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My crush is 5'3" and has small hands. What are the chances he has an average size cock?

Also, what is the likely size of his cock?

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2013

What is his race?

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2013

White Jewish. He's very hairy, so I'm thinking there's lots of testosterone.

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2013

He's a cutie patootie

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2013

Hmm, seems like could go either way. Sorry not to be more help. Does he have Napoleon, or 'little man' syndrome? His level of self confidence, so long as it's not bluster, could give you an indication.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2013

Think of it this way--your cock will always look freakishly large in his hands.

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2013

Jewish men are a surprise I find. He could still be packing major meat. Mazel.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2013

You know what they say. Small hands, small gloves.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2013

He has healthy, understated, enormous self-esteem. He dresses like a slob, keeps a sloppy expensive home, works when he wants to, and is at least a millionaire.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013

Is at least a millionaire? Why are you bothering to ask about his cock size?

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2013

Take his pants off. Suck his cock. Let us know.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2013

The chances of him having an average cock are zero to none.

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2013

My ex was a short Jewish guy, 5'1", small hands. Big cock with low hangers. And a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2013

Wow. So 4'11" is where someone is considered a dwarf. How tall is Josh Hutcherson?

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2013

Does he have a big nose or big feet? Those can also be a clue.

I once sucked off a friend who was short and had tiny hands, but head had one if the biggest dicks I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013

Agree with r13, similar experience. My only problem is that short guys can be angry fuckers, even if only in a passive aggressive way.

by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2013

He has an average bulbous-y nose and little feet. I'm guessing he has a 3 incher.

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2013

not even the rain, has such small hands

by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2013

Jewish men always have the best asses...my boyfriend is Jewish and I can attest personally. And according to studies they

He also has gorgeous doe eyes, beautiful lips and shiny raven hair.

As a professional musician what he DOES lack, unfortunately, is money. His family is wealthy of course but since he took no interest in the family sporting goods corporation he's been forced to take in a renter to make ends meet.

Still, I wouldn't trade him for anything...he's compassionate,droll,sweet as hell and is madly in love with me. Our 10th anniv is coming up.

by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2013

Is OP dating Andy Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2013

Good for you, R19. I'm happy for you.

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2013

Don't count the little guys out. I once knew this fellow who was just over five feet and he had a porn star dick. If he could have balanced himself on that thing, he would have been taller than his actual height. No lie. Short guys can be full of surprises.

by Anonymousreply 2210/15/2013

r20 no he said 5'3" that is 3" to tall for it to be Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 2310/15/2013

The chances are extremely high he has an average size cock.

Just the same chance any random guy would have of having an average size cock.

Penis size and body size are not related.

by Anonymousreply 2410/15/2013

If he's a "crush" then I assume you are both 14. He still might grow some in the years to come.

by Anonymousreply 2510/15/2013

Someone's religion has no relation to cock size.

by Anonymousreply 2610/15/2013

OP: he may be wondering the same thing about you. And you're no prize.

by Anonymousreply 2710/15/2013

Do his friends call him teapot?

by Anonymousreply 2810/15/2013

Did OP ever get to see that cock? What was the result?

by Anonymousreply 2910/15/2013

I have small hands and feet and a 6 inch dick. That's normal.

by Anonymousreply 3010/15/2013

A one time boyfriend named Danny was about that size, very skinny and sported a 10 inch fat cock. He tore my ass apart wanting to fuck repeatedly each day.

by Anonymousreply 3110/15/2013

I want to be with a dwarf. I've seen some HOT young dwarves before.

by Anonymousreply 3210/15/2013

Sounds like about 3.1 inches

by Anonymousreply 3310/15/2013
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