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you and your partner's penis

My partner and I have about the same size penis. We are also about the same height. I always see these posts about how couples look a like and I wondered if other couples are about the same size.

by Anonymousreply 6610/18/2013

My partner doesn't have a penis.

by Anonymousreply 110/13/2013

Pretty sure I lost a partner because I don't have a big dick. He just announced that he didn't love me and he'd never love me.

I'm 5'5" what the fuck did he expect?

by Anonymousreply 210/13/2013

I don't have a partner you insensitive clod!

by Anonymousreply 310/13/2013

My partner has a really big dick. Honestly, it's one of the reasons I started seeing him (he's also handsome and a dynamite fuck). Guys have always liked my dick, nice and thick, but it's nowhere near as big. We don't look anything alike (he's Italian, I'm Irish). We are however about the same size (share clothes). Together 17 years now (jesus, I'm old).

by Anonymousreply 410/13/2013

I've always managed to end up with guys who have smaller dicks. OP, you're pretty strange.

by Anonymousreply 510/13/2013

All my lovers have huge dicks. If a scrub whips out less than 8 erect inches he is shown the door and there is no second date. There for all of my long time lovers are very very very large.

by Anonymousreply 610/13/2013

R-6 sounds like a total cunt.

by Anonymousreply 710/13/2013

My partner and I have dicks about the same size. His is a bit bigger but mine is harder. Works just fine since I'm the top. We can pretty much wear each other's clothes too.

by Anonymousreply 810/13/2013

The bigger and blacker the better!

by Anonymousreply 910/13/2013

I think you worded that oddly, OP -- the headline sounds like you're asking for how one feels about one's partner's penis.

I think you meant "Your penis and your partner's penis."

by Anonymousreply 1010/13/2013

The guy I am fucking is taller and has a tiny penis. Hot, very hot. He is covered in fur and I fuck him like the bitch he was born to be.

by Anonymousreply 1110/13/2013

OP, the partner who left early this morning had a larger penis than I did but the partner I met on Thursday night was smaller, so I guess it all depends!

by Anonymousreply 1210/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2013

Would this work, R10? "Yours and your partner's penises"

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2013

[quote] All my lovers have huge dicks. If a scrub whips out less than 8 erect inches he is shown the door and there is no second date. There for all of my long time lovers are very very very large.

It's good that there are size queens like R6 around.

Makes it easier for the guys with big dicks - who all they want to do is whip it out and have someone sit on.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013

OP, please provide pix of y'all's dicks for us to definitively decide equality of size.

Come on, it's just DL.

No faces! You two are no doubt ugly has homemade sin.


by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2013

Yes, we can pretty much wear each other's clothes. Same height/weight. A bit different build. My dick is substantially bigger. His balls are substantially bigger.

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2013

R4 please show photos of your partner's long, pendulous dong.

by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2013

My partner is thicker, but I'm longer. He and his brother have identical cocks.

by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2013

Yes, OP. We share the one.

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2013

Pass... On the guys that are size queens.

Nothing wrong with preferences, but when you exclude people on the basis of their looks rather than connections or love-you aren't even on the same level as me, and don't deserve any of my attention or affection. none.

Besides, big dicks aren't the panacea of fucking; some guys are good in bed, that actually make an effort, others are not regardless of dick size(just look at Leo Giamani scenes, the guy is gorgeous but cannot fuck worth a damn...probably because he was high the whole time-closet case.)

Keep steppin'

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2013

the average male prostate is three to four inches inside the eight inch penis has more to do with ego and status, than prostate stimulation.

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2013

[quote]My partner is thicker, but I'm longer. He and his brother have identical cocks.

R19. How did you happen to see his brother's cock? Did you have sex with him, or did you see each other naked in the changing room?

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2013

His is about an inch longer (7) but thinner and he cums a very tiny amount. I'm 6c and thick with big hanging balls and I cum like a motherfucker. I'm the top.

by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2013

[quote] You two are no doubt ugly has homemade sin

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2013

R23, I've never stepped foot in a changing room. Your first guess was correct.

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013

R19. Did you have threeway sex with your partner and his brother, or did you and the brother have sex with each other alone. And does your partner know?

by Anonymousreply 2710/13/2013

I boned my partner's brother. And no, my partner does not know.

by Anonymousreply 2810/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 2910/13/2013

OP, what I think would be an interesting topic is to find out how many couples have the same cock status - as in, are both cut or uncut, or is there one of each?

by Anonymousreply 3010/13/2013

R19. You're a bad boy, but it's hot stuff sucking and fucking your partner's brother. You cheating whore. But it's hot. Hope you're more satisfied with your partner.

by Anonymousreply 3110/13/2013

My partner and I both have 6", circumcised penises. Neither is particularly thick. We have a great sex life and we have been together since 1980, so I guess it works for us.

by Anonymousreply 3210/13/2013

Glad you took yourselves out of the dating pool, r32. No one wants short pencil dicks

by Anonymousreply 3310/13/2013

I was going to comment on jumping right to asking about whether he had sex with his partner's brother. Thinking there are dozen of ways he might have seen the brother's penis that are innocent.

