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Oh dear, Ellen on the rampage because her ex is dating Jodie Foster, says Nat'l Enquirer

The 55-year-old talk queen's relationship with Alexandra Hedison, 44, ended bitterly, and now an insider says she's bad-mouthing Jodie, 50, because she believes the actress has betrayed her.

Ellen feels Jodie is stabbing her in the back by hooking up with Alex," revealed a close source. "The lesbian community in Hollywood is very small, and it's well-known that Ellen and Alex had a very contentious breakup after Ellen got tired of Alex and hooked up with PORTIA DE ROSSI."

"Ellen is also vindictive, and she's spreading the word among mutual friends that Jodie is pathetic for picking up her cast-off.

Ellen has been under constant stress from the demands of her daily talk show, and she's in a foul mood over the problems she and Portia are having," said the source. "Ellen is extraordinarily competitive, so it pains her to see Alex moving on with someone as successful and talented as Jodie.

The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian has been irritable lately, say pals, because she's been butting heads with wife Portia, 40.

by Anonymousreply 8510/29/2013

I've never liked Ellen -- serves her right.

by Anonymousreply 110/18/2013

An angry lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 210/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 310/18/2013











by Anonymousreply 410/18/2013

I really miss the LET'S BE LESBIAN DRAMA! thread from a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 510/18/2013

I'll make the popcorn!

by Anonymousreply 610/18/2013

Lesbian community in Hollywood is very small? Really? Much smaller than gay community then. I mean, of course gay community would be huge if all the closet actors and actors wanna be would come out.

by Anonymousreply 710/18/2013

Ellen, Jodie is a Scorpio--that's ALL you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 810/18/2013

R7, if Hollywood lesbians would just leave their tiny cliques than this drama wouldn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 910/18/2013

Team Ellen here.

I've met them both, and Ellen is the friendly warm one.

Jodie is stand-offish like she's afraid to mingle with the unwashed masses.

by Anonymousreply 1010/18/2013

More about Scorpio please, R8.

by Anonymousreply 1110/18/2013

Many Scorpios operate from the crotch-chakra area, and keep their kundalinis in their weenies.

Jealousy, conflict, and back-stabbing are hobbies to the unevolved Scorpios.

I believe Ellen here, I believe that Scorpio Jodie is doing this to hurt big-hearted, Aquarian Ellen.

by Anonymousreply 1210/18/2013

You're out of your mind aren't you R12? 1)Jodie and Ellen have never been friends 2)Ellen is the one that broke up with Alexandra 3) and that was what 10 years ago?

Ellen has no reason to be hurt here. If she's insecure that's her problem. Is her ex-gf supposed to only date people below Ellen's standards so as to avoid hurting Ellen's feelings? Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 1310/18/2013

Oh dear. The tofurkey will be flying this Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 1410/18/2013

Angry Dyke. Period.

Sorry for the redundancy!

by Anonymousreply 1510/18/2013

Excuse us, womyn, but we have problems of our own.

by Anonymousreply 1610/18/2013

Someone please start a new "let's pretend we're lesbian drama" thread. I need a laugh. TIA

by Anonymousreply 1710/18/2013

Team Ellen all the way. Jodie is a disgrace.

by Anonymousreply 1810/18/2013

I thought Ellen was always in a foul mood.

by Anonymousreply 1910/18/2013

[quote]The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian

... when the cameras are on.

by Anonymousreply 2010/18/2013

Oh please - Alex traded a Subaru for a Lamborghini and good for her.

by Anonymousreply 2110/18/2013

. Dark lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 2210/18/2013

Totally agree with [R13].

by Anonymousreply 2310/18/2013

Grow up Ellen and FUCK OFF!!

Foster can lay whoever she fucking feels like.

by Anonymousreply 2410/18/2013

Ellen's a child. A drunk child.

Remember the hysteria she had over that dog?

by Anonymousreply 2510/18/2013

I'm on Team Both-Can't-Get-Hit-By-A-Car-Fast-Enough.

by Anonymousreply 2610/18/2013

Ellen was the one who dumped Alex because she wanted a trophy girlfriend to flaunt around hollywood. Who does Ellen think she is to decide who should date and who should not. Anne Heche said that Ellen was a very jealous possessive person. The woman is fake and Alex seems like a nice person who deserved better than that hag.

by Anonymousreply 2710/18/2013

Since Ellen dresses like a man she should know we like to recycle pussy in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 2810/18/2013

They make a lovely couple.

by Anonymousreply 2910/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 3010/18/2013

Jodie is hot. Ellen is not.

