Gay Prince Edward: The Case For Veneers
Was googling Prince Edward, the youngest son of the royal family who never had a girlfriend and then suddenly (snap!) got married at the zenith of those rumours.
Dropped out of the Marines after 4 months to become a theatre producer (hmmm..), well enough of that.
My question is: With all the money the royal family has, why couldn't they have invested in some orthodontia and veneers for this very needing family member?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/14/2013|
wow that guy looks exactly like that one younger guy who got married to that kate lady on tv
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/13/2013|
Ugh, the royals are SO NAFF.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/13/2013|
That guy's got "bayver teefies!"
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/13/2013|
Why would anyone care? He is obviously too old to bother caring about his appearance.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/13/2013|
Yikes, I think that's what William is going to look like in 5 years :(
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/13/2013|
They all have Unfortunate Orthodontia, and it rest squarely with Queen Elizabeth's side of the family. Phillip has those tiny canine type teeth.
But my candidate for the very worst in Unfortunate Royal Orthodontia,is Andrew's Daughter. Everyone else pales in comparison. I'm talking about the one who has the raccoon eyes. And Andrew is no slouch himself.
So OP's questions is right on. These people are worth billions. They have access to the best of everything. So why do they insist on making themselves ugly.
I guess we should be grateful that Charles & Camilla had no off spring because she has her own problems with teeth. But then, there's Katherine, Duchess of Cambridge. She is no slouch in the teeth department either. I shudder to think what may be ahead for wee Georgie.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/13/2013|
Not gay. He gets plenty of pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/13/2013|
Didn't he have a thing with Michael Ball (when he was hot...not fat).
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/13/2013|
Let's see what you look like when you get old. These people were all good looking when they were in their 20's except for Princess Anne. She always looked like a horse. Luckily her kids turned out good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/13/2013|
I think Anne occasionally looked good. She reminded me of Agnetha from ABBA a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/13/2013|
Go down to the middle of the article and see the pictures of the Royal family from 1979. See how beautiful Prince Andrew and Prince Edward were. The small child is Peter Phillips.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/13/2013|
I've seen photos of young princess Anne and while she's never been a beauty, she was a pretty girl in a plain way. Very pleasant looking. She even looked attractive for a while. But she has hideous fashion sense and for the past 20 years she has looked like her own great grandmother. Her dresses and gowns are memorably bad. And the poor dear recycles them.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/13/2013|
I was very prepared to dislike Prince Edward (actually, he is The Earl of Wessex) because he looks like he would be an absurdity in real life. I was very surprised then watching at some YouTube clips of him cutting ribbons or whatever he does. He comes across good natured, jokey, unselfconscious, and even funny. I would have made the assumption he be spoiled and unbearable but he doesn't come across that way in public.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/14/2013|
Back in the late 1980s, long before William and Harry, Edward was a hottie. He was in his twenties and totally pinged. Interning for Andrew Lloyd Webber only confirmed what the gaydar told us. Then he disappeared and when he finally re-emerged he wad old, ugly and married.
As a 20-something myself back then, I used to fantisize anout working with him on a theatre project, having a torrid romance, and him renouncing his royalty as he and I lived blissfully together in Tribeca.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/14/2013|
Yes he would give up his family for a gay relationship. Princess Margaret gave up the love of her life just to be call her royal highness.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/14/2013|
Margaret was sour for the rest of her life, too. She was a snobby, nasty drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/14/2013|
City on fire! City on fire!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/14/2013|
This should be merged with the David Sedaris thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/14/2013|
Even just a wee bit of inexpensive teeth bleaching could help tremendously. Is he just lazy?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/14/2013|
Maybe when you're that rich and prestigious you don't care what you look like.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/14/2013|
Remember when we thought Andrew and Edward were attractive [considering).
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/14/2013|
Does anyone else see the resemblance to Howdie Doody?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/14/2013|
Bleach those teeth until the end of time dearie, they will be tea stained again tomorrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/14/2013|
Damn, while the royal family may be popular as a whole (although I don't know why, well, I actually do but it's a dumb romanticized reason in this era), individually they don't have much of a shelf life and go to seed pretty quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/14/2013|
They just are not ready for their close ups Mr DeMille.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/14/2013|
with the untold millions that family has why haven't Edward and William had hair replacement surgery? If Elton can do it why can't they? They look far older than what they are.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/14/2013|