Have at it boys!
Lets pretend we're a Martin Scorsese Film"
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/21/2013|
I'm the Rolling Stones on the soundtrack.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/17/2013|
I'm the voice over by the main character/s needed to explain the backstory and plot points.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/17/2013|
I'm Robert De Niro.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/17/2013|
I'm Henry Krinkle, K-R-I-N-K-L-E.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/17/2013|
I'm the heavy Catholic symbolism.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/17/2013|
I'm the lavish interiors
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/17/2013|
I'm the Snorricam POV shot pushing open the barroom door to the aforementioned Rolling Stones song.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/17/2013|
I am the Catholicism. And I'm everywhere
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/17/2013|
I'm the Oscar it took over 30 years of exemplary filmmaking to get.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/17/2013|
I'm joe Pesci, overracting and throwing tantrums in every scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/17/2013|
I'm the stereotypical loud mouth violent Italian who beats his wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/17/2013|
I'm the Elias Koteas cameo in Shutter Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/17/2013|
R11 I'm Joe Pesci, playing characters who were about 10 times more volatile and brutal in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/17/2013|
I'm Leonardo DeCaprio.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/17/2013|
I'm the black people who usually don't get cast but the "N" word and moolie always seem to pop up in the dialogue.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/17/2013|
Dude, stop it with these threads. If you want to do another one, wait for a couple weeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/17/2013|
I'm the jackass who insists that when making movies about Italian Americans it is essential that they be played by black actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/17/2013|
Hi, I'm Robert De Niro and I've become a very mediocre actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/17/2013|
Hi, I'm WEHT Robert de Niro?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/17/2013|
I'm the miscast twink who tries to play the menacing, complex and manly lead
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/17/2013|
I'm the intense slow motion scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/17/2013|
I'm the weight that Leo has put on over the years
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/17/2013|
I'm the intense slow motion scene with either the piano solo from Layla, Gimme Shelter or Can't You Hear Me Knocking playing over it. Same three choices.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/17/2013|
These let's pretend threads are so lame. Stop pretending.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/17/2013|
I'm the red lights in the bar scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/17/2013|
Now let's have a "Let's Pretend we're a Tim Burton film" thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/17/2013|
I'm the poster who doesn't like a thread so I post to say I don't like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/17/2013|
I'm the racial slurs used repeatedly because thats gritty.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/17/2013|
I wouldn't mind a "Let's Pretend we're a David O. Russell Film" thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/17/2013|
I'm the eyebrows that have gotten more and more overgrown over the years.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/17/2013|
I'm the movies Marty Scorsese is in! He's a cuter actor than director, methinks
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/17/2013|
I'm Liza Minnelli and I actually dated that midget.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/17/2013|
R26 I'm the extra that trips over in the red-lit bar scene and gets lacerated by broken glass and sues the production.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/17/2013|
I'm Marty and I can't believe I dated that freak.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/17/2013|
I'm the only one who liked Kundun.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/17/2013|
I'm the remake of "Cape Fear" which was a bad Idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/17/2013|
I'm the 926th gold bugle bead on Sharon Stone's halter dress.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/17/2013|
I'm all the violent deaths that happen to be almost comical or artistic or that have become iconic.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/17/2013|
I'm Alice and no one ever said "Mel Kiss My Grits" in the original movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/17/2013|
I'm the phone that Joe Pesci keeps bashing people on the head with.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/17/2013|
I'm his evil twin.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/17/2013|
I don't live here anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/17/2013|
I'm the acne scars on Ray Liotta's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/17/2013|
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't know why I was cast either, but you won't hear me complaining!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/17/2013|
I'm Isabella Rosselini and I actually MARRIED that midget.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/17/2013|
I'm the shine box Joe Pesci left at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/17/2013|
I'm the dirt grime and sleazy peep shows in "Taxi Driver".
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/17/2013|
I'm Janice Rossi's crystal ball and silk sofa from Siam!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/17/2013|
I'm Howard Hughes and I think Leonardo Dicaprio looks nothing like me.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/17/2013|
I'm an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. (and I did)
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/17/2013|
I'm Ava Gardner and you can buy me DINNER.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/17/2013|
I'm Francis Ford Coppola. I'm so irrelevant these days I don't even get a Lets pretend thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/17/2013|
As a matter of fact, I am Frankie Valli and I am some kinda bigshot!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/18/2013|
I'm the 124th utterance of the word "fuck" found on page 32 of the script.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/18/2013|
I'm John Hinckley, grateful for the inspiration.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/18/2013|
I'm the DVD extras. Marty likes to talk...and talk...and talk...and talk...and...talk...
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/18/2013|
I'm "Bringing Out The Dead", and I fulfil the thread title.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/18/2013|
I'm the perfume Debbie Mazur inspects in Janice Rossi's bedroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/18/2013|
I'm the babysitter Lois's hat.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/18/2013|
I'm Harvey Keitel with long hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/18/2013|
Well I'm the only one here....
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/18/2013|
I'm Marty's cute and funny mother who makes a cameo every now and then.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/18/2013|
I'm Iris' toast with grape jelly and loads of sugar.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/18/2013|
R64 MOOOMMM! PLEEEASE STOP CAWWLING ME!!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/18/2013|
I'm about as funny as an orphanage on fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/18/2013|
I'm the black guy from Kangaroo Jack. What the hell am I doing here?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/18/2013|
I'm all the ugly, stupid, violent people from his past he can't seem to rise above.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/18/2013|
I'm the verrrry thinly sliced garlic for the spaghetti sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/18/2013|
I'm Leonardo DiCaprio's lost ambition doomed to roam behind Scorsese.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||10/19/2013|
I'm the doctor who takes pity on Hill and gives him a Valium. You'll see me again on [italic]the Wire[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 71||10/19/2013|
I'm Robbie Robertson, and no matter what's happening on stage at the Last Waltz, I've made it clear to Marty that those cameras are to remain focused only on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/20/2013|
I'm Janice at the Copacabana on a Saturday night.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/20/2013|
I'm Levon Helm. The Last Waltz is a piece of garbage, and I'm gonna whip the piss out of Robertson and Score-eatzi and that crowd of thieves for stealing all the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/20/2013|
I'm the diamonds falling out of Joe Pesci's wife's big hair in Casino.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/20/2013|
[quote]I'm Liza Minnelli and I actually dated that midget.
I'm the "Happy Endingsh" sequenshe cut from the original releash of the film!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/20/2013|
You people understand that OP is writing 75% of the answers on this thread and he is the one who consistently posts these haplessly gay "Let's Pretend..."threads?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/20/2013|
I'm Cathy Moriarty, face obscured by a fence as I'm introduced to the protagonist.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/20/2013|
It is OP coming from INSIDE THE POST!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||10/20/2013|
I'm morries wig that stays on in hurricane winds.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||10/20/2013|
I'm the masterful editing work of Thelma Schoonmaker--the genius behind the genius, evidenced by the fact that she has more Oscars for Marty's films than he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/21/2013|
I'm the rapist
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/21/2013|
I'm Cameron Diaz. the lead actress in a Scorsese film. Yes, you read that correctly. You really did. Go back and read it again. Out loud. Go back and read it again. Out loud.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/21/2013|