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Henry Cavill: His boobs are too big to be Superman and he's too hairy.

I admit I stole this thread from imdb. Agree? Disagree? Why or why not?

by Anonymousreply 11205/05/2015

Absolutely disagree. What idiot wrote that? It wasn't Jealous Joe, was it? Amazing he has time in his schedule to be such a catty bitch.

His hairy chest is perfection. Hairy chests in general (as long as the guy is pretty fit) are perfection.

by Anonymousreply 110/17/2013

This thread is useless without pictures of superman boobs.

by Anonymousreply 210/17/2013

Men have hair, if you don't like it, try the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 310/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 410/17/2013

He does need to work at though, otherwise, he has doughy moobs:

by Anonymousreply 510/17/2013

work at it*

by Anonymousreply 610/17/2013

OP = Joe Manganiello

by Anonymousreply 710/17/2013

Unless his boobs look like this, no, they're not too big.

by Anonymousreply 810/17/2013

Oh dear lord, R8.

by Anonymousreply 910/17/2013

he should shave his chest

by Anonymousreply 1010/17/2013

R8 YUM!!

by Anonymousreply 1110/17/2013

His boobs are meant for sucking.

by Anonymousreply 1210/17/2013

R8, Yeah, YUM, until you glance upwards!

by Anonymousreply 1310/17/2013

Let me show you how its really done, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 1410/17/2013

Christ, Joe, get some time in that schedule to work on those odd pecs.

by Anonymousreply 1510/17/2013

In the comics Superman has often been drawn with a hairy chest so I don't think that's an issue.

The problem with Cavill is that he has NO personality or identity that would make him distinctive from a thousand other good-looking, competent actors.

Christopher Reeves' portrayal is in no danger of being forgotten or superseded.

by Anonymousreply 1610/17/2013

I prefer him at R5.

by Anonymousreply 1710/17/2013

From the picture that R5 posted it looks Cavill has muscle with a layer of fat over it. My guess is that he's not careful about what he eats. If he's not paying attention, by the time he's in his 40s when your metabolism really slows down, it could be a problem for him.

by Anonymousreply 1810/17/2013

It's his face that makes him wrong for Superman. It's too soft and pretty, not enough angles.

by Anonymousreply 1910/17/2013

R18, its a problem now. You might want to tell the porker to go easy on the Guinness. $10 bucks says his fat ass won't be able to fit in his MOS suit in time for the sequel.

Oh, and here it is again, in case you missed it the first time...

by Anonymousreply 2010/17/2013

R20, some of us aren't 16 year old girls on Tumblr, what were you attempting to link?

R16, Cavill is Superman to this generation.

by Anonymousreply 2110/17/2013

How would Superman shave his chest? Or his chin, for that matter. Or cut his hair? I suspect that this will keep me awake for several seconds tonight.

by Anonymousreply 2210/17/2013

[quote]How would Superman shave his chest? Or his chin, for that matter. Or cut his hair?

Heat vision and a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 2310/17/2013

Something about a mirror and the sun or heat vision or some shit like that.

by Anonymousreply 2410/17/2013

[quote]$10 bucks says his fat ass won't be able to fit in his MOS suit in time for the sequel.

He'll be fine. Why wouldn't he be disciplined considering how much money he stands to make? Millions of dollars would sure as hell have me working my ass off.

by Anonymousreply 2510/17/2013

[quote]He does need to work at though, otherwise, he has doughy moobs

Gurl... you need to come over here and see mine, to REALLY know what doughy moobs look like. r5 is not it!

by Anonymousreply 2610/17/2013

[quote] He'll be fine. Why wouldn't he be disciplined considering how much money he stands to make?

Because he's an alcoholic and has fat genes.

by Anonymousreply 2710/17/2013

R21. "Cavill is Superman to this generation"

Which is EXACTLY why the actor AND his portrayal will be completely forgotten in 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 2810/17/2013

He was chubby for five mins when he was a kid, that's hardly "fat genes."

Here he is with his brothers and mother; not exactly the "Honey Boo Boo" family.

by Anonymousreply 2910/17/2013

You think that boy has unattractive, hairy moobs? How quickly you forget....

by Anonymousreply 3010/17/2013

The difference between Cavill and his critics is that Cavill can be hot and buff much of the time. His critics don't even have the potential.

by Anonymousreply 3110/17/2013

Bump and lady lumps

by Anonymousreply 3210/18/2013

Anyone putting down this guy's physical appearance better be prepared to show us that world famous sculptors have so admired their beauty that they insisted upon immortalizing that beauty in stone.

by Anonymousreply 3310/18/2013

My goodness, did you read that thread on IMDB about why people think he's gay?

