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Princess Euporky eats pizza in NYC

Welcome to New York City, Princess Eugenie! We could hardly contain ourselves when we heard the stylish royal might move Stateside earlier this summer, to start a job at art auction house Paddle8. Now, it seems Eugenie is getting comfortable in her new neighborhood and indulging in local pastimes.

The princess stopped for pizza in Little Italy on Friday, proving that she's adapting to her new environment well. Eugenie blended in on the city streets, sporting an NYC uniform of a leather jacket, ankle boots and a statement scarf.

If you need us, we'll be out combing the city streets for another royal sighting. We're really good tour guides, Eugenie!

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013

So wonderfully repulsive, stupid, confused, vulnerable and haughty. And fat. So wonderfully fat.

Euporky, OP?

More like Huge-genie.

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2013

She's got a few extra pounds on her, but she's not fat. She actually looks like a fuller Emma Watson here.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2013

She is her mother's daughter and will *love* living in NYC. She seems very level-headed and smart and will most likely cause no drama like her mama.

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2013

That hair, that body, those clothes -- she looks like a character that would have shown up for one life-learning episode of The Facts of Life in 1985 and then never be heard from again.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2013

Shouldn't she be in England in case she is needed to take the throne? She is 7th in line.

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2013


by Anonymousreply 610/12/2013

She's not fat. And no one in New York would know who she is if the Huffpost wasn't stalking her. She looks like any young woman from Queens.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2013

American-sized portions are gonna be Princess Eugenics' downfall.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013
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