Alexandra is hot. Portia is not.

Sounds like everyone ended up with the right person to me. Ellen should STFU STAT.

by Anonymousreply 3110/18/2013

Gosh, R30, I never new Jodie was so short.

by Anonymousreply 3210/18/2013

Portia de Rossi is so hot, even gay men want to fuck her. Srsly.

by Anonymousreply 3310/18/2013

Foster always looks good glammed up.

Ellen, OTOH, can stick 1 of her white, smelly sneakers straight up her ass!

by Anonymousreply 3410/18/2013

R32, she's only lesbian short, akin to gay fat. At 5'3", she's only slightly shorter than an average American woman (5'4")

by Anonymousreply 3510/18/2013

...poor cydney...

by Anonymousreply 3610/18/2013

Sorry, r14. I hit ff instead of ww. But really, WW.

by Anonymousreply 3710/18/2013

This is Enquirer one paragraph filler. Just a friendly reminder. Carry on!

by Anonymousreply 3810/18/2013

Team Jodie. Ellen was textbook cruel to Alex, step daughter of a BEATLE.

by Anonymousreply 3910/18/2013

Folks - it's the Enquirer!!! Who cares or believes what they "report"

by Anonymousreply 4010/18/2013

[quote]Folks - it's the Enquirer!!! Who cares or believes what they "report"

You do know where you are, darling?

by Anonymousreply 4110/18/2013

You do realize that this is wholly made up but that never stops Datalounge queer boys from beating up the queer girls, or any girl for that matter, especially if they are successful and make more in a month than you make in a decade. Well, if it makes you feel useful... continue.

by Anonymousreply 4210/18/2013

R39, it was Portia's ex, Francesca Gregorini, who was the stepdaughter of a Beatle (Ringo).

by Anonymousreply 4310/18/2013

It's good to see Alex with a woman.

by Anonymousreply 4410/18/2013

Team Jodie for me!

by Anonymousreply 4510/18/2013

Portia dumped the stepdaughter of Ringo for Ellen (Francesca).

Ellen dumped Alex for Portia.

They were both really fucked up about they dumped their exes to "move up".

Joke is on them Alex looks amazing & Portia is really really plastic looking. Alex hasn't had PS either.

Congrats Alex & Jodie.

by Anonymousreply 4610/18/2013

My first thought was "WTH is Alexandra Whatsername?". IMDB shows her to be a sporadic actress who does a TV role every couple of years. Sounds like a lesbo starfucker to me.

by Anonymousreply 4710/18/2013

Sounds like a load of crap to me.

by Anonymousreply 4810/18/2013

Crap but either way, alex and jodie look nice together. After the way ellen ended the relationship with Alex, its nice to see alex score bigger.

by Anonymousreply 4910/18/2013

[quote] Team Jodie. Ellen was textbook cruel to Alex, step daughter of a BEATLE.

Oh yeah, you're really in the know, aren't you? You don't even know who these people are.

by Anonymousreply 5010/18/2013

Hedison is hot. Period.

So was Gregorini.

After that, to each their own. People date who they wanna date. Lesbians should be paired as best as possible, but it's really up to them.

by Anonymousreply 5110/18/2013

Gregorini has never been hot.

by Anonymousreply 5210/18/2013

Oops I was mistaken.

50, I'm proud that I don't know who she is. She's a total stranger to me, just like Ellen and Jodie. I didn't grow up with them, and they don't hang out in my living room.

by Anonymousreply 5310/18/2013

R54, how do you know the kids don't know who their father is?

by Anonymousreply 5510/18/2013

Hi Mel, I heard you're moving to Bulgaria?

by Anonymousreply 5610/18/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 5710/18/2013

F&F r54

by Anonymousreply 5810/18/2013

[quote]Ellen has been under constant stress from the demands of her daily talk show, and she's in a foul mood over the problems she and Portia are having," said the source

I'd rather hear more about this.

by Anonymousreply 5910/18/2013

R52, this is a matter of taste. Are you even attracted to women??

by Anonymousreply 6010/18/2013

Alex is not hot. Matronly looking body and hairdo.

Portia is hot. Gorgeous hair and skin and long thin body.

Ellen is manly.

Jodie is bitchy.