Forget which side of the fence you're on when it comes to his sexuality, a lot of them aren't very bright.

by Anonymousreply 3410/18/2013

[quote] Anyone putting down this guy's physical appearance better be prepared to show us that world famous sculptors have so admired their beauty that they insisted upon immortalizing that beauty in stone.

The very notion of asking regular people to compare themselves physically or otherwise to that of a celebrity is both ludicrous and juvenile. A better and more fair assessment would be to rate him against his celebrity peers. Or better yet, on what he USED to look like before the fame and fairy (no pun intended...) dust.

by Anonymousreply 3510/18/2013

R35, he was always a good-looking guy - even as a younger man. His bone structure is perfection. Fame/fairy dust has nothing to do with it.

We're not talking about acting here, we're talking solely about physical appearance and with that, he CAN be compared to the very people criticizing him, regardless of their jobs.

The question is that if one works out like this guy, will they look as good as him? Probably not.

by Anonymousreply 3610/18/2013

I disagree violently OP!

His chest is broad, muscular, furry, PERFECTION.

by Anonymousreply 3710/18/2013

No doubt he's a beautiful man but then again, there's a lot of people who aren't the least big attracted to pretty boys. But let's get real, he hasn't always been a total package. His body on The Tudors was soft and doughy.

Yes, the body he has now is the result of an incredible amount of hard work and likely some enhancements. Even he has commented on how difficult it was and how he doesn't like doing it.

And if you want to take it back to every day people. No, the average man doesn't have the time, resources or inclination to take his body that extreme. And if Cavill were an average "working stiff", he sure as hell wouldn't look like that either.

by Anonymousreply 3810/18/2013

Does Superman have a hairy anus??

by Anonymousreply 3910/18/2013

Superman has a anus of steel.

by Anonymousreply 4010/18/2013

[quote]His body on The Tudors was soft and doughy.

Looks pretty good to me:

by Anonymousreply 4110/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 4210/18/2013

Boob bump.

by Anonymousreply 4410/19/2013

Fantastic hairy boobs:

by Anonymousreply 4510/19/2013

He's perfection. Where was it written that Superman wasn't hairy?

by Anonymousreply 4610/19/2013

I blew Richard Speck, but I didn't blow Superman.

by Anonymousreply 4710/19/2013

Now those would not pass the pencil test.

by Anonymousreply 4810/19/2013

I wonder if he gets paid by underarmour to wear their breast-enhancing tanks. Gina Carano is also now with UA.

There will be underarmour product placement in the new Batman-Superman movie, too.

by Anonymousreply 4910/19/2013

Quite big (hairy) tits.

by Anonymousreply 5010/20/2013

His hairy "boobs" from the Superman set.

by Anonymousreply 5110/22/2013

I guess it was growing back after he foolishly shaved them boobs.

by Anonymousreply 5210/22/2013

I could be wrong and maybe I'm seeing things, but I'm starting to think they may have given him a little "something" to build muscle because it looks to me like he has a bit of shoulder hair that wasn't there when he wasn't so muscular:

by Anonymousreply 5310/22/2013

R16, neither is mine.

by Anonymousreply 5410/22/2013

r53, those are veins, not hair.

by Anonymousreply 5510/22/2013

Too hairy but NOT too big.

by Anonymousreply 5610/22/2013

You sure those are veins, R55?

by Anonymousreply 5710/22/2013

It doesn't look like it R58.

by Anonymousreply 5910/22/2013

I want to breastfeed from Henry's hairy titties and then lick every hair on his shoulders and back.

by Anonymousreply 6010/22/2013

R60's a chick.

by Anonymousreply 6110/23/2013

R55 is blind and has clearly never seen veins if (s)he thinks they look like that on the shoulders.

I saw other pictures of him from that particular gym session - it's a bit of hair on his shoulders, nothing too major, but it's hair.

