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What would your super power be?

I would be able to cause my adversary to crap their pants, not just a b.m., we're talking every speck of matter and moisture and air comes rushing out in one second. If they were ready to lop off your head that plan would just stop as soon as BLAM. Of course in no time I would abuse the power, cut off in traffic...BLAM, no fries with my burger BLAM. Snarky response on DL, get out your toilet paper, lots of it.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 3010/18/2013

You are insane.

Kind of funny, but still insane.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 110/17/2013

R1 arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, yikes, ouch. Oh evil you, you stole my super power.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 210/17/2013

Next time, consider donating the $18 to Unicef instead, OP.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 310/17/2013

No use your super powers for fun not for good.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 410/17/2013

I just want the vampire "glamor"/compulsion power. Look someone in the eyes, and they'll do whatever I say, and I can even erase their memories, make them tell the truth, or just get naked and blow me.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 510/17/2013

OK R5, I will swap you super powers pretty please.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 610/17/2013

r5, that's not a superpower. That's being a rapist you silly billy.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 710/17/2013

Get a load of this poster – must be from the UK.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 810/17/2013

Immediately and permanently render MUTE any smug female, age 20 to 45 who talks in that know-it-all, sexy-baby voice!

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 910/17/2013

The power to give men spontaneous erections wherever and whenever.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1010/17/2013

If I had the power to control other people's minds, I could be filthy rich and bring about world peace!

But I'd really rather be able to fly.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1110/17/2013

I flip-flop between teleportation (useful in everyday life) and invisibility (lot more fun).

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1210/17/2013

I'd want to be able to make things disappear.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1310/17/2013

I'd make Ted Cruz's head explode on national television.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1410/17/2013

Gift-giving habits

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1510/17/2013

R14--

As in, "Hey Ted, do a Scanners!" (BLAM!!)

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1610/17/2013

It is a toss up between two:

1. Being to pause the world and do whatever I want while everything is "frozen"

2. Being able to hear everyone's thoughts (only when I want to and can control how many and how etc,).

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1710/17/2013

I like the way R14 thinks.

Can I suggest a dozen other names?

Boehner, Cantor, McConnell, Rush, Beck, Coulter, Ailes, Thomas & Scalia, Rand Paul & Paul Ryan, and of course, Gretchen Moll (just to have it happen in prime time on Fox News in front of all the sheep watching that shit)

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1810/17/2013

OP, you are insane. I want to add you to my salon of batshit crazy friends!

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 1910/17/2013

If you could fuck as fast as the Flash moves then you could walk up behind someone, fuck the hell out of them and then walk away and they'd just be standing there all embarrassed because they'd think they just sharted or something.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2010/17/2013

I want to see through thinks, xray vision. See through clothes and walls.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2110/17/2013

OP, I christen you "Captain Butterfish."

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2210/17/2013

I would love to have Sookie Stackhouse's ability to hear what people are thinking.

However would also want the ability to turn it on and off at will.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2310/17/2013

I could make anyone I want fall madly in love with me.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2410/17/2013

I'd make it so tornados do nothing more harmful than suck the clothes off everyone in their paths.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2510/17/2013

I'd turn my across-the-street neighbor's 'darling' little twins into Spawn of Chucky. Well, they sorta already ARE.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2610/17/2013

[quote]The power to give men spontaneous erections wherever and whenever.

I already have that power.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2710/17/2013

Shapeshifter.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2810/17/2013

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by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 2910/18/2013

If I had the power to control people's minds, when I went out shopping I'd make rich people run up to me and say "Here's the $500 I owe you, Bob!". And I'd have them add a small bequest to me in their wills, or hire me for bullshit "consulting" jobs, and have them devote their spare time to raising funds for my favorite charities. Which would give me the financial freedom to work on that World Peace thing, with time left over for sex with anyone I liked.

Of course flying or shapeshifting would be more fun, but less practical.

by miss poopie pants-yoursreply 3010/18/2013
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