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Tim Tebow on Vay-Kay

He's got no job, so he's hanging out in Hawaii.

For his DL fans:

by Anonymousreply 8010/29/2013

He is a professional Christian-that's his job. That way he can get paid under the table with a hand job.

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2013

He always looks retarded to me.

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2013

He's so adorable.

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2013

He actually looks pretty good. I wonder if this was staged for some sort of publicity to show agents he looks good enough to do other things.

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2013

Dancing With the Stars, Season 47!

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2013

He is looking good. Of course, he was on vacation with a woman -- his sister. Which, I'm certain, all single, straight 26-year-old men do.

by Anonymousreply 610/14/2013

I initially read this thread as Tim Tebow on Va-Jay-Jay.

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2013

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by Anonymousreply 810/14/2013

"He is looking good. Of course, he was on vacation with a woman -- his sister."

I'm too busy to date. Or at least that's what I tell my mom.

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2013

I wanna run my tongue down that treasure trail

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2013

Same here, R10. I want to follow that treasure trail to its ultimate conclusion!

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2013

Some chick is rubbing suntan lotion all over his back.

(Tim sometimes pretends she's not his sister.)

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2013

Hot-looking young guy. And, no, he doesn't look retarded.

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by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2013

Yes, that "chick" is his sister.

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2013

Such an unfortunate-looking man: overweight, flabby and unformed with a vacant, dumb expression. Overall, he has the form and countenance of a peasant.

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2013

R14, oh YES, he does, Mary! You're legally blind.

by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2013

His sister is hot!

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2013

I can see his pubes!

That's likely as close as you'll get to seeing him naked.

by Anonymousreply 2010/15/2013

He's cute as fuck

by Anonymousreply 2110/15/2013

No one cares about Ryan Lochte anymore, so I hope in another day or two everyone will stop talking about this dolt too.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2013

Nice tits

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2013

R18, not blind, I just have different (perhaps better) taste in men. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2013

This just proves how awful the taste level is on DL. There is a thread dedicated to some guy who walks around NASCAR races in a rubber tire and now this guy. I long for the days when this place only discussed quality men.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2013

His sister has a flat ass...

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2013

His shorts are slung pretty low for an uber- christian like Tebow! Not that I' m complaining........

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2013

Nice flip fuck thoughts running through my mind.

by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2013

I wonder if he manually spills his seed upon the ground a lot or if he is saving it all up for the right woman?

Maybe lots of nocturnal emissions? Wet, bloody sheets as opposed to Saffy's dry, bloody sheets??

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2013

I guess his future includes adding to the already inflated ex-athlete motivational speaking segment of society.

by Anonymousreply 3110/15/2013

Since he's not working maybe now he won't be too busy for a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 3210/15/2013

The guy in R15 is 62 million times better looking than that whale whose name is in the headline.

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2013

He has a friend in Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 3410/15/2013

Then you can have all the bony-armed femme guys, r33, I'll take the stud whose name in in the headline.

by Anonymousreply 3510/15/2013

Fat? A whale? Get real. You can see his cum gutters in that photo where his sister is applying suntan lotion. He's not ripped to the bone with single-digit body fat percentage, but that is a body most guys would be more than happy to have at the beach.

by Anonymousreply 3610/15/2013

Lawd, that's some big ole'man!

by Anonymousreply 3710/15/2013

He's hot as fuck. I wonder if he gets to milk unemployment. I wonder what his max out would be on his salary.

by Anonymousreply 3810/15/2013

Doesn't change the fact, R36, and never will change the fact, that the man looks like a boar.

by Anonymousreply 3910/15/2013

Tim's career is a testament to the power of prayer.

by Anonymousreply 4010/15/2013

He's hot

by Anonymousreply 4110/15/2013

Fat or not, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. He is a handsome guy with a really nice body.

It's just too bad that, behind closed doors, he probably is a rabid bigoted freak who thinks that homosexuals and loose women ought to be burned at the stake, coloreds should be enslaved and the Bible is the only true representation of how the world came to be.

by Anonymousreply 4310/15/2013

It's a sin for that man to keep his fat cock out of my hole!

by Anonymousreply 4410/15/2013

[quote]I initially read this thread as Tim Tebow on Va-Jay-Jay.

Well, I'm sure he believes in trying everything at least once.

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2013

How can anyone think he looks fat in that picture? He might be a fundie douchebag but he has a slammin' bod.

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2013

Any pics that show his feets?

