Oh god, I'm high and it's 10:53 in the morning.
I've smoked pot less than a dozen times in my life, and I'm 58. I just found half a fat joint (do they still call them phatties?) an old friend had left behind after his visit. On a whim, I smoked about half of it.
I have client work to do. I have to feed the neighbor's cat. I have a massage appointment in three hours. I have to buy a wedding card for friends getting married tonight at 7. I have to bring beer to the wedding reception.
Good lord, I'm going to have to drive in a couple of hours.
This was so dumb of me to do. My head is spinning and I have this goofy grin on my face.
Poor cat next door...
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/19/2013|
I go into a paranoid mindset when smoking pot - haven't done it in YEARS.
Don't worry too much OP, it should wear off soon enough. Eat something and take a little nap.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/18/2013|
I've never cared for Pot myself either OP. I agree with R1, go rinse rigorously with mouthwash, eat a little something and nap for an hour or so, You should be fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/18/2013|
You need to prioritize. Go next door and feed the cat. You can get the card and beer on the way to the wedding, take a pen with you. Cancel the massage as soon as you've fed the cat. You mention no work deadline so put it off til tomorrow. By my reckoning you now how all fucking day at your disposal so you might as well bloody enjoy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/18/2013|
I’m sorry, a wedding card? WTF is that?
And you have to bring beer to the reception? Is the reception in a VFW rented hall?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/18/2013|
If you want to kill or reduce the high just eat. Go get a few donuts and destroy them.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/18/2013|
[quote] and I'm 58
That's where I stopped reading.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/18/2013|
No, honey, you just look 58.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/18/2013|
On the upside, The Crazy Ones is actually kind of humorous when you're high.
[quote]I’m sorry, a wedding card? WTF is that? And you have to bring beer to the reception? Is the reception in a VFW rented hall?
A wedding card is a card that says, "Congratulations on your wedding." The couple is young, poor, and doing this on their own. It's at my best friend's home (he's the officiant), and the reception is a potluck around the pool.
THAT's when I should be high, not now!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/18/2013|
Is there a baked potato bar?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/18/2013|
If you have things to do and aren't a regular smoker you really thought it be a good idea to get high in the morning? Should have taken that half a joint and save it for tonight, or for sometime during the weekend.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/18/2013|
[quote]Potluck? They're lesbians, right?
Straight couple, actually. Lovely kids.
[quote]Is there a baked potato bar?
WAY too much trouble for this crowd.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/18/2013|
[quote]If you have things to do and aren't a regular smoker you really thought it be a good idea to get high in the morning?
I clearly said I did it "on a whim." That's rather different than "thought it [would] be a good idea."
[quote]Should have taken that half a joint and save it for tonight, or for sometime during the weekend.
I believe that's precisely what I said at R9. Even high, I apparently have better reading comprehension than you do.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/18/2013|
I'm jealous! Enjoy it, OP. You puffed on a whim and now you get to ride the green wave for a while. Pot is best when you've not smoked in a while - fate has given you a High Day so roll with it. Feed the cat, take the advice above and clear your afternoon, and veg out with some music or a movie. What's done is done - being paranoid is going to snowball. You'll come down in time for the wedding and probably have a nice pleasant after-buzz to round out a lovely wedding.
So go play with the cat, have some snacks, and listen to something epic. You're in for a great afternoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/18/2013|
[quote]Ugh. Of all the drugs users out there, potheads are the worst.
Twelve times in 58 years makes me a pothead? Good to know. What's the official cut-off, ten?
[quote]Go do something useful with your life!
Something useful like running a successful publishing company, and starting a national charity, and mentoring high school kids, perhaps?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/18/2013|
I always save my pot-smoking for when I'm going to be in for the night. Or sometimes before my nightly walk around the neighborhood.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/18/2013|
You might want to fall into a Wikipedia hole while you're online. Those are always fun baked.
What does your company publish, R17?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/18/2013|
[quote]You might want to fall into a Wikipedia hole while you're online. Those are always fun baked.
So is Reddit! And Reddit with an old Jean Arthur movie on TCM, starting in one minute!
[quote]What does your company publish, R17?
A very odd variety of things. Children's books, essay collections, two epic fantasies, some excellent poetry, and coming for Halloween, a sly little book that will set the vampire mythos on its ear.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/18/2013|
OP, the client work is the only thing I wouldn't recommend doing while high. Can you put it off 'til the weekend or Monday? I'm sure you can manage to feed a cat and get a massage while stoned, and you'll have sobered up by the time you need to drive to the wedding, stopping for card and beer en route.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/18/2013|
HA HA HA
Babe, I haven't been sober since 2006. Life was not meant to be lived with an accurate perspective.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/18/2013|
OP, I have a short story collection that is very unique. Recent MFA grad. Over half of the stories have already been published in various literary magazines.
