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Lets pretend we're a Martin Scorsese Film"

Have at it boys!

by Anonymousreply 8611/22/2013

I'm the Rolling Stones on the soundtrack.

by Anonymousreply 110/17/2013

I'm the voice over by the main character/s needed to explain the backstory and plot points.

by Anonymousreply 210/17/2013

I'm Robert De Niro.

by Anonymousreply 310/17/2013

I'm Henry Krinkle, K-R-I-N-K-L-E.

by Anonymousreply 410/17/2013

I'm the heavy Catholic symbolism.

by Anonymousreply 510/17/2013

I'm the lavish interiors

by Anonymousreply 610/17/2013

I'm the Snorricam POV shot pushing open the barroom door to the aforementioned Rolling Stones song.

by Anonymousreply 710/17/2013

I am the Catholicism. And I'm everywhere

by Anonymousreply 810/17/2013

I'm the Oscar it took over 30 years of exemplary filmmaking to get.

by Anonymousreply 910/17/2013

I'm joe Pesci, overracting and throwing tantrums in every scene.

by Anonymousreply 1010/17/2013

I'm the stereotypical loud mouth violent Italian who beats his wife.

by Anonymousreply 1110/17/2013

I'm the Elias Koteas cameo in Shutter Island.

by Anonymousreply 1210/17/2013

R11 I'm Joe Pesci, playing characters who were about 10 times more volatile and brutal in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1310/17/2013

I'm Leonardo DeCaprio.

by Anonymousreply 1410/17/2013

I'm the black people who usually don't get cast but the "N" word and moolie always seem to pop up in the dialogue.

by Anonymousreply 1510/17/2013

Dude, stop it with these threads. If you want to do another one, wait for a couple weeks.

by Anonymousreply 1610/17/2013

I'm the jackass who insists that when making movies about Italian Americans it is essential that they be played by black actors.

by Anonymousreply 1710/17/2013

Hi, I'm Robert De Niro and I've become a very mediocre actor.

by Anonymousreply 1810/17/2013

Hi, I'm WEHT Robert de Niro?

by Anonymousreply 1910/17/2013

I'm the miscast twink who tries to play the menacing, complex and manly lead

by Anonymousreply 2010/17/2013

I'm the intense slow motion scene.

by Anonymousreply 2110/17/2013

I'm the weight that Leo has put on over the years

by Anonymousreply 2210/17/2013

I'm the intense slow motion scene with either the piano solo from Layla, Gimme Shelter or Can't You Hear Me Knocking playing over it. Same three choices.

by Anonymousreply 2310/17/2013

These let's pretend threads are so lame. Stop pretending.

by Anonymousreply 2410/17/2013

I'm the red lights in the bar scene.

by Anonymousreply 2510/17/2013

Now let's have a "Let's Pretend we're a Tim Burton film" thread!

by Anonymousreply 2610/17/2013

I'm the poster who doesn't like a thread so I post to say I don't like it.

by Anonymousreply 2710/17/2013

I'm the racial slurs used repeatedly because thats gritty.

by Anonymousreply 2810/17/2013

I wouldn't mind a "Let's Pretend we're a David O. Russell Film" thread.

by Anonymousreply 2910/17/2013

I'm the eyebrows that have gotten more and more overgrown over the years.

by Anonymousreply 3010/17/2013

I'm the movies Marty Scorsese is in! He's a cuter actor than director, methinks

by Anonymousreply 3110/17/2013

I'm Liza Minnelli and I actually dated that midget.

by Anonymousreply 3210/17/2013

R26 I'm the extra that trips over in the red-lit bar scene and gets lacerated by broken glass and sues the production.

by Anonymousreply 3310/17/2013

I'm Marty and I can't believe I dated that freak.

by Anonymousreply 3410/17/2013

I'm the only one who liked Kundun.

by Anonymousreply 3510/17/2013

I'm the remake of "Cape Fear" which was a bad Idea.

by Anonymousreply 3610/17/2013

I'm the 926th gold bugle bead on Sharon Stone's halter dress.

by Anonymousreply 3710/17/2013

I'm all the violent deaths that happen to be almost comical or artistic or that have become iconic.

by Anonymousreply 3810/17/2013

I'm Alice and no one ever said "Mel Kiss My Grits" in the original movie.

by Anonymousreply 3910/17/2013

I'm the phone that Joe Pesci keeps bashing people on the head with.

by Anonymousreply 4010/17/2013

I'm his evil twin.

by Anonymousreply 4110/17/2013

I don't live here anymore.

by Anonymousreply 4210/17/2013

I'm the acne scars on Ray Liotta's face.

by Anonymousreply 4310/17/2013

I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.

