Im gonna cum... im gonna cum... im gonna cum... then do it already
Why do 20somethings feel a need to "announce" they are about to cum? Is it because it is still so new to them?
|by all talk||reply 95||10/23/2013|
I announce it because it's polite.
|by all talk||reply 1||10/13/2013|
It's very 1%.
|by all talk||reply 2||10/13/2013|
Because it is hot.
|by all talk||reply 3||10/13/2013|
They want you to know that you're getting your money's worth, gramps.
|by all talk||reply 4||10/13/2013|
I think it's another one of those things they've learned growing up watching internet porn. Now they think it's how real people do it.
|by all talk||reply 5||10/13/2013|
Anybody here have "porn" like sex?
|by all talk||reply 6||10/13/2013|
I have my bf announce it so we can cum together. I can pretty much time it when I'm fucking him. It's also hot. I can also better feel the contractions in his ass when he's cumming and that makes me cum.
|by all talk||reply 7||10/13/2013|
I hate when guys don't warn you it's coming ...
|by all talk||reply 8||10/13/2013|
Indeed, it spoils the fun entirely
|by all talk||reply 9||10/13/2013|
Yeah... if you're not told... it's kind of like arriving home to find someone there unexpectedly. Oh, when did you get here?
|by all talk||reply 10||10/13/2013|
Well, it's nice to tell your partner that you're about to cum so that he can take it in his mouth, on his face, etc.--or not if he doesn't want it in his mouth.
|by all talk||reply 11||10/13/2013|
Just be thankful they don't text it.
|by all talk||reply 12||10/13/2013|
W&W, R12... on both counts. Truer words were never posted.
|by all talk||reply 13||10/13/2013|
It's just common courtesy OP. Plus you want to tell your partner that what he's doing is working! Let him know!
|by all talk||reply 14||10/13/2013|
|by all talk||reply 15||10/13/2013|
My ex used to do a whole minute of gasping, "I'm your pussyboy! You got me! I'm so queer for youuu!". Then howl like he was getting a leg amputated.
Not sexy. I used to have to shush him.
|by all talk||reply 16||10/15/2013|
I do like a guy talking when he cums....but more like "yeah, take my load." or "this load's for you."
|by all talk||reply 17||10/15/2013|
I don't mind them announcing it but sometimes they're so loud we get stares from the others in the steamroom or the people in the lockerroom could hear and make them suspicious something is going on.
|by all talk||reply 18||10/16/2013|
R12 - or post it on Facebook.
|by all talk||reply 19||10/16/2013|
OP, I'm cumming!
I thought you ought to know.
|by all talk||reply 20||10/16/2013|
I just tweeted it.
|by all talk||reply 21||10/16/2013|
And are they so bloody stupid that they can't spell "come" properly?
|by all talk||reply 22||10/16/2013|
R22, it's spelled 'cum'.
|by all talk||reply 23||10/16/2013|
R12 Best post ever!
Sidebar, what does W&W mean?
|by all talk||reply 24||10/16/2013|
R21 New best post ever!
|by all talk||reply 25||10/16/2013|
It goes without saying...but...this thread is useless with pictures?
|by all talk||reply 26||10/16/2013|
I had some dude fucking HOWL like a damned werewolf when he came. It kinda scared me. "I'm gonna cum" would have been much more sedate than, "HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!"
|by all talk||reply 27||10/16/2013|
I dunno, the older guys that fuck me seem to like it.
|by all talk||reply 28||10/16/2013|
Didn't Frankie Goes to Hollywood start the announcing trend in the 80s?
|by all talk||reply 29||10/16/2013|
Because they're special snowflakes and they want to be sure you take note of every little detail of their lives.
|by all talk||reply 30||10/17/2013|
Isn't it common decency? Do you like surprises?
|by all talk||reply 31||10/17/2013|
No, R23, "cum" is not a word. For centuries, it has been spelled "come," regardless of the usage. Similarly, "boi" is not a word. Perhaps people who regard themselves as bois (not the French wood) believe that it's spelled "cum."
|by all talk||reply 32||10/17/2013|
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far etc., I was wailing away on this nicely (read:really) hung guy and BLAM, I'm swallowing as fast as I can...he was like Hanibal Lecter...his pulse rate remained calm, etc. Now, I've never really gotten complaints, but I felt so..er...um...USED! A little "unghh" would have been nice. So, long story short, I would have reallllly appreciated what is being referred to as an announcement. Also, for me, it's exciting to know you're doing the right stuff.
|by all talk||reply 33||10/17/2013|
Yeah, that's true, r33. I hate the silent sex. Damn.
