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You get to "do" ANY celebrity, who would you choose?

My list would not include Brad Pitt.

by Anonymousreply 12410/24/2013

My list:

Larry Dead guys are hot Hagman Jim Ignatowski on Taxi Just about any pro wrassler Uncle Joe on Petticoat Junction Brian Baumgartner (Kevin) on The Office---they never showed his ass but I know it's hot.

by Anonymousreply 110/10/2013

Henrik Lundqvist of the New York Rangers hockey team.

by Anonymousreply 210/10/2013

Brian Dennehy. Gerritt Badenhorst. Ed Asner. Bob Hoskins.

by Anonymousreply 310/11/2013

Liam Neeson

by Anonymousreply 410/11/2013

Peter Hermann

by Anonymousreply 510/11/2013

Jim Rome

Otherwise, I'd hop a time machine back to Peter Finch circa "The Nun's Story."

by Anonymousreply 610/11/2013

david gintola

by Anonymousreply 710/11/2013

top ten sexiest male celebs and semi-celebs:

Goran Visnjik, Alessandro Nivola, Mark Davis, Jean Dujardin, Daniel Sunjata, Sean Connery, Tom Selleck, Idris Elba, Jeremy Northam and Robert Wolders.

by Anonymousreply 810/11/2013

James Blake, Thierry Henry, John Legend, Omarion, Adam Rodriquez,Nnamdi Asomugha, Pitbull, Godfrey Gao, and this one is kind of left field for me but Rob Dyrdek.

by Anonymousreply 910/11/2013

Michael Fassbender, Jon Hamm and Liam Neeson.

by Anonymousreply 1010/11/2013

Jesus, my answer to these questions is always Karl Urban. I'm in a rut. A hot, kiwi rut.

by Anonymousreply 1110/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 1210/11/2013

I forgot to add Tyson Gay.

I'm not sure why, there's just something about him. I can't put my finger on it.

by Anonymousreply 1310/11/2013

I would fuck Nick Jonas' ass until it went concave.

by Anonymousreply 1410/11/2013

I'll figure it out one of these days.

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2013

R5 I like him too! Tall and I bet he's got a dick for DAYS.

by Anonymousreply 1610/11/2013

Robin Wright or Allison Janney

by Anonymousreply 1710/11/2013

Doris Roberts

by Anonymousreply 1810/11/2013

Cokie Roberts

by Anonymousreply 1910/11/2013

Brad Pitt

Keanu Reeves

by Anonymousreply 2010/11/2013

Keanu Reeves, Chris Pine, Ashton Kutcher. I listed 3 in case two of them said no.

by Anonymousreply 2110/11/2013

Jeez r11, Karl Urban IS hot. I Googled him and clicked on images, almost every image looks really good.

by Anonymousreply 2210/11/2013

Billy Bragg

by Anonymousreply 2310/11/2013

Noel Fisher

by Anonymousreply 2410/11/2013


by Anonymousreply 2510/11/2013

Michael (shouldabeenPeterParker) Angarano.

by Anonymousreply 2610/11/2013

Alexander Skarsgård

by Anonymousreply 2710/11/2013

Sheriff Paul Babeau. I want hi. Inside of me, bareback.

by Anonymousreply 2810/11/2013

R5, you should check out tonight's episode of BLUE BLOODS. Peter Hermann has more screentime than usual.

by Anonymousreply 2910/11/2013

Topher Grace

by Anonymousreply 3010/11/2013

JC Chasez

Mike Shinoda

Zachary Quinto

by Anonymousreply 3110/11/2013

Chris Pine, Michael Fassbender, Jon Hamm

I'll take any of the three, please!

by Anonymousreply 3210/11/2013

His hot breath on my neck as he takes me from behind, his obscene mushroom head tearing open the ring of muscle inside me as he kisses my ear and tells me I'm his boy.

by Anonymousreply 3310/12/2013

Giles Marini. .. But not for one night. .. For life!

by Anonymousreply 3410/12/2013

Topher Grace, R30?

by Anonymousreply 3510/12/2013

Topher Grace, R35.

by Anonymousreply 3610/12/2013

Bobby Trendy

by Anonymousreply 3710/12/2013

John Legend

by Anonymousreply 3810/12/2013

Ty Burrell

by Anonymousreply 3910/12/2013

DL legend Elias Koteas, of course. I want his large uncut member sighing its load deep inside of me.

by Anonymousreply 4010/12/2013

Thanks, R29 - much appreciated. Unfortunately, I don't live in the US. I only know Peter from bit parts in Curb Your Enthusiasm and 30 Rock and "Hargitay husband" fame. And DL, of course! Love him.

by Anonymousreply 4110/12/2013

If I had a time machine it would be Tom Welling at the start of Smallville.

