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What happened to Jessica Simpsons?

Is her time in the sun gone already?

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2013

She's filthy rich, always pregnant, and will never lose the enormous amount of baby weight she has put on in recent years. Won't be seeing much of her anymore.

by Anonymousreply 110/10/2013

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by Anonymousreply 210/10/2013

She will make her big comeback in the movie of Anna Nicole: The Opera.

by Anonymousreply 310/10/2013

I think she spent a little too much time out in the sun. Isn't she one of those plus size models now?

by Anonymousreply 410/10/2013

Her fashion reality show was finally canceled.

There is a god.

by Anonymousreply 510/10/2013

She added a "s" apparently.

by Anonymousreply 610/10/2013

She's probably pretty happy. I think she really wanted top be a mom has more money than she'll ever need. Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 710/10/2013

She's a great big fat person now.

by Anonymousreply 810/10/2013

Yes. Don't bring up old shit.

by Anonymousreply 910/10/2013

My cousin's friend who is a stylist to ALL the washed up reality stars asked Jessica why she no longer records or tours.

Her response? "Daddy said it's Chin's turn."

by Anonymousreply 1010/10/2013

"Daddy said it's Chin's turn."

What does that mean? Translation, please.

by Anonymousreply 1110/10/2013

Daddy's gay, honey.

He was never that into you.

by Anonymousreply 1210/10/2013

OP, you haven't shopped at Macy's lately?

by Anonymousreply 1310/10/2013

Her singing sounds like constipation and her chin is unsightly. Good thing she's gone.

by Anonymousreply 1410/10/2013

Does she own a large chunk of the Jessica Simpson Fashion Company, or does she just get a fee for the use of her name?

Because if she owns the company outright or in part, she must make more money in a week than she could in a hundred years of touring.

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2013

Getting skinny for Dukes of Hazzard wrecked her metabolism.

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2013
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