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Mama Celeste

Why did she go out of style?

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2013

How in the holy hell should I know?

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2013


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by Anonymousreply 310/12/2013

Because it's crap food, that's why!

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2013

She couldn't deal with the competition from me!

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2013

I heard Aunt Jemima hexed her.

by Anonymousreply 610/12/2013

Didn't she die in a tragic baking accident?

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2013

When was she in style? I don't remember frozen pizzas making the cover of Vogue or topping anyone's hot list, OP.

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2013

Lidia Bastianich had her and Mama Leone whacked in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 910/13/2013

She was wonderful in All About Eve

by Anonymousreply 1010/13/2013

We ground her up and used her as italian sausage on her frozen pizzas.

by Anonymousreply 1110/13/2013

It happened after she was found adrift with her entire crew mysteriously vanished.

by Anonymousreply 1210/13/2013

Perfect for the rapidly expanding Datalounge market, Celeste's only current product is 'pizza for one.'

by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2013

[13] I too thought of the Mary Celeste when I saw this thread.

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2013
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