by Anonymousreply 4210/12/2013

Robert Gorrie

by Anonymousreply 4310/21/2013

Charlie Hunnam

by Anonymousreply 4410/21/2013

Ride Chris Evans thick irish-italian dick while holding onto his perfect hairy muscular pecs

by Anonymousreply 4510/21/2013

Bill O'Reilly

by Anonymousreply 4610/21/2013

Benedict Cumberbatch and Michael Fassbender. I'd love to see if Fassbender is as talented in bed as has been rumored.

by Anonymousreply 4710/21/2013

Callum Keith Rennie

by Anonymousreply 4810/21/2013

I'd top Zachary Levi.

by Anonymousreply 4910/21/2013

Shemar Moore.

by Anonymousreply 5010/21/2013

Brad Pitt and Jon Hamm now.

Carey Grant and Robert Redford in their prime.

by Anonymousreply 5110/21/2013

Richard Gere in his prime and possibly now since I am over 50.

by Anonymousreply 5210/21/2013

Today, Zac.

by Anonymousreply 5310/21/2013

I am a straight white male and cannot see myself with a man but if I had to pick one to give me a blowjob, hands down it would be Brad Pitt.

by Anonymousreply 5410/21/2013

Or one of the guys in the Treasure Trails thread. But only the ones with trails, not forests.

by Anonymousreply 5510/21/2013

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 5610/21/2013

Brian Williams

by Anonymousreply 5710/21/2013

Depends on my mood, at the moment I am thinking about John Legend's big butt

by Anonymousreply 5810/21/2013

Ryan Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 5910/21/2013

I'd like to top Jake Gyllenhaal and Colton Haynes and bottom for James Gandolfini and Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 6010/21/2013

R54, why Brad Pitt?

by Anonymousreply 6110/21/2013

Barack Obama.

by Anonymousreply 6210/21/2013

Just realised Barack isn't a celebrity, so: Lilian Thuram

by Anonymousreply 6310/21/2013

Ooh R62, try and get his jizz on your suit so yiu can become the gay Monica Lewinsky

For me...Richard Gere, now and then and forever. But i'm not into gerbils. He gon have to di that shi on his own gf.

by Anonymousreply 6410/21/2013

Robert De Niro, then or now.

by Anonymousreply 6510/21/2013

Some interesting choices here. I agree with Richard Gere in those old movies, he was hot as hell.

Would also love to fuck around w Brody Jenner or Adrien Grenier or Marky Mark, excuse me, Mr Mark Wahlberg.

But if I only got one, I'd pound Timberlake's ass until he was in a jizz coma.

by Anonymousreply 6610/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6710/21/2013

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by Anonymousreply 6810/21/2013

R68 = Henrik Lundqvist.

by Anonymousreply 6910/21/2013

Gil Gerard had an amazing butt ca. Buck Rogers.

by Anonymousreply 7010/21/2013

Matt Czuchry, from THE GOOD WIFE. Pretty. Looks like he might have a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 7110/21/2013

Agreed on Mr. JT, R66. But all I'd "do" to Marky Mark is kick him for an hour.

by Anonymousreply 7210/21/2013

Jack Schlossberg

by Anonymousreply 7310/21/2013

"Today, Zac."

Which one?

by Anonymousreply 7410/21/2013

not Brad Pitt

not Ben Affleck

not Johnny Depp

not Will Smith

not Tom Cruise

not Leonardo Di Caprio

not George Clooney

most A-listers are boring as hell and completely turn me off!

by Anonymousreply 7510/21/2013

Maybe Oscar Isaac, he seems cool. I find Fassbender, Gosling and Co creepy and not hot at all!

by Anonymousreply 7610/21/2013

I want to fuck Dave Franco. hard. over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 7710/21/2013

Im a whore so I'll list my top 5

Nathan Owens

Colton Haynes

Dwayne Johnson

Reggie Bush

Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 7810/21/2013

Eric Dane

Christopher Meloni

James Franco

Bobby Cannavale

Jon Hamm

Matthew McConaughey

Ryan Gosling

Colin Farrell

Dave Salmoni

Brad Pitt

by Anonymousreply 7910/21/2013

I loved Bobby Cannavale in The Station Agent!

by Anonymousreply 8010/21/2013

I'll need a time machine again. Jon-Erik Hexum. Possibly the most beautiful man ever.

by Anonymousreply 8110/21/2013

Kobe Bryant

by Anonymousreply 8210/21/2013

R74, I meant Zac Efron. How many others spell it that way?

by Anonymousreply 8310/21/2013

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

by Anonymousreply 8410/21/2013

Chris Evans, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 8510/21/2013

Steven R. McQueen, "Jeremy" from The Vampire Diaries. Especially right now, in his hunky "Hunter" body. Woof!