I mean he's not exactly Khalid Sheik Mohammad when it comes to being hirsute, but the guy's clearly got a lot of testosterone.

by Anonymousreply 6210/23/2013


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by Anonymousreply 6410/25/2013

Despite his lack of personality and apparent acting skills, per the consensus here, I think he, of all the actors, looks the most like Superman.

by Anonymousreply 6510/25/2013

Hairy pecs.

by Anonymousreply 6610/27/2013

Do we know if Henry C. has a type of guy he goes for? With that ass, he could a lot of latino or black guys beating a path to his door.

by Anonymousreply 6710/27/2013

"With that ass"

What about his ass, R67?

by Anonymousreply 6810/27/2013

You people calling him fat are seriously deranged.

by Anonymousreply 6910/27/2013

Those pecs aren't at their hairiest because he shaved it early on in training.

by Anonymousreply 7010/27/2013

hot shot of him and his spectacular ass climbing on top of michael shannon

by Anonymousreply 7110/27/2013

If Joe would stop manscaping, he would be perfect

by Anonymousreply 7210/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 7311/30/2013

R72. Who's Joe?

by Anonymousreply 7411/30/2013

Yes, who is Joe?

by Anonymousreply 7512/01/2013

I know body builders pride themselves for being cut but I think to little body fat is a big turn off. It's a short road to freaky people and some muscle dudes can't help but drive there.

Cavill has not been fat as an adult, just more muscular at some times than others. He was *perfect* during the Tudor years and had a very nice ass which was shown on screen and is well worth a google search.

by Anonymousreply 7612/01/2013

Joe Mangianello or however the fuck it's spelled.

The guy from TrueBlood.

by Anonymousreply 7712/01/2013

The proper DL spelling is Manjello.

by Anonymousreply 7812/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 7912/01/2013

Any of the queens pooh poohing the chest hair are well,.....queens.

by Anonymousreply 8012/01/2013

I meant chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 8212/01/2013

You are the reason they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 8312/01/2013

he is smokin hot, bro

by Anonymousreply 8412/01/2013

Bro, r84? Why bro?

by Anonymousreply 8512/01/2013

OP.....REALLY showed her flyover ass on this one.

by Anonymousreply 8612/04/2013

MMMM he is all man baby!

by Anonymousreply 8712/04/2013

We need a new cosy dinner thread. The thread finally got good as we started discussing the Corey-Henry relationship.

Way too many pics of those two for it to be "just friends."

by Anonymousreply 8812/05/2013


by Anonymousreply 8901/15/2014

OP is a pedo

by Anonymousreply 9001/15/2014

Pick, pick, pick, pick on him. He's a God. Period.

by Anonymousreply 9101/15/2014

I'd like to see him stand boob to boob with Kellan Lutz.

by Anonymousreply 9201/19/2014

Who would win, R92?

by Anonymousreply 9301/19/2014

Kellan is more consistently big and buff. Henry is only big and buff when in his Superman role.

by Anonymousreply 9401/19/2014

I want to suckle on Henry's breasts.

by Anonymousreply 9501/19/2014

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by Anonymousreply 9601/19/2014

I would happily count the hairs on Mr Cavill' s hole w/ my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 9701/19/2014

I finally saw "Man of Steel." Cavill didn't need to act in that film (and he didn't - very wooden delivery and a lot of "blue steel" glaring). The whole thing was CGI explosions and muscle posing. Diane Lane turned in the only decent performance with the stilted dialogue she was given.

by Anonymousreply 9801/19/2014

His moobs are unsightly and that much hair is gross. He has a very stocky built. I'd rather fuck Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 9901/19/2014


by Anonymousreply 10010/20/2014

He's one of the few hairy men I think is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 10110/20/2014

His hairy body is perfection. I love it.

by Anonymousreply 10210/20/2014

He can pull off body hair.

by Anonymousreply 10310/20/2014

I never watch movies where the mans tits are bigger than the womans.

by Anonymousreply 10410/21/2014

I'm not worried. He doesn't have what it takes to replace me.

by Anonymousreply 10510/21/2014

I totally agree, R105.

by Anonymousreply 10610/21/2014


by Anonymousreply 10705/05/2015

Brandon Routh has never had one ounce of sex appeal. Big, blank features. Big, bland torso with no definition and not even a hint of body hair. One big blob of nothing.

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2015

Is Routh part Asian?

by Anonymousreply 10905/05/2015

Why do you ask, R109?

by Anonymousreply 11005/05/2015

R108, I like that he doesn't have a hint of body hair but also like Cavill's hairy chest.

by Anonymousreply 11105/05/2015

[quote]hot shot of him and his spectacular ass climbing on top of michael shannon

Cavill...Great looking but NOT sexy.

Shannon...not great looking BUT sexy.

Funny how that sometimes works.

by Anonymousreply 11205/05/2015
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