I don't know why I was cast either, but you won't hear me complaining!!!

by Anonymousreply 4410/17/2013

I'm Isabella Rosselini and I actually MARRIED that midget.

by Anonymousreply 4510/17/2013

I'm the shine box Joe Pesci left at home.

by Anonymousreply 4610/17/2013

I'm the dirt grime and sleazy peep shows in "Taxi Driver".

by Anonymousreply 4710/17/2013

I'm Janice Rossi's crystal ball and silk sofa from Siam!

by Anonymousreply 4810/17/2013

I'm Jeannie!

by Anonymousreply 4910/17/2013

I'm Howard Hughes and I think Leonardo Dicaprio looks nothing like me.

by Anonymousreply 5010/17/2013

I'm an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. (and I did)

by Anonymousreply 5110/17/2013

I'm Ava Gardner and you can buy me DINNER.

by Anonymousreply 5210/17/2013

I'm Francis Ford Coppola. I'm so irrelevant these days I don't even get a Lets pretend thread.

by Anonymousreply 5310/17/2013

As a matter of fact, I am Frankie Valli and I am some kinda bigshot!

by Anonymousreply 5410/18/2013

I'm the 124th utterance of the word "fuck" found on page 32 of the script.

by Anonymousreply 5510/18/2013

I'm John Hinckley, grateful for the inspiration.

by Anonymousreply 5610/18/2013

I'm the DVD extras. Marty likes to talk...and talk...and talk...and talk...and...talk...

by Anonymousreply 5710/18/2013

I'm "Bringing Out The Dead", and I fulfil the thread title.

by Anonymousreply 5810/18/2013

I'm the perfume Debbie Mazur inspects in Janice Rossi's bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 5910/18/2013

I'm the babysitter Lois's hat.

by Anonymousreply 6010/18/2013

I'm Harvey Keitel with long hair.

by Anonymousreply 6110/18/2013

Well I'm the only one here....

by Anonymousreply 6210/18/2013

I'm Marty's cute and funny mother who makes a cameo every now and then.

by Anonymousreply 6310/18/2013

I'm Iris' toast with grape jelly and loads of sugar.

by Anonymousreply 6410/18/2013

R64 MOOOMMM! PLEEEASE STOP CAWWLING ME!!

by Anonymousreply 6510/18/2013

I'm about as funny as an orphanage on fire.

by Anonymousreply 6610/18/2013

I'm the black guy from Kangaroo Jack. What the hell am I doing here?

by Anonymousreply 6710/18/2013

I'm all the ugly, stupid, violent people from his past he can't seem to rise above.

by Anonymousreply 6810/18/2013

I'm the verrrry thinly sliced garlic for the spaghetti sauce.

by Anonymousreply 6910/18/2013

I'm Leonardo DiCaprio's lost ambition doomed to roam behind Scorsese.

by Anonymousreply 7010/20/2013

I'm the doctor who takes pity on Hill and gives him a Valium. You'll see me again on [italic]the Wire[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 7110/20/2013

I'm Robbie Robertson, and no matter what's happening on stage at the Last Waltz, I've made it clear to Marty that those cameras are to remain focused only on me.

by Anonymousreply 7210/20/2013

I'm Janice at the Copacabana on a Saturday night.

by Anonymousreply 7310/20/2013

I'm Levon Helm. The Last Waltz is a piece of garbage, and I'm gonna whip the piss out of Robertson and Score-eatzi and that crowd of thieves for stealing all the money.

by Anonymousreply 7410/20/2013

I'm the diamonds falling out of Joe Pesci's wife's big hair in Casino.

by Anonymousreply 7510/20/2013

[quote]I'm Liza Minnelli and I actually dated that midget.

I'm the "Happy Endingsh" sequenshe cut from the original releash of the film!

by Anonymousreply 7610/20/2013

You people understand that OP is writing 75% of the answers on this thread and he is the one who consistently posts these haplessly gay "Let's Pretend..."threads?

by Anonymousreply 7710/20/2013

I'm Cathy Moriarty, face obscured by a fence as I'm introduced to the protagonist.

by Anonymousreply 7810/20/2013

It is OP coming from INSIDE THE POST!

by Anonymousreply 7910/20/2013

I'm morries wig that stays on in hurricane winds.

by Anonymousreply 8010/20/2013

I'm the masterful editing work of Thelma Schoonmaker--the genius behind the genius, evidenced by the fact that she has more Oscars for Marty's films than he does.

by Anonymousreply 8111/22/2013

I'm the rapist

by Anonymousreply 8211/22/2013

I'm Cameron Diaz. the lead actress in a Scorsese film. Yes, you read that correctly. You really did. Go back and read it again. Out loud. Go back and read it again. Out loud.

by Anonymousreply 8311/22/2013
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