Enjoy your afternoon!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/18/2013|
You were lucid enough to compose a post on DL. You'll be fine in a couple hours. Eat, drink some water or juice, and a cup of coffee if you drink it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/18/2013|
What R2 said you big drama queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/18/2013|
I get stoned before work most days. I'm a creative and I take public transit.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/18/2013|
[quote] Pot is best when you've not smoked in a while
True, but I just don't have the self-control. I've been a wake-n-baker for months, and I'm running out, but still can't slow down. Getting high for the second time today right now. Having this high resistance though, I'm not too light-headed to do what I'd normally do sober, I'm just having more fun doing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/18/2013|
I love that OP is kinda bitchy even though he started this thread to demonstrate that he did something a bit stupid. *heart smilie*
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/18/2013|
I had a couple sherm sticks with my coffee this morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/18/2013|
I know a lot of people who smoke because it helps them "deal" with the outside world, I'm just the opposite it makes me very paranoid, and tired.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/18/2013|
me too! I never got that mellow feeling, I was always suddenly shy and worried about what others were thinking, something that NEVER happens to me if I'm not stoned.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/18/2013|
R16 needs to fuck off. Right, potheads are the "worst" drug users. What a moron.
OP, you're completely fine now, right? I'm a regular smoker but I don't wake and bake too often. I'd be useless, I think. Depending on how stoned I got. Anyway, you're gonna have a wonderful evening now, and you'll actually be glad you smoked that fattie.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/18/2013|
R23, you have an MFA?! HA HA HA! Oh my god that is so cute. Me too - and I have three collections of short stories! Isn't it awesome about how no one gives a shit and our degrees have been completely devalued?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/18/2013|
Eat food and drink tea, you'll come down.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/18/2013|
If it's that strong, it must be medical pot?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/18/2013|
This must be an Exceptionally Stressful Time for you OP.
In other words, this is a barrel full of shit, since no stoned OP would respond to so many posts here.
2/10 solely on effort, but minus many points for stealing from other famous DL EST's.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/18/2013|
OP here. Fed the cat, went to my massage, and am now sitting by the pool, having accomplished absolutely nothing of value today. Mellow and pleasant and just what I needed.
As for R38 thinking it odd that I would write so much while under the influence, pot tends to make me more verbose than I already am.
Besides, this seems like an exceptionally un-elaborate scenario. In fact, it's so painfully mundane and that if I hadn't been stoned, I can't see that I'd have had any reason to write it in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/18/2013|
I love OP. It took him 6 min. to write a perfectly lovely opening post about an exceptional, yet "mundane" day. (Smoked dope for the first time in years and going to a wedding!)
Anyway, it's one Friday, one occasion. Why not enjoy your nice day? You probably didn't "celebrate" Columbus Day on Monday. Why not have a nice holiday today, instead? Most important thing: Kitty got fed, so you're a decent person.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/18/2013|
[quote]Ugh. Of all the drugs users out there, potheads are the worst. Go do something useful with your life!
I'm going to guess you've never met a cokehead, or a meth or heroin addict.
Yes, there are certainly tiresome, militant potsmokers out there, if that's what you are complaining about. But I think people who are single-issue about anything are tiresome.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/18/2013|
[quote]Of all the drugs users out there, potheads are the worst.
I would vote for drunks being the worst—if only for the fact that they're so fucking numerous. Every single family get-together we have is just one more reason for everyone to get as shit-faced as they possibly can. Then they bicker and argue and fight and cry. Then everybody gets in their cars and drives home! Last Christmas we all waved goodbye as my cousins drove away—driving the wrong way on a one-way street. I am truly amazed that no one has been killed yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/18/2013|
Potheads are the BEST.
Drunks are THE WORST, period.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/18/2013|
I've been a drink and a pothead - as a pothead I never beat anyone up or woke up in my car in my driveway in the morning, or worse. At best I gained twenty pounds as a pothead and told a lot of dumb stories about cartoons.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/19/2013|
PS - to whoever said that potheads were worse: bitch, I was a bad, bad, bad meth addict for a few years and if I'm a pothead until I die I won't be able to cause a fraction of the hellish havoc I did on meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/19/2013|
R16 is obviously a raging coke fiend.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/19/2013|
Whomever said potheads were the worst, is an idiot. Damn, if you don't know anything, keep your stupid mouth shut.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/19/2013|
Smoke the rest of it, Mary. NOW.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/19/2013|
Glad you got the massage OP. My favorite thing to do when high in the middle of the day (which I rarely do).
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/19/2013|