply 1410/19/2013

[quote]The sad part is despite the size difference elsewhere, Joe's ass is the same width as the big guy's.

You have zero taste.

by Anonymousreply 1510/19/2013

Does Disney get their kids hooked and then pays for their rehab?!! Sounds a bit redundant...

by Anonymousreply 1610/19/2013

MIke Bayer should hold onto that facial hair like grim death. Without it, he looks far less interesting:

by Anonymousreply 1710/19/2013

yum

by Anonymousreply 1810/19/2013

Isn't Demi still using? Joe should at least go out with someone who is good at their job.

by Anonymousreply 1910/19/2013

Jesus H Christ, Joe Jonas is covered in moles. He'll be dead of cancer before 30.

by Anonymousreply 2010/19/2013

I bet Mayer loves to do drag

by Anonymousreply 2210/19/2013

R21, you took the words right out of my mouth. It's either a moose like this or an 72-pound manorexic.

by Anonymousreply 2310/19/2013

R21 and R23 don't deserve to be gay men because of their wretchedly deplorable taste and what they probably consider to be hot. I'll bet they're both not only butterfaces, but butterBODIES. Hell, they're both just butter, period.

by Anonymousreply 2410/20/2013

I think Joe has better taste than that. Remember all the pics and videos where he couldn't keep his hands off Nick?

Or the hot French boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 2510/20/2013

R26 epitomizes "the low standard". He's human dreck whose taste is limited to the buds on the back of his diseased tongue.

by Anonymousreply 2710/20/2013

R27 your comeback is such a fail. You have low standards, deal with it. Attempting to diss me for saying you have low standards doesn't change that.

by Anonymousreply 2810/20/2013

So R28 is not only the epitome of "the low standard" of which he speaks, but he's also a big idiot.

Trolldar will show you, sweetie, that I, R27, am not R24. I do happen to wholeheartedly agree with R24, though. Don't get mad at me because two people happen to think you're beyond pathetic. And tasteless. Now YOU deal.

by Anonymousreply 2910/20/2013

he's a fuck buddy of mine.

totally hot and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 3010/21/2013

totally average and not hot...DL Kweens will lust after just about any white I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 3110/21/2013

Joe Jonas is white, R31?

by Anonymousreply 3210/21/2013

Where is Mike's left hand in OP's pic?

by Anonymousreply 3310/21/2013

Call me naive, but Joe looks good here. Doesn't look like a hard-core drug addict to me...

by Anonymousreply 3410/21/2013

He always looks like he has a swerve in his hips when there's pics of him walking.

by Anonymousreply 3510/21/2013

Recovery man is fit-fat on the cusp of straight on fattie.

by Anonymousreply 3610/21/2013

"He always looks like he has a swerve in his hips when there's pics of him walking."

I had never noticed, but he looks like he has stubby, McBongo T-Rex arms.

by Anonymousreply 3710/21/2013

The self-loathing,denial of his sexuality and fear of the fallout is driving him to DRUGS!

by Anonymousreply 3810/21/2013

R37 That shirt with that walk...GUUURRRLLL!

by Anonymousreply 3910/21/2013

The girl who sat next to me in third period Chemistry totally had the same shirt.

by Anonymousreply 4010/22/2013

that gotta be the "fit-fat" you guys talking all the time, right?

by Anonymousreply 4110/22/2013

[quote]The self-loathing, denial of his sexuality and fear of the fallout is driving him to DRUGS!

Perhaps meant as a joke but too true.

Life in the closet is easier when you have real money.

by Anonymousreply 4210/22/2013

I'll bet Joe rides it like a champ when he and Mike fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4310/22/2013

Was reading Metro (free paper) yesterday and there was an article about Joe Jonas, Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson having dinner together for Zac Efron's birthday. Sober and gay friends?

by Anonymousreply 4410/22/2013

Here's a link

by Anonymousreply 4510/22/2013

why is magilla gorilla wearing Joe's clothes?

by Anonymousreply 4610/22/2013
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