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Forget glamour and wealth and ambition

I'll work for $10/hour, drive a Ford Escort, eat canned biscuits, wear JC Penney clothes, live in a Midwestern bungalow if it meant I could be with a quality partner for life.

I want to come home to him and my dog and a nice dinner. The key is finding someone who is equally low maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013

Are there such things as canned biscuits?

I think you will find your dream lover. I believe in you.

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2013

I completely agree with you, OP. I just think it's easier to find wealth and glamour than it is to find a nice guy. Because I'm 50, I've given up on all of it (wealth, glamour, finding love). I hope you don't end up like me.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2013

I agree, fabulous is incredibly tiresome and stressing after a long work week

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2013

Sounds perfect, OP. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2013

You'd have an easier time finding glamour, wealth, and ambition, OP.

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2013

OP, I make over $100K and buy my clothes at JCP and drive a Hyundai. Some of us just don't care about superficial things.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2013

no comment

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2013

These days it takes 100k/year to have JCP clothes, a Hyundai, and a place to live. Here, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013

I'd give up all that and the partner for YOUTH. Old age is a mean bitch. It hurts.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2013

if you have a big cock I will take care of you.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2013

Just how bad is your dog, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2013

How old are you, Pops at R9?

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2013

Most people who say they want "low maintenance" don't actually have any idea how to spot such a person.

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2013

OP, you've got your priorities straight. I figured it out before it was too late.

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2013

I was with you up until Penny's.

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2013

You sound a bit like a frau.

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2013

I love you, OP.

But I'm holding out for it all.

Or at least a lot.

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2013

OP it sounds like a good life, I hope you find it. I stopped by the pet store today to get some cat food and one of the local shelters had some dogs for adoption. A couple of guys were there looking at the dogs, they were so thrilled to be looking for a new pet together. They were both very low key, average looking guys. I was impressed with their ability to enjoy the simple pleasure of the experience.

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2013

People who use terms such as "quality partner" and "finding someone who is equally low maintenance" are too clueless and disoriented to sustain a good relationship with a decent person.

OP, get some therapy. Your pretensions are obviously a sign of serious confusion. You'll die alone if you don't get some help.

by Anonymousreply 1910/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2013

"I'll work for $10/hour, drive a Ford Escort, eat canned biscuits, wear JC Penney clothes, live in a Midwestern bungalow"

You've literally just described me. I mean, right down to the car, where I live and the amount I make an hour. Whoa.

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2013

It's a match made in heaven!!

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2013

And now with the Affordable Care Act you'll both be able to live together even longer!

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2013

Cross off the partner part and it sounds like heaven.

The idea of having to spend the rest of my life tied to some other person sounds like hell on earth.

Codependent, needy bitches, the lot of you!

by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2013

OP, how old are you? I'd marry you.

by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2013

R21 has a stalker

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2013
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