by Anonymousreply 8610/21/2013

Ewan McGregor

by Anonymousreply 8710/21/2013

Totally Channing Tatum.

by Anonymousreply 8810/21/2013

Time Machine required. Whitney Houston

by Anonymousreply 8910/21/2013

He may be weird but I'd fuck the hell outta Tom Cruise. I'm a black top and I love white bottoms with big phat asses.

by Anonymousreply 9010/21/2013

Jack White. I have a feeling he's HUGE and very bossy in bed.

by Anonymousreply 9110/21/2013

Never do any of them, they all have herpes from sleeping with each other. for real, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 9210/21/2013

Daniel Craig because he's very masculine and hung like a bull.

by Anonymousreply 9310/21/2013

model Kerry Degman, Tyson Beckford too for models if they count as celebrities. Wentworth Miller. And I'll have what r78 is having, at least Colton, Reggie, Justin.

OP/ r1, Kevin from the Office for serious? Never seen that one before. But I'd take Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 9410/21/2013

Not Brad Pitt, definitely. Read that he has herpes. But with, or without, not sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 9510/21/2013


by Anonymousreply 9610/21/2013

10 at random:

Liam Neeson

Artur Dmitriev, skater

Kris Kristofferson

Everly Brothers (counted as one)

Colin Farrell

Michael Callan

Roy Rogers

Keanu Reeves

Some would require time travel.

by Anonymousreply 9710/21/2013

1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Bar Refaeli 3. Zac Efron 4. Cristiano Ronaldo 5. Adriana Lima

by Anonymousreply 9810/21/2013

R93, Daniel Craig is not hung like a bull. he's average. nothing special really.

by Anonymousreply 9910/21/2013

Janet Jackson. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 10010/21/2013

How do you know R99?

by Anonymousreply 10110/21/2013

R101, google him dummy! there are nude pics of him online from films.

I've met him in person and he is a very normal guy, not stuck up.

by Anonymousreply 10210/21/2013

"But then, I'm not a white guy"

What does not being white have to do with whether one is attracted to Brad Pitt or not?

by Anonymousreply 10310/21/2013

Brad Pitt was kinda hot in Fight Club, I liked the gay couple vibe between him and Edward Norton. Otherwise nah.

by Anonymousreply 10410/22/2013

I'm praying for the day when Kevin Spacey spies me through the gloryhole at the Los Angeles Farmer's Market men's room! But don't tell anyone that I've seen him there.

by Anonymousreply 10510/22/2013

Jesse McCartney circa 2004

by Anonymousreply 10610/22/2013

R106, just go on back, he's probably still there.

by Anonymousreply 10710/22/2013

Sorry meant r105

by Anonymousreply 10810/22/2013

R86, we need a pic of Steven R. McQueen.

by Anonymousreply 10910/22/2013

Steven R. McQueen looks more like his stepfather, hockey player Luc Robitaille,

by Anonymousreply 11010/22/2013

than he does like his father, Chad McQueen.

by Anonymousreply 11110/22/2013

(R103) Of all the Brad Pitt fans I've known, they were all white guys. There may have been non-white fans, but not one gay non-white I know has expressed interest in him. This is why I said what I did. So, my statement is based on my own experience. However, I have several white friends who don't care for him in the least.

by Anonymousreply 11210/23/2013

Praying for a sex act means you are not praying to The Almighty; you are praying to Satan.

It has to be distinguished. It's your choice!

by Anonymousreply 11310/23/2013

Agent ASAC Schrader RIP hes such a hot bear

by Anonymousreply 11410/24/2013

Today it would be that Disney guy you guys have been saying has such a big dick. I don't remember his name. I've never watched anything with him in it. I never heard of him, TTYTT, until reading about him on DL.

by Anonymousreply 11510/24/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal could top me. Or bottom for me. Or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 11610/24/2013

Jamie Dornan and his meaty goodness.

by Anonymousreply 11710/24/2013

I'm gay, but still I'd choose Jessica Lange.

by Anonymousreply 11810/24/2013

Go back in a time machine for Guy Madison c. 1948

by Anonymousreply 11910/24/2013

NCIS Michael Weatherly

George Clooney

by Anonymousreply 12010/24/2013

Horse hung Kellan Lutz

by Anonymousreply 12110/24/2013

Nick Lachey

Drew Lachey

Justin Timberlake

Scott Porter

Kyle Chandler

Luke Bryan

Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris

by Anonymousreply 12210/24/2013

Michael Pitt

by Anonymousreply 12310/24/2013

Dane DeHaan Channing Tatum

by Anonymousreply 12410/24/2013
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