I had penis surgery and the results are not what I wanted.
I wanted an average 5 to 7 inch penis and instead I have this unwieldily 9 incher to deal with for the rest of my life. The doctor said it would be much smaller after the swelling dissipated, but it's been a year and I can't wear my short shorts without looking like I'm stealing tubing at Home Depot. Doc says he believes my penis has remained enlarged is because I played with it too soon following surgery. I'm not buying that, he could have used hand retrains on me following surgery and didn't. Besides, I only pet the thing once or twice to be sure it was alive and well during recovery.
Do you think I have a lawsuit to pursue?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/13/2013|
Listen you ruthless sweeties, this isn't the Olympics, it's a tale of tragedy from one of your very own.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/13/2013|
I am not an exhibitionist, I will now debase myself and get the doctor I wish to sue more business.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/13/2013|
What size was your schlong before the surgery?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/13/2013|
r6, it was a little less than 5" closer to 3.5". I will say this surgeon worked miracles with what he had to work with, sort of a "feeding the masses with 3.5 fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/13/2013|
OP should have won the Nobel Prize in Literature.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/13/2013|
fucking lesbians. it was a clit, not a penis. why do you do this shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/13/2013|
Can I have your Doc's number?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/13/2013|
Is this an example of some of that "humblebragging?"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/13/2013|
So far you have failed to prove harm.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/13/2013|
How utterly inconvenient to be burdened with such an unwieldy anchor.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/13/2013|
Oh Chastity! You now look just like Jesse James!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/13/2013|
Tell you what, OP, have a mastectomy, then you'll look less freakish. And start blacking up.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/13/2013|
I hate when I go for brain surgery and come out with a big penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/13/2013|
Epic fail, you dumb ass fucking bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/13/2013|
Apparently, for you to go from 3.5 to 9 and considering your post, the doctor used brain matter for that extra 5.5 inches you have. You definitely have a law suit call Keller and Keller.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/13/2013|
R3 I believe the correct response is, "this thread is useless without pics".
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/13/2013|
I hate it when I split my sides laughing at my own thread
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/13/2013|
I think you may have cause for action against the school system that produced you, and possibly against your parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/13/2013|
Won't somebody help me? My penis is too biiiiig 😡
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/13/2013|
You got what you deserved, OP! .. So now you're a miserable son of a bitch, right? .. Nobody cares. Move on...
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/13/2013|
"What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?"
"Keep it to your self."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/13/2013|
I am concerned you might be experiencing back pains as a result.
I had the same procedure and am now cursed with a 14 incher. I feel so ashamed but many of my dear kind generous friends are consoling me.
They just won't stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/13/2013|
If this is true I'll be Ecstatically Seeking Treatment.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/13/2013|
Since when do twelve year old boys have 18 dollars to start threads like these?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/13/2013|
Geez Op, you didn't even try
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/13/2013|
Once again, don't be vulgar OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/13/2013|
Well, you won't have to buy that towel bar for the bathroom after all.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/13/2013|