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What do you think of this naked guy?


by Anonymousreply 4610/30/2013

OMG, that's my nephew. Seriously. Where did you get this? That's the iPhone I got him for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 110/17/2013

I have a feeling he took a hundred shots just to get one that made him look pretty good.

Say "no" to obviously trimmed pubes.

by Anonymousreply 210/17/2013

He's gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 310/17/2013

Which NYC mayoral candidate is that one?

by Anonymousreply 410/17/2013

I'm thinking that bathroom needs a makeover immediately.

by Anonymousreply 510/17/2013

Not gorgeous not stunning...he's certainly not ugly and his body is acceptable...I would say slightly above average...Maybe I'd agree to have sex but not "OMG hot".

by Anonymousreply 610/17/2013

Oddly enough, if he'd sent the pic with no face, it would have been hotter.

He's not ugly at all but the best is below the neck.

by Anonymousreply 710/17/2013

R1 -- Are you ugly like your nephew?

by Anonymousreply 810/17/2013

My god. This pic belongs on

by Anonymousreply 910/17/2013

Quite big dick.

by Anonymousreply 1010/17/2013

Losing his hair. Bald by 32.

by Anonymousreply 1110/17/2013

I like him.

by Anonymousreply 1210/17/2013

cute. good body. not an absolute looker like i wouldn't look twice. not really digging the hairstyle. looks like he could either be a sweetheart or complete rat bastard.

by Anonymousreply 1310/17/2013


by Anonymousreply 1410/17/2013

skinny prissy twink.

by Anonymousreply 1510/17/2013

Too hairless.

by Anonymousreply 1610/17/2013

It's the overly fluffed and fluffy hair atop his head that's the one stumbling block. It looks like way too much effort was lavished on an unsatisfactory outcome.

Shorter, less fussed over hair would be a huge improvement. Otherwise he's fine, not extraordinary, but everything solidly above average, and with some good attributes.

If he were soaking wet, he'd look very good. It's just that blown-dry hair...

by Anonymousreply 1710/17/2013

Big lollipop head, small body.


by Anonymousreply 1810/17/2013

Plucked/Shaped brows seldom look good on men...

by Anonymousreply 1910/18/2013

I'd say yes.

by Anonymousreply 2010/18/2013

I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 2110/18/2013

Someone should tell him he really needs to clean up after he finishes playing with the poppers and Kris Lord Supercock in the tub.

by Anonymousreply 2210/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 2310/18/2013

He cleaned the mirror before shooting and adjusted the white balance after. I'm in love.

by Anonymousreply 2410/18/2013

Too bad about the loss of his foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 2510/18/2013

He could easily be a backup dancer for Janet Jackson. She'd love to have him on tour. He's very Rhythm Nation.

by Anonymousreply 2610/18/2013

skin of a former fatty.

by Anonymousreply 2710/18/2013

Please critique him. He's my fantasy of the week. I'd start my own thread, and not hijack yours but...

by Anonymousreply 2810/18/2013

He's on meth and dehydrated. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 2910/18/2013

Meh. Kinda skinny. Strange hair. Nice penis.

by Anonymousreply 3010/18/2013

R28, your guy is somewhat chunky. His face is busted. His thighs were made for a cannibal. He probably has a 34-36 inch waist. I bet his ass is like cottage cheese. Nice cock though.

by Anonymousreply 3110/18/2013

I like pretty much everything about him. He's cute, looks slightly nerdy (but in the good way), perfect body (for my tastes) and a really nice looking, mouth-watering cock.

Yes, please!

by Anonymousreply 3210/18/2013

R28, put that thing away! He's hideous. Nice cock though.

by Anonymousreply 3310/18/2013

R31, you clearly have an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 3410/18/2013

R34, I bet you're chunky too. Put down the ring dings and ding dongs, ya fat ass fucking bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3510/29/2013

I like chunky

by Anonymousreply 3610/29/2013

Body is fine, nothing spectacular, but not terrible. The problem area is above the shoulders. There is something going on with the hair that I just cant put my finger on. Perhaps a receding hairline that he is trying to mask by pushing it forward? The shaped eyebrows is an absolute deal breaker under any circumstances. I have a feeling he may be older than some might think, going on the size of his ears.

Also, the mirror is filthy.

by Anonymousreply 3710/29/2013

1. He looks like a girl.

2. The bathroom is messy.

3. He looks like a girl.

by Anonymousreply 3810/29/2013

I wouldn't want to see him in porn, but I'd be very happy if he hit on me in a bar or went home with me.

by Anonymousreply 3910/29/2013

He has a nice penis.

by Anonymousreply 4010/29/2013

chick with a dick.

by Anonymousreply 4110/29/2013

Uncle Wally?

by Anonymousreply 4210/29/2013

What kind of mental illness is on display in R38?

I'm talking specifically about the need to slur a fairly regular-looking guy as looking "like a girl" while displaying the extremely effemin@te trait of OCD-level housekeeping snobbery.

by Anonymousreply 4310/30/2013

Perhaps he cuts his own hair?

Attractive young man, a grower, a 90s bathroom: I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 4410/30/2013

Looks like quite a stretch to reach the toilet paper from the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 4510/30/2013

He does look a little 'delicate'. Not my thing, but if you want to have really bad sex with that go for it. The guy at R28 needs to lose 20 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 4610/30/2013
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