But really - do you have to fucking go werewolf on me? Can't we just have a nice, "oh, god, oh god!!"? Whatever happened to that?
|by all talk||reply 34||10/17/2013|
Perhaps so you know and don't do anything you might not want to do like swallow it? Or perhaps they don't have stick up their asses and express themselves while having sex without anticipating that you, OP, find it a turn off that they might do something as outlandish as announce they are about to shoot their loads.
|by all talk||reply 35||10/17/2013|
Most guys I've been with do this, OP. Not sure why you think this is apparently new or limited to guys in their twenties. Maybe you don't have sex very often.
There are a number of obvious reasons why people do this. First, depending on the position or sex act, it's often just good manners to announce that you're coming. This is true if a guy is blowing you and may not want to swallow your come, or, conversely, if he's not and he does.
Similarly, if you know in advance that your partner likes you to pull out and shower him with spooge, advance warning is good in order to maximize your relative positions.
Also, many partners like to time their orgasms to coincide. Yes, it may shock someone as inexperienced with sex as you, but some of us can actually control our orgasms to either delay or come, in time with our partner's responses.
Finally, sex is supposed to be fun and spontaneous. Sometimes, when people are excited and really "into it", they lose all composure and let loose with a word salad of exhilarated free association. They might babble nonsensically about how good your cock/tongue/ass feel and/or taste, they might blather on about how fucking hot you look fucking/sucking/sexing the shit out of them, they might praise deities that they don't even believe exist, and they might blurt out "I'm coming!" when anyone with a brain can see that, yes, they're coming.
That's when you know the sex is REALLY good. Sorry that hasn't happened yet for you.
|by all talk||reply 36||10/17/2013|
I'd rather be warned than get a spunky mouthful.
|by all talk||reply 37||10/17/2013|
[R32], "cum" is a perfectly useful addition to the language, as is "boi." Choose your battles.
|by all talk||reply 38||10/17/2013|
I hate when guys don't announce it. In fact, it's a turn off. You and I aren't sexually compatible, OP.
|by all talk||reply 39||10/17/2013|
R22, the spelling cum is derived from scum which is sperm. A scumbag originally referred to a used condom.
|by all talk||reply 40||10/17/2013|
Every guy I've ever dated has announced he was about to cum. I'm 40. Gen Y didn't invent this.
|by all talk||reply 41||10/18/2013|
You should hear a deaf person cum. It's quite disturbing.
|by all talk||reply 42||10/18/2013|
44 and announce I'm cumming.
Always have and always will.
|by all talk||reply 43||10/18/2013|
I have the staff announce it for me.
|by all talk||reply 44||10/18/2013|
I have my footman announce my arrivals by delivering a tastefully printed card to my host.
|by all talk||reply 45||10/18/2013|
Did Datalounge die?
|by all talk||reply 46||10/18/2013|
Why am I only seeing threads I contributed to OR are listed in Wit and Wisdom?
|by all talk||reply 47||10/18/2013|
I have to search for a specific thread; otherwise the main page is blank.
|by all talk||reply 48||10/18/2013|
>>Did Datalounge die?
Yes. Again. For me, at least.
|by all talk||reply 49||10/18/2013|
I love post-apocalyptic Datalounge. Much better than primetime.
|by all talk||reply 50||10/18/2013|
I knew DataLounge...
|by all talk||reply 51||10/18/2013|
I can only see starred and WW threads, too. I'm glad it's not just me.
In which one is everyone congregating?
|by all talk||reply 52||10/18/2013|
You see, you ungrateful bitches? If webmistress had been a 20something, we would've had an announcement that DL would not be working today.
|by all talk||reply 53||10/18/2013|
because it is about me!!! and mommy and daddy said I matter!!!!
|by all talk||reply 54||10/18/2013|
me too r47. i thought i had done something wrong. cause everything is always my fault.
|by all talk||reply 55||10/18/2013|
Whassup w/ DL, yo?
|by all talk||reply 56||10/18/2013|
Dead, dead as the deadest fish he ever caught or netted.
|by all talk||reply 57||10/18/2013|
I like cock.
|by all talk||reply 58||10/18/2013|
Back to cum. Joan Rivers once said that the English were so staid that they would announce 'I've arrived.'