End of story.

by Anonymousreply 6110/18/2013

Jodie's kundalini stinks!

by Anonymousreply 6210/18/2013

Sorry R61, you're wrong. Unless of course,you're into the anorexic, stretched joker faced look, then yeah Portia is "hot".

by Anonymousreply 6310/18/2013

R42's pussy stinks terribly, and she thinks that makes her both incisive and truth-telling.

Wrong. It just makes you a man-hating, homophobic cunt, Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6410/18/2013

See how I broke DL during my rampage?

I told you bitches I'm hardcore!

by Anonymousreply 6510/18/2013

Both Ellen and Jodie seem incredibly entitled and isolated. They both seem like dreary spouses. I'm just glad they're not in a relationship with me.

by Anonymousreply 6610/18/2013

Jodie - is a piece of work

Ellen - a drunk piece of work

Alex - pretty-ish, nice-ish seeming photographer, daughter of an actor in HW

Portia - married a man & fucked him & definitely tried to raise her status by going after famous wealthy women.

Gregorini - beautiful when she was with Portia. Not so much anymore. The daughter of the stunningly gorgeous Barbara Bach.

by Anonymousreply 6710/18/2013

Ellen you bitch. You fucking broke DL.

by Anonymousreply 6810/18/2013

[quote]Jodie is fucking disgusting... Jodie Foster hates men. She's an evil cunt, the spawn of Satan. Jodie Foster has NO right keeping their father away from her sons. What did he ever do to them? Jodie Foster is selfish beyond belief. What a fucking piece of shit. Total scumbag. Has she no conscience? No, she hasn't! Man hating bitch.

I hope you are obeying the restraining order, for Jodie's sake.

by Anonymousreply 6910/19/2013

It is no coincidence that Hedison is now dating a second most famous Hollywood lesbian. I mean, c'mon.

We should talk if Foster and Hedison are together seven years from now, no?

by Anonymousreply 7010/19/2013

ummm, Portia has no titties.

Now don't make me go and find that topless photo or I'll lose my lunch.

by Anonymousreply 7110/19/2013

I wish someone could find that mostly nude pic of Gregorini. The one where she's lying down.

It was smoking, sizzling hot and that ass was perfection!

by Anonymousreply 7210/19/2013

"The usually warm-and-fuzzy comedian"

Really? She's a raving lunatic! Leads Hollywood in confidentialty contracts

by Anonymousreply 7310/19/2013

R36, poor Cydney is right. She seems like a very solid, generous soul. And much more attractive in person, by the way. Some women just photograph matronly, but are actually hot in person, and Cydney is one of those.

And, she has more hair than Alex and Jodie combined, so there.

by Anonymousreply 7410/19/2013

What does Cydney do?

by Anonymousreply 7510/19/2013

Bunch of tabloid bulkshit

by Anonymousreply 7610/19/2013

So what problems is Ellen having with Portia?

by Anonymousreply 7710/19/2013

I don't know if I believe this (first clue being the Enquirer printed it.) Does Ellen have a reputation as an unpleasant person?

It must be hard to be gay in Hollywood... out or not... so many people trying to play you. I guess that's the case gay or straight. It must be hard to be famous and trust anybody. Then your dignity and privacy is a commodity. Like Graydon Carter said: lots of celebrities lead normal lives if they don't go anywhere. I don't know if that's entirely true. In this case, seems like the Enquirer just decided to run something.

by Anonymousreply 7810/19/2013

LOL r36

by Anonymousreply 7910/21/2013

[quote]What does Cydney do?

I don't know, but out of all of them, I would probably like Cydney best.

by Anonymousreply 8010/27/2013

Ellen did Alex so fucking dirty. That bitch will burn for what she did to Alex, after Alex stood by her through all of her bullshit. Ellen is toxic. And no I'm not Amanda, so don't even suggest it.

by Anonymousreply 8110/27/2013

I'm not really sure why I am suppose to have an opinion about people's jealousy, who I only know of because they are famous. If Ellen dumped her, not sure why she cares either. Ellen should be happy with who she has now, and Portia should be wondering why Ellen cares, if there is even an ounce of truth in this story. Team Ellen? Team Jody? you all need to get a life.

by Anonymousreply 8210/27/2013

[quote]I don't know, but out of all of them, I would probably like Cydney best.

Yeah, I kind of feel the same.

by Anonymousreply 8310/27/2013

so i'm pretty sure Ellen would not care about an ex from years ago. The National Enquirer extrapolate so much shit

by Anonymousreply 8410/27/2013

Nice picture of Jodie and Alex in the current people magazine.

They were photographed having dinner at some function.

by Anonymousreply 8510/29/2013
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