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Have you ever dated a truly anal retentive person?

So rigid and set in their ways and unwilling to try anything new. Only eats food he's cooked, certain chores on certain days and everything scheduled down to the last second. The same two restaurants over and over again.

Uggh! Never again.

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2013

Just once. I wasn't asked back.

by Anonymousreply 110/11/2013

Christ, I just realized I was dating Sheldon Cooper only mine did like sex and was not as socially awkward.

by Anonymousreply 210/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 310/11/2013

Yes. He was also a world class snob despite being white trash from West Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2013

Sounds boring but stable.

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2013

About 20 years ago I dated this guy for about a year. I was Oscar to his Felix. I called him one day and he told me that he was cleaning the house. There was no way he could clean the house because there was nothing to clean. It was always scrubby clean.

He wanted his bedroom closet to look like the men's department at Barneys. He'd measure the distance between hangers. Sweaters perfectly folded. Shoes on a rack, perfectly polished with shoe trees.

Now that I think about it, why in the hell was he attracted to me? My house wasn't dirty, but it wasn't tidy. Didn't seem to bother him. As long as I didn't mess up his place I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2013

Shouldn't this be merged with the "Can you put on weight rectally" thread?

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2013

OP, you need to learn the meaning of "anal retentive" before you throw the term around to describe a person who merely is rigid and closed-minded.

So go look into a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2013

I think this could be a sitcom!

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2013

Most gay men are lucky they can still retain anally by the time they are 50.

by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2013

R9 Or at least a sketch!

by Anonymousreply 1110/11/2013

I dated this one guy with a nonretentive anus and it was gross.

by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2013

You know that's not true R10

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2013

I know it's not true.

Just joking.

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2013
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