Droll, but untrue for me. Not gasping out words come money shot time would feel weirdly repressed.
|by all talk||reply 59||10/18/2013|
Why wouldn't you announce that you're about to cum? 1) if the guy is jerking you off, it gives him the choice of stopping or continuing. 2)he can tell you where he wants you to cum. 3) He can watch. 4) He can hurry up and cum with you.
|by all talk||reply 60||10/18/2013|
I can't haz Datalounge?
|by all talk||reply 61||10/19/2013|
You know, with a bit of experience you can actually tell when a guy is going to come without his announcing it, r60.
|by all talk||reply 62||10/19/2013|
what's the matter, does it wake you up?
|by all talk||reply 63||10/19/2013|
I have the opposite problem. I even asked my husband why he never tells me when he cums.
He said I am never around when he does.
|by all talk||reply 64||10/19/2013|
Still down? Come on.
|by all talk||reply 65||10/19/2013|
I know. This thread shows up in my thread watcher but nothing else does. This place is lame. At least it's not primetime.
|by all talk||reply 66||10/19/2013|
Yeah, what's going on? Can't get anything but what's in WW to come up.
|by all talk||reply 67||10/19/2013|
google "is datalounge down?" and a thread for it comes up
|by all talk||reply 68||10/19/2013|
It's coming from INSIDE THE SITE!!!
|by all talk||reply 69||10/19/2013|
well if we keep this going at least that's something...i'm just saying
|by all talk||reply 70||10/19/2013|
this is annoying now
|by all talk||reply 71||10/19/2013|
I would trolldar R64 if I could get off this thread onto something more interesting. Yikesaloney.
I think somebody they hired as a temp didn't understand the meaning of the "all" filter.
|by all talk||reply 72||10/19/2013|
I mean you can find other threads, but nobody can see your replies....
|by all talk||reply 73||10/19/2013|
I'm offended that Google suggested Perez Hilton as a similar site.
|by all talk||reply 74||10/19/2013|
Let us change the subject.
For the last time.
|by all talk||reply 75||10/19/2013|
they did it Friday night too. Reeks of sabotage.
|by all talk||reply 76||10/19/2013|
[quote]Reeks of sabotage.
Great band name.
|by all talk||reply 77||10/19/2013|
DL is back back back refresh refresh refresh!
|by all talk||reply 78||10/19/2013|
Regardless of age, a lot of guys announce they're about to cum.
|by all talk||reply 79||10/19/2013|
I usually tell my lover to get his mouth back on my dick.
|by all talk||reply 80||10/19/2013|
Some guys want you to announce it, and tell you beforehand to tell them when you are.
|by all talk||reply 81||10/19/2013|
|by all talk||reply 82||10/19/2013|
Is DL broken again?
|by all talk||reply 83||10/22/2013|
|by all talk||reply 84||10/22/2013|
WHAT THE FUCK.
|by all talk||reply 85||10/22/2013|
the DL is down
|by all talk||reply 86||10/22/2013|
|by all talk||reply 87||10/22/2013|
Any techies know what causes this? Happens more frequently than ever.
|by all talk||reply 88||10/22/2013|
The problem when this happens is that it forces me to enter/post in threads I wouldn't normally even read.
|by all talk||reply 89||10/22/2013|
MOTHERFUCKER. I just deleted all my cookies and re-enterd my subscription ID in hopes that it would resolve the problem. Fuck no, it erased everything in my thread watcher, so I can't even post in those. The only thing you can get on the site is w&w.
$18 for this??
|by all talk||reply 90||10/22/2013|
This is unacceptable in 2013. Well off to TMZ, Twitter and all the other sites for the next 30 minutes while I eat lunch at my desk.
|by all talk||reply 91||10/22/2013|
If you're 20 and experiencing an orgasm is "so new" to you, well, all I can say is I feel sad for you.
|by all talk||reply 92||10/22/2013|
[quote]Any techies know what causes this? Happens more frequently than ever.
The company that owns Datalounge is a web design company.
Think about that. Would you hire these people to design a website?
|by all talk||reply 93||10/22/2013|
|by all talk||reply 94||10/23/2013|
Any man who wants a vagina to squirt like an ejaculating penis is a latent homosexual.
|by all talk||reply 95||10/23/2013|