But then it turns out he did really jump right out of a soap opera or a Lifetime movie - he fucked his partner's brother.

Must make for great family holidays.

by Anonymousreply 3410/13/2013

[quote]My partner and I both have 6", circumcised penises.

That sounds perfectly fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 3510/13/2013

...except for the mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2013

Huge penises are nice to look at but very difficult to manage for those of us with tight holes. You adam4adam and manhunt whores could ride a 20 inch pole with no problem. Fuckng sluts.

by Anonymousreply 3710/13/2013

Please keep that debate to another thread, R36.

by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2013

R36 likely has a very dirty penis filled with smegma.

by Anonymousreply 3910/13/2013

I read a while back that the ideal penis size is six inches. I'm sorry but to me that is infantile. All the men in my family have long hanging penises and my penis erect is almost 9.

To me 6 inches is very, very small. I could never be sexually involved with someone that small. I would feel like I was being fuck by a baby. People with big dick are better people because we are not hung up about having a small peen.

by Anonymousreply 4010/13/2013

Dominicans have nothing else of note to brag about. I've never seen a dumber group of people in my life.

by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2013

[quote]To me 6 inches is very, very small.

But that's the average size. Nothing wrong with it.

by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2013

I start laughing when a guy pulls out a small one. I don't mean to be ugly but to me it's funny. One guy hit me in the mouth bcause I laughed. I couldn't help it. haha.

by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2013

My last boyfriend was about 5" - I cared a lot about him but I dropped him when I met this other guy (that I knew from rumors had a huge one). My new guy is not a very nice person and has a lot of issues (coke, anger issues) but the bullcock on him is what I need to satisfy my hungry manhole. My old guy was very nice but his penis did not fill me up. I wish I could find a guy with "the whole package" so to speak. I guess I'll stay with this guy until one comes along, LOL.

by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2013

[quote]My last boyfriend was about 5" - I cared a lot about him but I dropped him when I met this other guy

You sound like a real catch.

by Anonymousreply 4510/13/2013

44, You are pathetic. Dropping a guy who treated you well, and you obviously liked, for some coked out, pissy asshole who treats you like pondscum. You excuse his behavior because he has a bigger dick? Please. I hate to say this, but you deserve whatever he dishes out to you.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2013

R46 - Amen. Karma will catch up to him sooner or later.

by Anonymousreply 4710/13/2013

People like R44 are why 98% of my friends are straight males. Many gay men are as shallow as straight women. Unfortunately, R44 is not alone in his narrow-mindedness. It is rampant in the gay community. There are a lot of good gay men out there but, sadly, most of them are like the douchebag at R44.

by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2013

Reply 44 will die alone, with tears rolling down his face and the taste of a revolver on his tongue. He will wonder why he ended up with no partner and no friends. Look back at your words and wonder no more.

by Anonymousreply 4910/13/2013

The average erect dick is 5.1 inches.

by Anonymousreply 5010/13/2013

I date a man because he is a good person who makes me laugh and makes me feel good. I would rather date a good, loyal, kind, funny man who sports a 3" penis than an asshole son of a bitch (who lies, steals and cheats) with a 9 incher. I realize I am in the minority in my thinking but so what. I am a happy and upbeat person because I only bring happy and upbeat people into my life. Just my two cents.

by Anonymousreply 5110/13/2013

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

by Anonymousreply 5210/13/2013

You're a good man, R51. I agree wholeheartedly with you.

by Anonymousreply 5310/13/2013

Around three inches difference, and I'm cut, he isn't. No problem for either of us. Oh yeah, and by DL standards we're elder- gays, but the sex is the best either of us have ever had.

by Anonymousreply 5410/13/2013

He is longer and thicker and cut. But, I have bigger balls and more sex drive. Together 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 5510/13/2013

I'm so envious of the wardrobe sharing. The savings!!!

by Anonymousreply 5610/13/2013

My cock's much bigger than my partner's.

by Anonymousreply 5710/13/2013

R44 is a M, E, double S MESS

by Anonymousreply 5810/13/2013

Same size cocks, clothes and shoes.

by Anonymousreply 5910/13/2013

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 6010/13/2013

I want to find a guy with a penis smaller than mine (5.25"). I want to be the big one just once.

by Anonymousreply 6110/15/2013

[quote]There for

Oh my fucking DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 6210/15/2013

Penis size? Who cares as long as you double your wardrobe.

by Anonymousreply 6310/15/2013

I like it when we get so cock hungry that we switch between sucking each other and sucking ourselves. Hottest was when I was sucking us both and swallowed both our loads.

by Anonymousreply 6410/16/2013

this thread would be much better with pix

his & his

by Anonymousreply 6510/16/2013

We have very different cocks and his cum tastes different from mine. It's not a big deal for either of us. He shoots further, but I shoot harder and thicker etc.

by Anonymousreply 6610/18/2013
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