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SNL 10/12

Host: Bruce Willis

Musical Guest: Katy Perry

by Anonymousreply 6010/14/2013

I dislike him so much.

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2013

I'm gonna start the prayer circle for Katy's live performance. We believe in you girl! You can DO it!

#liveAutotuneworkzmiraclez

#prayforKaty

#plzusebackingtrack

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2013

Maybe they'll have a few Obama-bashing skits for Bruce's benefit.

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2013

I'm curious about the new cast members but I missed the season opener with Tina Fey.

Miley Cyrus and Bruce Willis? Katy Perry? Zero interest in any of them.

Is there a list of upcoming hosts somewhere? What am I saying, they'll be repeating shows in another week or so -- I'll wait for the Fey rerun.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2013

Los gatos beben leche

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2013

Bruce is a good sport.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2013

Both the GRAVITY opening and that military sketch were the type of zero-laughs sketches I would expect to see at 12:50, not opening the show.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2013

Is Aaron Carter in the audience?

Did Aaron Carter arrive at the studio with Bruce?

What is Aaron Carter wearing to the taping of SNL?

Are Aaron Carter and Bruce Willis getting married in California?

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013

Howard Stern said this back in 1993 about this show's unfunny nature back then: "I heard the sound of tv's being thrown out of the window [in frustration]".

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2013

I did not know that Bruce had a baby at his age?

He is too old to have a baby.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2013

Baseball over this shit anyday.

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2013

BOY DANCE PARTY!!

Shake that sack!

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2013

Talk show! Next up: game show!

by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2013

Then a commercial parody!

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2013

My 10 yr old niece knows Katy Perry is cheesy and awful. Who are her fans??

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013

Katy is such a strong singer! I did not know she could sing live.

by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2013

Katy's guitar player wasn't cording correctly to ROAR.

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2013

Very bad Gaga impersonation. It seems to be a recurring SNL skit -- let's do a talk show parody! If you're going to do one with a celebrity, at least make the impersonation spot-on (with exaggerating the obvious). It's what made the Prince Talk Show skits work.

by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2013

Keenan needs to get off TV

by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2013

I fucking hate that this has become The Kenan Thompson Show.

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2013

Ten more minutes and it's The Walking Dead marathon for me.

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2013

Willis looks like he escaped from a nursing home and wandered onto the set and they just let him stay because, you know, old people are funny.

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2013

Boy Dance Party was actually fun to watch. Taran Killam really slimmed down and looks good. He's married to Cobie Smulders. That relationship was off the radar. Olivia Munn and Jason Sudeikis should take a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2013

R23 - Olivia Wilde, not Munn.

by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2013

Beck Bennett always looks like he's asleep with his eyes open.

by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2013

I tend to get my Olivia's crossed, r24. I like Munn. Can't stand Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013

Lot of Taran this week.

by Anonymousreply 2710/13/2013

Did he get that beautiful ass out again r27?

by Anonymousreply 2810/13/2013

What's the title of Katy Perry's second song??

Will NBC get in trouble for the strobe light?

by Anonymousreply 2910/13/2013

No, r28, but Beck Bennett sure has a lotta junk in his trunk.

by Anonymousreply 3010/13/2013

[quote]Los gatos beben leche

y los gatos no les gusta las colillas también ... Dios mío!

by Anonymousreply 3110/13/2013

"Very bad Gaga impersonation. It seems to be a recurring SNL skit -- let's do a talk show parody!"

I hated every second of that sketch - that one-note cast member who performed it with the same voice and cadence she gives the Bah Mitzvah Boy character.

by Anonymousreply 3210/13/2013

Bruce looks old. And he clearly has no idea who Michael Kors is. That skit could have been so much funnier.

Katy Perry is SO tragically over.

by Anonymousreply 3310/13/2013

I think Taram Killian is talented. But he's become the leading man by default.

The new people may have potential. But there's a real lack of professionalism.

by Anonymousreply 3410/13/2013

I thought the same thing, r32. She sounded exactly like the Bah Mitzvah Boy on Weekend Update. Isn't it telling that he only showed a picture of little Mabel but not the "beautiful daughters" he had with Demi? Was he afraid the audience would laugh at the photo, thinking it must be a joke?

by Anonymousreply 3510/13/2013

Who was the one that was half-naked in the Electronic Meth bit? Even though it was blurred, his ass looked mighty fine.

by Anonymousreply 3610/13/2013

R36 it was Brooks who is the guy who showed off his bad tattoos during Weekend Update

by Anonymousreply 3710/13/2013

I absolutely loathe Katy's "Roar." Her second song, "Walking on Air" is amazing though. It sounds like a 1980s gay anthem. The choreography was really cool too. Katy is awesome.

by Anonymousreply 3810/13/2013

Katy can sing!

by Anonymousreply 3910/13/2013

"Dark Horse" is the 2nd single from Katy's new album that underperformed. Will "Walk on Air" be the hit she needs? Hmmm...

by Anonymousreply 4010/13/2013

Is one of the cast members the same guy that interviews kids on that tv commercial even though I don't know what it's for.

by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2013

R33 - Bruce is old.

by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2013

One of the dullest SNL's ever.

by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2013

Yes, r41. Beck Bennett.

by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2013

Kate Perry will have another hit song, don't know what it's called but it's very catchy even for a live performance.

by Anonymousreply 4510/13/2013

Bruce had a decent body for a 58 year old.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2013

Katy Perry had her backup singers and musicians in stuffed animal costumes. It looked very derivative of Miley Cyrus and her bear costumes. Awful copying awful. At least whatever arcade fire was doing the first week was weird and original.

by Anonymousreply 4710/13/2013

R43 - you are so correct. It is like they were exhausted from performing 3 new shows in a row, yet this is only October!

by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2013

Key and Peele on Comedy Central and Portlandia are far superior sketch comedy shows to SNL at this point.

by Anonymousreply 4910/13/2013

Who was the cast member with a large cock bouncing up and down in his shorts during the the Boy Dance Party sketch? One of the new, cast, ahem, members?

The cock looked so big it might have been fake. I surely can't be the only viewer who noticed this?

by Anonymousreply 5010/13/2013

R50, the lyrics of the Boys Dance Party bit included lines about shaking sac(k)s. The cast clearly stuffed their shorts for a comedic visual to accompany the lyrics.

by Anonymousreply 5110/13/2013

It was a joke, r50

by Anonymousreply 5210/13/2013

[quote]I think Taram Killian is talented.

Of course, he was on MadTV during the funny years.

[quote]Key and Peele on Comedy Central and Portlandia are far superior sketch comedy shows to SNL at this point.

Key and Peele were also on MadTV.

by Anonymousreply 5310/13/2013

Taram was NOT on MadTV.

by Anonymousreply 5410/13/2013

Yes he was. Look it up on IMDb if you need proof.

by Anonymousreply 5510/13/2013

Taran was an adorable twink on MadTV.

by Anonymousreply 5610/13/2013

Taran was only on Mad TV for one season, and only appeared in a few episodes.

He does look like he's toned up some. He clearly decided if he's going to be "the cute one" he'd better have a decent body.

by Anonymousreply 5710/13/2013

Did anyone notice the FINE treasure trail on Brook during the weekend update (showing the side tattoo)? Looked mighty fine!!!

by Anonymousreply 5810/14/2013

On the plus side, it seemed like the sketches didn't go on forever last night like they normally do. Maybe that's why they had to repeat that "Electronic Meth" ad from week 1 at the end of the show.

by Anonymousreply 5910/14/2013

SNL sucks out loud. That's the only thing about that show that is consistent.

by Anonymousreply 6010/14/2013
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