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What will be the next big story, the next 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, OJ Simpson saga, etc.?

I hope it isn't another mass shooting.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2013

John Boehner has a massive stoke.

by Anonymousreply 110/11/2013

Some gun nut will shoot up Washington and kill the wrong people. There are so many Vets who are not getting proper treatment for psychiatric disorders, Teagaggers who blame Obama for everything that is wrong with guvernment, or someone who lives paycheck to paycheck and is in financial straits because of the furlough. Take your pick.

by Anonymousreply 210/11/2013

Dragging Republican leaders into the town squares of America and whipping them. Flash Flogs!

by Anonymousreply 310/11/2013

I fear the next big story will be Kimye get married.

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2013

Some group will hack into the software systems of major banks, hedge funds, 401ks, etc.

Suddenly, all at once, financial transactions will be stopped. Trillions of dollars of monetary value will be wiped out.

Even Goldman Sachs will be crippled.

It will be just like "The Day the Earth Stood Still."

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2013

Since mass shootings are as common as rain showers now, I doubt that will be our next 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2013

Goldie Hawn cuts her bangs.

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2013

Your lips to god's ears, Della.

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2013

Fukishima the second act.

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2013

Massive Earthquake in Oklahoma!

by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2013

Program trading triggers historic crash in metal prices. Later, published reports of large gold/silver discoveries will further decimate the market.

As this happens, small investors will continue to purchase gold/silver at 'bargain' prices. The floor will drop even lower to an inflation-adjusted price of $540 per ounce for gold and $9 per ounce for silver.

This will:

a. shore up demand for depressed government securities

b. eat away at portfolios held by survivalists

c. allow gold to be diverted to more industrial uses

d. prompt SEC investigations of Glen Beck - which will yield nothing

by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2013

The Almiqui Uprising of 2015

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2013

Ya know the New Madrid fault under Memphis is way overdue for its next earthquake. It was once the strongest earthquake in America.

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2013

The Yellowstone Caldera is going to erupt.

We're all going to die

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2013

Death of a Western world leader portrayed as natural causes, but it will be proven to have been an assassination.

October 19/20

by Anonymousreply 1610/11/2013

They're all just distractions from the slow decline of life in the U.S. But by all means, go back to eating your Cheetos and watching Caught on Tape with Contessa Brewer.

by Anonymousreply 1710/11/2013

Detroit falls into sinkhole.

by Anonymousreply 1810/11/2013

I second r17 sadly. Most of the this posted are completely inconsequential non-news items conjured up to distract the disaffected masses from the reality that - IT ISN'T GOING TO GET BETTER!

by Anonymousreply 1910/11/2013

Worse? My house and stock portfolio are SOARING! I'm RICH!!!

by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2013

Massive earthquake in San Fransisco.

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2013

Or, Mt. Vesuvius erupts, decimating Naples.

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2013

Massive cyclone is approaching the East coast of India as we speak.

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2013

A long dead star will suddenly make a dramatic public appearance, proving they were alive and well and living in Phoenix this whole time.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2013
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