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2013

Is he still a virgin?

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2013

Kissing for KISS tickets!

Not your ordinary straight guy peck. o_O

by Anonymousreply 4910/15/2013

I don't know why it was posted in this thread, but the video at R49 made me HORNY AS HELL.

by Anonymousreply 5010/15/2013

^ Oops. Wrong thread. Here's a conciliatory gesture.

by Anonymousreply 5110/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5310/15/2013

I thought the kiss was a nice touch.

by Anonymousreply 5410/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 5510/15/2013

"All the Tebow hate spewed on DL comes from dykes with daddy issues who hate the guy because he's not a fan of casual abortion."

Many people dislike him because he did ads for Focus on the Family.

Whining about "casual abortion" (there is no such thing) like a freeper makes you sound uneducated and dumb.

by Anonymousreply 5610/15/2013

Here we go.

Thanks for popping the bag of happy, R55. Let the bitchfest commence.

Personally, I like the part better where we simply objective hot Tebow and drool over his half-naked body.

by Anonymousreply 5710/15/2013

I don't think he's fat. Since he's not training anymore anyone with that amount of muscle is not going to be as defined. I think he still looks sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 5910/15/2013

I think he is hot too. Nice body, like the fur. I didn't realize how gay he sounds? I guess I always thought it was a DL fantasy. Now I'm not so sure?

by Anonymousreply 6010/15/2013

He's really let himself go.

And I'm in favor of abortion until the 16th year.

by Anonymousreply 6110/15/2013

R26 has horrible taste. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 6210/15/2013

R49 That was off topic but at the same time not really.

by Anonymousreply 6310/15/2013

I know, it seemed oddly relevant.

by Anonymousreply 6410/15/2013

Which one of you bitches flew the Tebow Time banner?

by Anonymousreply 6510/21/2013

Since Sam Bradford is hurt, the Rams are looking at Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 6610/21/2013

[quote]He always looks retarded to me.

Don't be so JEALOUS.

by Anonymousreply 6710/21/2013

[quote]Could he be any gayer?

My GAWD, what is with his gay arm gestures? Totally limpwristed.

by Anonymousreply 6810/21/2013

All of you saying he's fat and ugly probably wouldn't object if he started poking you from behind.

by Anonymousreply 6910/21/2013

Hot, and really got to be gay. The Christian stuff is a sad double blind - shames him into being closeted, but also gives him a reason to be a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 7010/21/2013

[quote]Enjoy you're failure.

Speaking of failure ...

(Oh, dear.)

by Anonymousreply 7210/21/2013

Man I so want to beard for Tebow, money for nothing and can you imagine if his sister were gay too? Best job in the world. She's hot.

"yeah yeah, keep not touching me Timmy, just like that! Praise the lord"

Straight men must be more naive than 12 year old girls. I can't believe I know even a few of them that believe a good looking grown man who is a football player and can get all the pussy he wants, is truly holding out for marriage. And that's before you hear him speak. They make fun of him, but actually buy it!

by Anonymousreply 7310/21/2013

Fat, ugly Tim Tebow. (I'll take two.)

by Anonymousreply 7410/21/2013

R73, you said it so well! Yes, it's just that.. improbability of it if you really look at it with common sense.

Hell, red states are more likely to have teenage pregnancies, abortions, divorces and so on even though they have higher numbers of christians.

by Anonymousreply 7510/22/2013

I've known a number of self-proclaimed male virgins who said their Christian faith compelled them to forgo sex until marriage. Yeah, not so much. A bunch of them got their girlfriends pregnant and others were into anal and oral so that the GF's vagina remained the honeymoon prize. Most of these guys also got married before 22. Aside from the rules against fornication being the worst kind of religious mumbo jumbo, I find it hard to believe that any adult, functioning male really is not having sex of some kind. If Tebow were straight, he would have been married by the end of his college career to some blonde Christian coed.

by Anonymousreply 7610/22/2013

I want Tebow at Jacksonville.

The owner is an absolute idiot. The team hasn't won a single game and no one would put butts in the seat like the returning hometown wonder kid.

by Anonymousreply 7710/22/2013

I'll bet the musk emanating from him is unbearable (ly) hot.

by Anonymousreply 7810/22/2013

Some magazine claimed he is dating a girl from the show Ready For Love. She's a "virgin for Jesus" also

by Anonymousreply 7910/29/2013

Still fat.

by Anonymousreply 8010/29/2013
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