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Texas Senator Ted Cruz: Pudgy, Pasty, and (not) Presidential.

Is his collapse almost complete?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3510/12/2013

He's a revolting demagogic pig

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 110/10/2013

selfservative 1. (adjective) Misinterpreting conservatism to justify selfishness. 2. (noun) A person who practices or justifies selfservative behavior.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 210/10/2013

Here's another thing...How could anybody that studied at Princeton and Harvard end up to become such a stupid clown? Two Words. Evangelical Christianity. Faith does not enhance reason, it replaces it.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 510/10/2013

He's a fugly megalomaniac.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 610/10/2013

All I had to do was read R4's name and know that his post was totally worthless.

What a fucking waste of band width.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 710/10/2013

Libertarians are so strange. A weird disconnect.

It's a different anger that the Repugs, who believe might makes right, and the strong must eat the weak.

But not much different.

Instead of supporting powerful families, they deny any potency over them and believe the jungle will find its way.

Fine, if you're an animal.

Cruz is simply a malevolent prima donna. He's a one-note maniac, but he's not purblind enough to be a Libertarian.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 810/10/2013

He has one Cuban parent, is he considered 'biracial'?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 910/11/2013

Can we send Spencer Hall after him?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1010/11/2013

An idiot. And Texas elected him.

Let's see - apart from the Old South, which we expect to elect turds, Texas and Arizona seem to be in the running for Worst Electorate, right?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1110/11/2013

He looks like he is from damaged DNA. He is def Fugly. Looks like an ugly Mr. Haney impersonator.

He is clever not smart. Anyone can memorize their way thru an ivy league education if you work towards that one goal.

His father is a communist who worked to put Castro in power in Cuba.

He is a mutant.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1210/12/2013

And he's STILL eligible to be Prime Minister of Canada!

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1310/12/2013

I heard that he (and others) call his Tea Party colleagues the "Chik-Fil-A Caucus" and laugh. Disgusting.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1410/12/2013

He looks like his face is a mask, or that he is a puppet.

That old woman puppet from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood? He looks like she could be his mother.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1510/12/2013

" I love it when people discuss Ted Cruz on DL "

Honey, advertising your masochistic tendencies is best left to grindr.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1610/12/2013

Linky stinky, r15

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1710/12/2013

Don't know that Cruz is stupid. But he is smart enough to say exactly what his wingnut audience wants to hear AND will get him the most attention. I think that the bottom line is that he just wants attention, no matter what he has to do or say to get it.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1810/12/2013

try this?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 1910/12/2013

or this

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2010/12/2013

He is pudgy, pasty, and generally repulsive. Does he have kids? It's hard to picture since he has no sex appeal.

So...the Right hates educated elitists...so why are they so proud of Cruz's degrees?

He was born in Canada! Why is that acceptable to the Birthers?

He's an anchor baby...his first name is Rafael.

I have the same question as r5. Does Cruz have a mental disorder? Is he just a snake oil salesman??

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2110/12/2013

he definitely has womanly hips.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2210/12/2013

Ms. Palin looks like an extra from "machete"

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2310/12/2013

Makeup?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2410/12/2013

Vomit-inducing creature in every way.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2510/12/2013

24, is he wearing lipstick...?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2610/12/2013

[quote]He is pudgy, pasty, and generally repulsive.

I second that.

And I would add that his voice is pitched at a really irritating level.

Having that voice say moronic things makes it even worse.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2710/12/2013

[quote]OP ... pudgy? Are you kidding? But then again, Ted Cruz is NOT a 23 year-old skinny twink, even though you obviously think that ANY man over the age of 30 is either pudgy or on his way to becoming pudgy. BTW, he beats the hell out of our anorexic-looking Supreme Commander of Hope and Change. Or, perhaps I missed THAT posting of yours previously ... if so, please re-post us so we can all be informed of your prejudices (or lack thereof). The liberal equivalent in the Democratic Party?? Uh ... her name is Miz Hillary "Rose Law Firm" Rodham Clinton. Saggy Jowls, horribly thick midrift. Puffy face, not to mention her grand piano-thick legs. I love it when people discuss Ted Cruz on DL ... one can only imagine far left-leaning liberals' heads exploding at the very mention of his name. ROFLMAO!

Oh lord, freeper invasion. Classic straight out of freeping 101.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2810/12/2013

He DOES have a sort of "church lady" voice, now that you mention it....

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 2910/12/2013

He frankly looks like the type of person who struggles with ass odor problems.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3010/12/2013

I'm going with OP but I will state that most of our current politicians are fug and many of them are fat and pasty. Newt Gingrich is absolutely disgusting. He's coated in sleaze just like slick Rick Perry. Wouldn't touch them with a 10' pole.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3110/12/2013

He looks to me like he could be the spawn of Pat Buchanan. Was crazy Pat fucking Cruz's mother in Canada back in 1970?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3210/12/2013

He seems like a closet case.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3310/12/2013

I thought Cruz was spawn of an evangelical nut job?

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3410/12/2013

I read an article by someone who went to college with him, and said he is universally hated, except by a few core hangers on and admirers.

by Chris Christie, longing for a Big Macreply 3510/12/2013
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