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Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot or not?

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4410/22/2013

Ouch! Poor poor Jake...

by let's pretend its 2006reply 110/12/2013

Once upon a time perhaps

by let's pretend its 2006reply 210/12/2013

Never was and never will be. He's disgusting and always looks dirty.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 310/12/2013

and the smell

by let's pretend its 2006reply 410/12/2013

Of course he is- would love to see the Jake trolls post their pics. In their dreams they come close to men like him.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 510/12/2013

Are you the person who freeped the poll, R5? I'm the OP and about an hour after it was created, the tally was running 13-4 in favor of no. Then two hours later, the No tally was unchanged and the Yes count had ballooned by over 100.

Strange.

Anyway, I think Jake looks like a horse.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 610/12/2013

Never had any appeal to me.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 710/12/2013

Who... her?

Yawn.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 810/12/2013

Absofuckinglutely. He's usually my first choice in those "You get to do ANY celebrity" threads (sometimes Chace or Zac sneaks through).

by let's pretend its 2006reply 910/12/2013

He's never been a favorite, but it's hard to deny he is an attractive man. And at times, like when he's especially buff, he's turned me on a lot.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1010/12/2013

"but it's hard to deny he is an attractive man"

Easy for me. He's disgusting.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1110/12/2013

Hot:

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1210/12/2013

Hot:

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1310/12/2013

Old, but still hot.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1410/12/2013

Hot:

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1510/12/2013

I love how R1 thought the debate was settled after 4 minutes of voting in the wee hours of the morning.

Idiot.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1610/12/2013

Some of you haters must be hissy, prissy sissies who worked in makeup on one of his movies, and you're still pissed he wouldn't let you touch his dick.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1710/12/2013

And here's a recent pic.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 1810/12/2013

r16, well at least r1 got you to post a hilarious critique.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2010/12/2013

With those big blue doe eyes and that tight body, his could anyone NOT think he's hot? Now his sister, on the other hand...

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2110/12/2013

Who has read Jonathan Kellerman's series of Alex Delaware mystery novels? I've always pictured Alex looking somewhat like Jake, even before I ever heard of Jake Gyllenhaal. Fox is planning a TV series called [italic]Alex Delaware[/italic] for next year, and I think it would be a hoot for Jake to play Alex. TV is where I saw Jake for the first time, in an episode of Homicide his father directed.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2210/12/2013

r21 NAILED it. Thread closed.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2310/12/2013

"could anyone NOT think he's hot?"

I, myself, do not.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2410/12/2013

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2510/15/2013

I wonder how Heath would look now if he were still alive

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2610/15/2013

Average=attractive white guy. It's kind of sad how some of you are going into a frenzy over him: shows you how broken the gay (well, mainstream Hollywood) ideals of beauty are.

YAWN.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2710/15/2013

Meant to say "Average-attractive" but what I have on there works too... sigh.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2810/15/2013

R27.

Why don't you post YOUR idea of beauty...we're curious.

And I'm not being bratty.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 2910/15/2013

I wouldn't say HOT. But cute? Definitely. And often cute gets to me more than hot anyway.

And R21 has a point. How can Jake be so adorably cute and Maggie, to put it kindly, not? Same with Jason and Justine Bateman albeit to a lesser degree.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3010/15/2013

He's adorable.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3110/15/2013

He is skinny because his new role required it. It's for nighcrawler.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3210/15/2013

I love sensitive, good boys.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3310/15/2013

.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3410/15/2013

Oh yeah he's hot.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3510/15/2013

Long answer, hot with an if. Short answer, no with a but.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3610/15/2013

Jake definitely veers into "hot" territory quite often.

Here's the deal...I am not a fan of Jake. I don't think he's particularly distinguished as an actor,his personality in interviews is rather generic and insipid and to me he has no magnetism or "star quality". He's just an adequate actor who had connections in the business and got some good breaks.

However, I DO think he has a distinctive and memorable "look" that sets him apart from some of the more conventionally handsome men in Hollywood and I think it has held him in good stead.

If I saw him at a bar I would DEFINITELY be MORE sexually attracted to him than a more classically attractive man like say,Matt Bomer. Not all guys like the mathematically "perfect" or "ideal" look and find it predictable and uninspiring. To me it is Jake's quirky imperfections and uniqueness in combination with his more traditionally "handsome" features that make him so desirable.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3710/15/2013

R29, I like strong bone structure, darker hair, striking features. I would say Henry Cavill is a HOT guy, a HANDSOME guy. Gyllenhaal looks like an average white male. Not deformed, not ugly, just averagely pleasant.

NPH, for instance, is downright ugly to me, although I'll concede that that is somewhat of an overreaction; He's just very average but people are nuts for him, don't know why.

I find beautiful people (by the aforementioned parameters) beautiful; unlike Hollywood that forces average guys down our throats, colouring them hot or sexy when they are clearly nothing more than average. (In that breath, I'll add beautiful POCs are conveniently ignored. Sad, but true!)

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3810/16/2013

To truly see how ugly Jake is, rent End of Watch. With no hair, he looks like a random ugly guy you would find at Home Depot. He looked like an ugly Mr. Potato Head.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 3910/16/2013

Why would a grown man still be shy?

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4010/17/2013

Sometimes hot, sometimes not.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4110/17/2013

Jake better be careful or Austin will go breaking those wrists.

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4210/17/2013

YIKES!!!

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4310/22/2013

How can you settle this when you keep starting threads about Jake?

by let's pretend its 2006reply 4410/22/2013
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