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I had penis surgery and the results are not what I wanted.

I wanted an average 5 to 7 inch penis and instead I have this unwieldily 9 incher to deal with for the rest of my life. The doctor said it would be much smaller after the swelling dissipated, but it's been a year and I can't wear my short shorts without looking like I'm stealing tubing at Home Depot. Doc says he believes my penis has remained enlarged is because I played with it too soon following surgery. I'm not buying that, he could have used hand retrains on me following surgery and didn't. Besides, I only pet the thing once or twice to be sure it was alive and well during recovery.

Do you think I have a lawsuit to pursue?

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2013

Ļ€/10 (irrational)

by Anonymousreply 110/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 210/13/2013

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 310/13/2013

Listen you ruthless sweeties, this isn't the Olympics, it's a tale of tragedy from one of your very own.

by Anonymousreply 410/13/2013

I am not an exhibitionist, I will now debase myself and get the doctor I wish to sue more business.

by Anonymousreply 510/13/2013

What size was your schlong before the surgery?

by Anonymousreply 610/13/2013

r6, it was a little less than 5" closer to 3.5". I will say this surgeon worked miracles with what he had to work with, sort of a "feeding the masses with 3.5 fish.

by Anonymousreply 710/13/2013

OP should have won the Nobel Prize in Literature.

by Anonymousreply 810/13/2013

fucking lesbians. it was a clit, not a penis. why do you do this shit?

by Anonymousreply 910/13/2013

Can I have your Doc's number?

by Anonymousreply 1010/13/2013

Is this an example of some of that "humblebragging?"

by Anonymousreply 1110/13/2013

So far you have failed to prove harm.

by Anonymousreply 1210/13/2013

How utterly inconvenient to be burdened with such an unwieldy anchor.

by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2013

Oh Chastity! You now look just like Jesse James!

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2013

Tell you what, OP, have a mastectomy, then you'll look less freakish. And start blacking up.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013





by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2013

I hate when I go for brain surgery and come out with a big penis.

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2013

Epic fail, you dumb ass fucking bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2013

R16 is:







by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2013

Apparently, for you to go from 3.5 to 9 and considering your post, the doctor used brain matter for that extra 5.5 inches you have. You definitely have a law suit call Keller and Keller.

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2013

R3 I believe the correct response is, "this thread is useless without pics".

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2013

I hate it when I split my sides laughing at my own thread

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2013

I think you may have cause for action against the school system that produced you, and possibly against your parents.

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2013

Won't somebody help me? My penis is too biiiiig šŸ˜”

by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2013

You got what you deserved, OP! .. So now you're a miserable son of a bitch, right? .. Nobody cares. Move on...

by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2013


love it!

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013

"What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?"

"Keep it to your self."

by Anonymousreply 2710/13/2013

R16 is






by Anonymousreply 2810/13/2013

I am concerned you might be experiencing back pains as a result.

I had the same procedure and am now cursed with a 14 incher. I feel so ashamed but many of my dear kind generous friends are consoling me.

They just won't stop.

by Anonymousreply 2910/13/2013

If this is true I'll be Ecstatically Seeking Treatment.

by Anonymousreply 3010/13/2013

Since when do twelve year old boys have 18 dollars to start threads like these?

by Anonymousreply 3110/13/2013

Geez Op, you didn't even try

by Anonymousreply 3210/13/2013

Once again, don't be vulgar OP.

by Anonymousreply 3310/13/2013

Yet another frau thread.

by Anonymousreply 3410/13/2013

OP, come visit!

by Anonymousreply 3510/13/2013

Well, you won't have to buy that towel bar for the bathroom after all.

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2013
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